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258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258182 dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258270 berlin: me too

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 Robespierre: @WannaBee I thought they serve awful fries
 Science: Trademark infringement of North Korea
 WannaBee: @well duh they do serve waffle fries though
 well duh: @WannaBee I'm not sure fil-a-chick serves burgers...
 Dr Awkward: @Knice "I'm loving it Your Way"
 Shay: What's a copyright?
 WannaBee: I think I*ll go to Fil-a-chick instead
 barfolomew: Can I get that with a Cola-Coca?
 WTF: Char-fried flavor
 tib gubb: there's something subtly unnerving about this ad
 Knice: "Have it a way."
Image 240754   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 FireBreathingMarmot: You left your cat lying around everywhere.
 Ulillillia: KatKot
 tib gubb: ye old high-and-mighty
 a robot: That's one gorgeous flat cat!
 Otterman: Another handsome cat
Image 240753   04-03-18   Uploaded by    trucker
 Science: Trademark infringement of North Korea
 grizzly: Only after you finish your king burger.
 Whatever: For some reason Visions of feline STDs come to mind here
 itskando: I'd eat it
 Sparkle Bucket: Kat kot is my dance name?
 WannaBee: Break me off a piece of that... applesauce. Piece of that Chrysler car... football cream.
 Knice: *MasKot
 Nope: Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that GENERIC CHOCOLATE BAR
Image 240752   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Mr Bleak: I used to work in Woking UK, and every Thursday at 11:05 Concorde would fly over on it's way to the States. Now, that sounded great. Unbelievably loud, but damn fine all the same.
 Mr. Shine: Bet it sounds great in there
Image 240751   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Robespierre: Hang on, baby - Friday's coming
 Mr. Shine: Bet it smells great in there
 sparename: Kissing a horse's arse is a well-known cure for chapped lips, well not actually a cure but it does stop you licking them
 Shay: Please stop sniffing my girlfriend's butt.
 addend: Do you want jockey itch? Because this is how...
 midgetcastle: Hey, they say don't look a gift horse in the mouth, they don't say anything about the horsehole!
 Knice: Like groceries
 Fast Sloth: Horse: "Don't fart. Please don't fart." / Rider: "Don't fart. Please don't fart."
Image 240750   04-03-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 well duh: Bobcat Goldthwait did a routine about this once.
 jochenau: @glenalec One wonders how you came by this knowledge...
 queezy farm: This taxi might actually 'follow that car' (IRL, they generally don't do that!)
Image 240749   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
 Warrax: Head like a bowl/ Black as your sole/ I'd rather dye/ Than give you a mole
 sparename: "How to Grow Your Own Faceplant"
 Gluten Fee: Press face to continue
 electrode: The extreme introvert.
Image 240748   04-03-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 WannaBee: @Otterman It*s better than bad, it*s good!
 Otterman: @Not A Bot And finally, my daughter sings The Log song to me every so often.
 Otterman: @Not A Bot Well, who didn't?
 Otterman: If it sucks, hit da brucks
 Beef Supreme: Real winners quit. I prefer to think of it as cutting my losses, and only do so if I haven't hedged my bets.
 Not A Bot: I used to watched ren & stimpy with my dad when I was about 4 or 5 years old. rad.
Image 240747   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Lantry
 Mr. Shine: @Knice *sigh* but he did.
 Knice: The baggies were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes Cousin Skeeter wouldn't piss in them there.
Image 240746   04-03-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 Not A Bot: Priogdor the Burritonater
 Beef Supreme: @Nope The United States is a corporation.
 Nope: NRA is a terrorist organization. 2nd amendment is a sham. Congress or the senate doesn't care about it's constituents just its corporations.
 skunkrocker: That will ruin your day. :-(
Image 240745   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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