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253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

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253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P



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 Dr Awkward: Searching for a new SOULmate?
Image 240574   04-02-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
367
 
 NoOneImportant: @barfolomew At that size and blurriness, its really hard to tell...I think the tips of the T, C, A and are diagonal, but I couldnt guarantee it
 lecj07: @barfolomew Helvetica was his girlfriend, til that he found out about all those Times with New Roman, her secret lover.
 Mr. Shine: @Yam STORY TIME: The math wing of my highschool looked out across the back of the kitchens, and the little practice rooms for the music/band department. One day before a Trigonometry test, myself and two others got back in those practice rooms, and used masking tape to write trig formulas backwards across the glass, two feet high. After the test, we got in that afternoon and took them down again. We used the building itself as a cheat sheet.
 Not A Bot: Neurotic graffiti never prospers.
 Yam: Cheating for design school tests like
 booger: @barfolomew - Annoying graphic designers is my passion
 barfolomew: Friendly Spaceship, I put it to you: what's sadder, this tattoo, or the fact that it's in Arial?
Image 240573   04-02-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
420
 
 carpwoman: @glenalec - Well, yeah, he opened the lid.
 Dr Awkward: *Welp
 Shay: Nah, sugar in the gas tank.
 twitter: Engine is flooded.
Image 240572   04-02-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
863
 
 a robot: cat. CAT.
 Knice: Catryoshka
Image 240571   04-02-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
1591
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Butt Radded because I want a Toblerone that size.
 Robespierre: Public trans for microcephalics
 Mad Collager: They financed this with a pyramid scheme.
 Dr Awkward: Waiting on the A-Frame
 Dr. Bathroom: Wow, clever design. It's probably pretty difficult for this train to overturn.
 WannaBee: I want to see it go into a triangular shaped tunnel
 Mr. Butt: Radded for reasons I can't even begin to understand.
Image 240570   04-02-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
738
 
 itskando: After Easter dinner and dessert? Probably a good representation of me this morning...
 Dr Awkward: Gullible's Travels?
Image 240569   04-02-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
279
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 240568   04-02-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
102
 
 Mr Bleak: Classy as having your name as a pair tramp stamp so they can remember what to call you, regardless of which end they are.
 AFanOfSprite: @apoxia Agree to disagree (meaning I disagree too)
 franktank: She has class coming out of her ass
 Warrax: Oh i get it. It means "fuck." Ha!
 Mr. Shine: Doubtful.
 carpwoman: Nah, bruh.
 apoxia: I disagree
Image 240567   04-02-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
193
 
 Robespierre: Gross National Product of North Korea
 Butcherboy: I knew it! I damn well told you all so@glenalec
 Mr. Shine: That's a lot of p!ss.
 Side Boob: A pic of daddy before he got the Kim Jong Ill-ness
 Knice: Fruity of North Korea.
 foreversmug: Surveying the collection of US-sourced precious bodily fluids.
Image 240566   04-02-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
379
 
 lecj07: This is f'taghn.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: rad as fuck!! @Robespierre you on point today! fi yah! pon dem.
 Not A Bot: 3 Ninjas remake looking good
Image 240565   04-02-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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