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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz

The top ten most commented-on images today:

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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time is wastin uploaded 267933 (1024 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4392 points
 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 tib gubb: change of plan - we're going to the ER to get stitches
 Shay: Goodbye foot.
 Not A Bot: Eat more bikes! I do enjoy that.
 Astanapan: Most of the time photographs don't turn out as good as you hoped, but sometimes they turn out 10 times better.
 edvard: I only just realised it wasn t strapped to his hip
 BavidDowie: Really the best thing to do with JW Red anyway
 Captain Marsupial: He's got two more in his pockets. Thass why his pants so low.
 Mad Collager: Change Johnny Walker to Johnny Faller.
 Christina: Oh shit!
 a robot: *Nelson voice* HA-HA!
 nightmarez: imminent toe sacrifice
 Prostata: this guy really can't handle his whiskey
 sparename: There's whiskey in the air-o
Image 240362   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 Mr. Shine: Finally!
 Mad Collager: For those special times you want to pucker up.
 dangerkeith3000: When you don't wanna shave for anal, but you still wanna look nice.
 sparename: Just like The United Federation of Planets, they wipe out Klingons..
 soccer: Pluck up the courage to book an appointment..
Image 240361   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Image 240360 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by cybeq. Your image was bad, cybeq.
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity It's a push-me-paw-you.
 Robespierre: He tumbled 4 ya, doggo
 firesoup: The cat has ears at both ends!
Image 240359   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Robespierre: Mem'reez: I can remember taking hours to drive a '64 Rambler Classic from Superior to Ashland on US 2 in a whiteout even worse than this. Sometimes I had to come to a complete stop to wait for the wind to die down enough so I could see the white line at the edge of the roadway to avoid driving into the ditch.
 Scoo: Make the jump to brights-speed!
 Captain Marsupial: We don't calculate this right, we end up in the middle of a tree. That'll end your trip real quick, kid.
 Teechur: Engage both hands on wheel
Image 240358   04-01-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Ulillillia: These flowers are nice.
Image 240357   04-01-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
 Not A Bot: groverhaus
 rubix1924: First time I've laffed at a Friends gag. Yay!
Image 240356   04-01-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
 BavidDowie: tfw the 'nip kicks in
 Himesama: Feed me.
Image 240355   04-01-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 Mr. Shine: *bonk*
 sparename: I see a leaking edge
Image 240354   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Ulillillia: Everybody's got somebody to lean on
 BavidDowie: sounds Italian
 sparename: Reminds me of archived audio tape being stored "tail out" so any print-through of loud bits didn't cause any disconcerting pre-echo..
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Trippy..
Image 240353   04-01-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
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