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273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

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272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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 Starky15: Dream big... #240030
 Bluetocracy: Hey, at least he eats her out after he's done.
 mexican: @NoRagrets Please take me with you.
 Not A Bot: Michael Stipe looks like shit these days.
 NoRagrets: I dont want to live on this planet anymore.
 Butcherboy: And I thought using the sears catalog was resourceful
 Shay: Fuck this, I'm out...I'm sooooo outta here. *flies away holding umbrella*
 Ulillillia: We're putting Cum inside M&Ms
 Fast Sloth: Wonder if he will use chocolate sauce?
 charlemagne: somewhere, two parents are blaming each other
Image 240070   03-30-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: Well, yeah ... but that's probably why it was one of my favourites back when.
Image 240069   03-30-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay That's even worse!
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 More thinking Ronald McDonald and Hamburglar's lovechild.
 Warrax: A supervillain that makes my teeth hurt.
 dangerkeith3000: Carrot Top? In LEGO form?
Image 240068   03-30-18   Uploaded by    Girlnextdoor
 Captain Marsupial: Spiderman is a Menace to our Museums, an editorial by J. Jonah Jameson.
 Teechur: I imagine Shelob hiding just around the corner, crocheting another web.....
 sparename: "We have some doilies for a Mister 'Spinal Tap'?"
 wolfpk: And another use for raspberries.
 Annoying Vegan : Tats awesome
 pisspig: Tell you what, I'll do it for $800.
Image 240067   03-30-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Mr Bleak: OK, Ham. Yep. Ok, peas. Yep. I'm guessing parsley. Yep. WTF are those red things, and did she rip them off her brother?
 copunter: grind em up shoot that crocasaurus
 Mr. Shine: *Purple Haze plays*
 Bluetocracy: That was probably mommy's molly stash.
Image 240066   03-30-18   Uploaded by    afroking
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Image 240065   03-30-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
 FireBreathingMarmot: Don't do it!
 copunter: *Flinsone
 wolfpk: Fourth Flintstone vitamin.
 Drunk Orc: Peter's shenanigans.
Image 240064   03-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Demon Universe: When I see a leaf falling, I try to run underneath it and turn into Racoon Demon Universe. It rarely works.
 illBilliam: She's a basic bitch. There it's been said now we can close this chapter of our lives and move on.
 Robespierre: @Not A Bot Stay tuned
 Not A Bot: Phew, for a sec I thought it was Kenny Rogers that died
 Ulillillia: Timely
 Robespierre: Basic? I dunno. Always thought coffee was somewhat acidic myself.
Image 240063   03-30-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
 oregon man: All cats are assholes @Butcherboy
 Butcherboy: Nope. Siamese cats are assholes
 Ulillillia: Happy Himmie
Image 240062   03-30-18   Uploaded by    trees
 Captain Marsupial: Left hidden cameras around the house and secretly invited "burglars" in to kill his most annoying child, who coincidentally had a $50 million life-insurance policy on his head.
 Mr. Whiskers: The pizza alone was $122.50
 tib gubb: traded blood diamonds
 grizzly: @Robespierre once again, I am drawn into the story of Robespierre. You're an interesting individual indeed.
 grizzly: Pretty sure his mom was a fashion designer or something.
 Robespierre: Living in Winnetka (that's where the house itself is)? That's where I went to high school, so I'd say ... corporate lawyer, commercial investment broker, or trust-fund baby - typical North Shore careers.
 Ulillillia: It was 1990
 barfolomew: Child trafficking ring.
Image 240061   03-30-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
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