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268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

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9. Not A Bot
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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!


268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

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10. withak: 1640 points
11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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14. east bay: 1480 points
15. originaluser: 1421 points
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 skylark: Protect your PIN. We can lend you a blanket
 Ulillillia: Graphic design is not my passion
 itskando: How do I demonstrate my attitude? Will discussing the use of MS Wordart be enough?
 Hyphae: Font COLOR AND STYLE mAy VaRy due to changing LEVELS OF cIrCuLaTiNg lithium in MY Bloodstream
Image 239731   03-28-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 Mad Collager: This is the cat Trump keeps by his button.
 Side Boob: Laura Dern gets to do a lot of cool stuff!
 Ulillillia: Clifford creator capitalizing on the popularity of cats
Image 239730   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 i peed a lil: I borkf even....
 Scoo: Your dog looks broken
 Jabberwikket: Is your dog a Muppet ?
 XLY: thats some darn good doggin going on i'll tell you whut
 Not A Bot: Brony dudes in underwear get a higher score than this tattoo? This is an unjust world.
Image 239729   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 DrNinjaman: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
 Korrok: Probably.
 carpwoman: Sigh. I want to go there and ride, too. But NOOOOooo.....Spring in MN was apparently CANCELLED this year. Fuck.
Image 239728   03-28-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
 ThoughtlessGentleman: was she cutting her eyes at you? did she look atcha crossways? i rest my case.
 Ulillillia: Way to go, British Walmart.
 Backhand: :-( ..
Image 239727   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
 Jabberwikket: Otterly adorable
Image 239726   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Not A Bot: So was it wrong of me to take photos of my cousin's wedding because it wasn't on the moon, caption-maker?
 lecj07: @Ulillillia print out this post and take a picture to submit.
 Ulillillia: Picture of a printed-out image macro
Image 239725   03-28-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
 DrNinjaman: Do they come in taupe?
 Dr Awkward: Who spilled this dogs all over the gooddamn floor!?
 Side Boob: A pile of puppies
Image 239724   03-28-18   Uploaded by    edvard
 Mr Bleak: I died in two world wars for the likes of you! Bring back National Insurance, that's what I say! Couple of years in a Building Society, do 'em a world of good...
 carpwoman: I love this.
 Jabberwikket: [goes to bar] [staggers back] [pukes all over the front door, it's super effective!] [Passes out on lawn]
 dangerkeith3000: Who the hell are you to bad mouth Crystal Pepsi?
 kalisti09: old man shouts at cloud
 WTF: But I liked Crystal Pepsi
 Ulillillia: If taking Chretien seriously was wrong, I don't wanna be right
 barfolomew: Damn it, stop your fun outdoor activity, go to a windowless room and ingest some depressives!
 Nothing: I, too, hate fun
 sparename: @bug Walking home recently, I saw a kid's cuddly toy underneath a car so I took it to the house to say something like:- "oh look, one of your grandkid's beloved toys has fallen out of your car" but before I could say a word, the grumpy old gent said "NO, I DON'T WANT ANY" and slammed the door shut. I just left the toy on the doorstep...
 bug: This is the crotchetiest grumpy old man I have ever seen.
Image 239723   03-28-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 Prostata: nice depth of field on this photo and the pup is mega adorable
Image 239722   03-28-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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