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268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

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267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"



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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
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14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
393
 
 Astanapan: Emily is not a kleptomaniac. She just takes things home for research.
 Passive: Should have checked in with her drill sergeant
 Zukero: Your research is screwed...
 a sedated moose: Meet me at torx bullets in next 105 minutes if u want an ass kicking
 itskando: Pew pew screw
 Teechur: This kind of idiocy really torx me.
 Prostata: @Beef Supreme lol u mad, bro
 DrNinjaman: Strawmen are easy to make.
 Butcherboy: I dont get this bit.
 Darmstadtium: Research...
 anonimos: They are anti-tank rounds. You fire them at the screws holding the tank together.
 Robespierre: They'd work great in a musket - which is the only firearm anyone really needs, anyway.
 Ihminen: that's pretty... s c r e w e d up!
Image 239597   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
616
 
 Captain Marsupial: Tintin character
 Urn BooUrn: Poor Kid Icarus.
 DrNinjaman: I'd wear gloves while holding that thing too.
 Cerberus: Thats a weird looking lime
 fanny: hello, beautiful
 Christina: Pareidolia.
 grizzly: Skeeter Valentine.
 Robespierre: Easter EggPlant
Image 239596   03-27-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
396
 
 Kaviri: Someone help, I'm addicted. It's all I ever think about.
 tib gubb: potatosoft
 Christina: Stone age Xbox controller.
 sunset blues: Don't play me like potato.
 Robespierre: Damndest ocarina I ever did see, I'll tell you hwut
Image 239595   03-27-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
510
 
 Kaviri: @Nope The gay kind, obviously.
 Mr. Whiskers: Gee, Bill, how come your mom lets you eat ONE wiener!?
 a sedated moose: Ohhhh myyyy!
 Shay: I choke on my own thoughts.
 Sadbot: I think this is my favorite visual shorthand for "closeted"
 DrNinjaman: Yellow: the gayest color.
 Starry Lemon: Gasp!
 Nope: 1) Thats not how you eat a hot dog 2) What kind of shorts just show dick? 3) 1.25 seems pretty cheap
Image 239594   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
352
 
 Python77: Seems like by this point in life, one is already lying about so much already. Just be sure to use the same lies you tell everyone else, or you will forget and lose your access to...whatever this is.
 a robot: Do you know how to crop off black bars? Y/N
 RiderFan: First kissed huh? Still hasn't happened.
 Scoo: Funnily enough, the answer to all of these is "Yukon"
 zoso: Illuminati confirmed
Image 239593   03-27-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
345
 
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, oh, stop whimpering, go ahead, eat it. I'm sure you'll get a bang out of it.
 DrNinjaman: What about vert and horiz?
 Father Goose: @Stumpwiz - Do I dare to eat a peach?
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, old-person-like typing detected.
 firesoup: Luminance confirmed. And chrominance.
Image 239592   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
719
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: It's always warm in those offices.
 gutwheat: Togetherments, not apartments
 Knice: Building relationships.
 Greifer: hands off my ass!
 Mad Collager: Careful! You'll give me a facademe!
 Demon Universe: Quit grabbing my ass!
 Nope: The other one should gain some weight, so skinny
 eradicator: Buildings need love too.
Image 239591   03-27-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
340
 
 Shay: Walk the walk, cock the cock.
 grizzly: Cockman!
 TurkeyVulture: They blew up the chicken man in Philly last night. Blew up his whole house, too.
 Side Boob: Chicken man will make you believe
 Robespierre: Too Big To Live, Too Weird To Die
Image 239590   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
190
 
 Not A Bot: Sisters stop, u r doing me a porno.
 Scoo: Usually regular beat service works fine for me
 Nope: I have to pay extra for that
 Robespierre: Well, yes, it is an album from the early '80s ... and?
Image 239589   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
617
 
 Starky15: Dootin right along..
 Darmstadtium: You are not my supervisor!
 grizzly: Now my phone background.
 Nothing: Sorry
 Side Boob: 2spoopy4me
 Nope: Done
Image 239588   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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