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273538  Mr. Butt: Professor canceled class today, so I'll be home before 7, which means that I'll finally have time to drink alone. I feel so blessed right now.

273636  jochenau: SURPRISE!! WILD SWAN

273616  Off Topic: New country, who dis?

273631  Off Topic: @Dr Awkward "Better Off Ted"

273616  manlyman: rad for the only kid I could relate to as a kid.

273642  a robot: Oppa goldfish style?

273568  some guy : This is why someone stole that giant inflatable colon from the KC hospital

273518  MrBoffo: Out of his depth

273529  MrBoffo: Wouldn't think of it

273622  FormerLurker: The dog fatted

273640  some guy : @smusher What?

273624  pirate: Whose eyes are those? idgi

273612  Micro Jackson: He's trying to cut down

273614  Micro Jackson: Sorry, Dave, I can't let you take that slice of pizza........

273639  Mr. Butt: Red sky at night, puppy's delight.

273595  MrBoffo: TwoFace, Ratman's arch enemy

273625  Micro Jackson: Better late than never when hemming pants

273627  Micro Jackson: Are you kidding? I love that shit

273628  Micro Jackson: Invert the green screen

273629  Micro Jackson: Reach in and grab one

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.



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Image 239604   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
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 Robespierre: @Science You can't put a price tag on comfort ... *cough*
 Science: Fun fact: Airlines fed you like that to justify the $1200 (adjusted) it cost to fly from Chicago to Phoenix.
 Kaviri: Now you just have to do all thise things *before* you get on the plane.
 addend: "Susan dear, pass me a barf bag."
 Ulillillia: Poor guy's been stuck on that bus since yesterday.
 itskando: ** Beauty of North America
 itskando: Same pic, same comment: Beauty is America
 FabricMan: 50 years ago, those guys had to ride a bus
Image 239603   03-27-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
252
 
 CompletelyJoking: @Korrok - Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy, citizen?
 Korrok: I have to laugh...
 Back Door Dan: Yes they are
 DrinkMixMan: I wanted to take a pun off this door, but when I got there it was a jar
Image 239602   03-27-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
1008
 
 Robespierre: The reincarnation of Veronica Lake
 Kaviri: Fake if not real.
 Dr Awkward: Heart boops forever
Image 239601   03-27-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
387
 
 Robespierre: Renaissance Man?
 Shay: Stuttering John and a gigantic cat?
Image 239600   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Image 239599 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Robespierre. We'll pray for you, Robespierre.
Score:
504
 
 Kaviri: *Ahem* Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti *Belch*
 Captain Marsupial: Their butts don't stop abruptly. They kind of tapir off.
 addend: (Swipes right.)
 Not A Bot: A few seconds later that dress got caught in the tread.
 Demon Universe: Wait until you see the other side!
 DrNinjaman: Tapirs got dangly bits all over the place!
Image 239598   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
393
 
 Astanapan: Emily is not a kleptomaniac. She just takes things home for research.
 Passive: Should have checked in with her drill sergeant
 Zukero: Your research is screwed...
 a sedated moose: Meet me at torx bullets in next 105 minutes if u want an ass kicking
 itskando: Pew pew screw
 Teechur: This kind of idiocy really torx me.
 Prostata: @Beef Supreme lol u mad, bro
 DrNinjaman: Strawmen are easy to make.
 Butcherboy: I dont get this bit.
 Darmstadtium: Research...
 anonimos: They are anti-tank rounds. You fire them at the screws holding the tank together.
 Robespierre: They'd work great in a musket - which is the only firearm anyone really needs, anyway.
 Ihminen: that's pretty... s c r e w e d up!
Image 239597   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
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 Captain Marsupial: Tintin character
 Urn BooUrn: Poor Kid Icarus.
 DrNinjaman: I'd wear gloves while holding that thing too.
 Cerberus: Thats a weird looking lime
 fanny: hello, beautiful
 Christina: Pareidolia.
 grizzly: Skeeter Valentine.
 Robespierre: Easter EggPlant
Image 239596   03-27-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
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 Kaviri: Someone help, I'm addicted. It's all I ever think about.
 tib gubb: potatosoft
 Christina: Stone age Xbox controller.
 sunset blues: Don't play me like potato.
 Robespierre: Damndest ocarina I ever did see, I'll tell you hwut
Image 239595   03-27-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
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