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268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

268131  ignatz: When are they going to get around to doing the 'other thing'?

268150  Amy Housewine: It actually speaks fluent English and has a voice like Barry White.

268153  Amy Housewine: Comfy Jeff.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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Score:
351
 
 dangerkeith3000: Wow...it's been 4 months and this post manged to finally get 300 points.
 Shay: *internal rage intensifies*
 WTF: Very low nicotine
 Nope: Aww Lil Timmy has popcorn lung, just like his daddy. Can you blow dank clouds Timmy?
 tib gubb: mommy's little degenerate :)
 dobbiesdoogs: just lol if you weren't vaping in the womb
Image 240741   04-03-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
259
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 240740   04-03-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
388
 
 well duh: Disapproving back disapproves
 Sparkle Bucket: Stare long enough into the abyss...
 jochenau: The Great Gatsbutt
 Otterman: Debonerizer
 addend: *mwah*
 WTF: Excuse me Miss but your belly button stinks!
 Nope: Christ lady, there is a trunk you know.
 DOW: Moisturise me!
Image 240739   04-03-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
675
 
 Robespierre: Bow-tie daddy don't you blow your top, everything's under control.
 Jason Steak: He just needs a fez
 tib gubb: that bow tie...
Image 240738   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
239
 
 itskando: @Yurishiro @glenalec oo oo ooo
 Shay: Bad ol' George.
 Telkwa: extra plush kleenex. soooo soft.
 nuke em: @glenalec - does the Twin Peaks remake have that line? I only know the original.
 Borm Pumpies: @glenalec It's fantaaaastic!
 chemical: Wraaapped in plaaaaastic!
Image 240737   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
601
 
 Robespierre: Real raccoons play cribbage.
 Otterman: Waschbaer
 Otterman: Unbelievable. Real raccoons would play cards by a pool of water for frequent washing.
 Bluetocracy: Classic. I've always loved Trash Pandas Playing Poker.
 Butcherboy: Ahh Ive got garbage. What?!?! I mean my cards Steve,calm down
 grizzly: Nope! Chuck Testa!
 Mad Collager: Okay, I'll see your pork chop bone and raise you two banana peels.
 fanny: Make a move already, Stubborn Jeff!
Image 240736   04-03-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
520
 
 BabyVaccine: vv now I think of it, someone in a Trek-ified version of a large competitor's uniform screaming "Kaaaaaahn! Kaaaaaaaahn! Kaaaaaaaaaahn! Why are your prices always so competitive!" would make an amusing advertisement!
 Semaphore: @DrinkMixMan - We have a small local chain of supermarkets here trading under the name 'Kahn's'. I am always tempted to stand out the front doing a Kirk impression.
 DrinkMixMan: HAAAAAHHHHHN!
 Mad Collager: Well, your name should've been Hoover!
 bag o bones: Meeee toooooo!
Image 240735   04-03-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
698
 
 Whatever: Thats one way to dispose of the surplus population thats infesting the nations public schools
 Greifer: wheeeeeeeeeee
 Otterman: Dispose of ugly children here
 Nope: @wolfpk now with slightly less decapitation!
 wolfpk: The next great amusement park "ride."
 Mad Collager: Wait! It's nowhere near Sinkhole de Mayo!
 fanny: The pit/ I was in the pit/ You were in the pit/ We all were in the pit
 Dominus Umbrae: Love how the"safety line" doesn't actually prevent anyone from going up the slide. "Mommy, look at OH MY GOD!"
 gutwheat: That large alligator is still at the bottom of the hole, too.
Image 240734   04-03-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
631
 
 Robespierre: From the national best seller "Fun Things to Do With Unwanted Microwaves"
 Whatever: Substitute fireplace
 Greifer: it's perfect
 itskando: Satan demands a snackrifice
 Mr. Shine: Wait while I take a picture!
 jochenau: I bet it smells great in there.
 Shay: This popcorn is fine.
 hammy: @Butcherboy Yes it will. Nice and clean :P
 Bluetocracy: very zen
 Butcherboy: A damp paper towel will fix that up
 Mad Collager: Don't give @Knice any ideas!
 WTF: Ahhhhh, the microwave is on fire! Quick take a picture!
 sparename: One day after the 'use-by' date
 male anon: Flambe popcorn.
Image 240733   04-03-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
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 well duh: It's a Nissan, what's your point.
 Sparkplug: *jewish theme song*
 chunk norris: 2d tree
Image 240732   04-03-18   Uploaded by    soccer
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