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272758  addend: Maybe /this/ kind of post should just have a Rad button, too?

272761  addend: And his trusty sidekick, Rogaine.

272754  smusher: Oh you mean my Canadian love seat?

272767  addend: He didn't actually say that. He's pretty... neutral... about the flag.

272768  addend: This side up

272764  addend: I feel ya, little Oreo.

272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

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 Captain Marsupial: Left hidden cameras around the house and secretly invited "burglars" in to kill his most annoying child, who coincidentally had a $50 million life-insurance policy on his head.
 Mr. Whiskers: The pizza alone was $122.50
 tib gubb: traded blood diamonds
 grizzly: @Robespierre once again, I am drawn into the story of Robespierre. You're an interesting individual indeed.
 grizzly: Pretty sure his mom was a fashion designer or something.
 Robespierre: Living in Winnetka (that's where the house itself is)? That's where I went to high school, so I'd say ... corporate lawyer, commercial investment broker, or trust-fund baby - typical North Shore careers.
 Ulillillia: It was 1990
 barfolomew: Child trafficking ring.
Image 240061   03-30-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 DrNinjaman: Dog Rorschach
 barfolomew: Dog Buscemi
 Robespierre: MutantBOOP
Image 240060   03-30-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
 tib gubb: i think it's a safe assumption that the person who made this spends way too much time at work
 Scoo: The Great Wave of Gastroenteritis
Image 240059   03-30-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Robespierre: @Teechur More like "What Dai Phuc?"
 Teechur: @Robespierre Whom do dai phuc, I wonder?
 Not A Bot: Yellow text on white background
 Bluetocracy: Irony is a wonderful thing.
 tib gubb: government.png
 jazzjunkie: Beauty of Vietnam
 Robespierre: Dai Phuc! (Look in the mirror)
 barfolomew: What? They're wearing a helmet.
Image 240058   03-30-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 dobbiesdoogs: fatality
 Bluetocracy: Yes, we know Subway is a substitute for Quiznos.
 tib gubb: i don't think this is what they meant when they said 'land of confusion'
 jazzjunkie: Beauty of USA
 barfolomew: They taste good to us.
Image 240057   03-30-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 Demon Universe: @sparename *bites* *shatters chompers* Nopth.
 Robespierre: This shade can't shade shit.
 sparename: Is that a chocolate teapot?
Image 240056   03-30-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Mr Bleak: Lazy way to dust the ceiling fan ... I wish I'd thought of it. And that I had a fan to dust. And that it ever got warm enough for long enough to need a fan to dust. :sigh:
 FireBreathingMarmot: Keep going - it still stinks...
 mexican: @Scoo I'd prefer that to not being able to stretch in my room without smashing the ceiling light.
 Teechur: @Wooden Spoon @Scoo That's why my ceilings are all 7'. TBH it's a farmhouse that was built from recycled materials. I should post pics of the refurb...
 Bluetocracy: Give us your trodded, your dander, your dust bunnies yearning to be swept.
 Robespierre: @Wooden Spoon unless you're Brewster McCloud
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo: and have to pay energy bills to heat space you cant actually use.
 Scoo: High ceilings seem nice until you're freezing in the winter
Image 240055   03-30-18   Uploaded by    dorian
 Cerberus: @Robespierre sometimes you have to keep your friends close but your enemies closer :-D
 Robespierre: @Cerberus A dog with three heads has a pet cat? That's quite cool.
 Mr Bleak: Which came first, the rubber mousey, or the red dot?
 Cerberus: Looks a lot like my cat :o
Image 240054   03-30-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
 Brain: america.jpg
 Ulillillia: The Art of the Deal
 Not A Bot: Wow, still going on about 'Deflategate' huh? God, I hate sports.
 sparename: Hostile
Image 240053   03-30-18   Uploaded by    namaste
 Wooden Spoon: @Bluetocracy: based on the wall art Im pretty sure its an elementary school.
 copunter: dress in a casual theme. it's mandatory
 Peter Pantsless: @charlemagne My kind of party!
 Bluetocracy: Why doesn't this surprise me when there's "Ode to Quesadillas" right below it. You know this is a high-brow classy joint.
 Robespierre: @Wooden Spoon Or maybe a knockwurst ... to go.
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre: more like Summer Sausage on a stick, am I right?
 Robespierre: Hot Dog On A Stick Franchise Day
 charlemagne: no trousers though
Image 240052   03-30-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
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