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258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

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258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258568 VoR: Super glue

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy



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Score:
1031
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Hesitant about letting the dog operate the mower.Maybe I should just give him the $20 and mow myself while he's at 7-Eleven buying comic books and candy.
 boozer: The goodest boy.
 grizzly: Over-retriever
 Astanapan: This is what happens when you don't take, only throw.
 neutron: Stop dressing your dog up like a spider
 Mad Collager: Grinch's dog Max returns, and he's Maaaaad.
 sparename: "Screw your stick-family"
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh, he has wood
 Side Boob: I wasn't sure which one you threw, so I brought them all
Image 239535   03-27-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
454
 
 Yam: I wish I had a chest freezer
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia heh, i fixed my typo before I saw your comment
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall I wonder how I did that
 funny in the wall: you've wandered into the dahmer aisle
 WannaBee: Dahmer could've used the middle one
 barfolomew: How about just the heads?
Image 239534   03-27-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
246
 
 Ulillillia: E. We get it
 Micro Jackson: E - all of the above
 deeeeeeeez: After reviewing his purchase list, the most likely culprit is hygrogenated corn oil...
 funny in the wall: @barfolomew right? i feel like it would stop being funny real quick.
 barfolomew: Dude. The nursing student totally knows you're high.
 barfolomew: Negative. Said student would be scared and paranoid given the circumstances.
 berlin: That boy stoned as a muddafugga
Image 239533   03-27-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
24
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop making murderers famous. Seriously.
 namename: The glans haircut
 dangerkeith3000: Someone didn't look at what he could do -- and paid with their life.
 Not A Bot: Watch the language, Phineas
 Ulillillia: Doooon't
 Teechur: StoooAAART!
 Robespierre: He needs a pedicure - get me some Channel Locks
Image 239532   03-27-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
294
 
 Shay: Hello Uncle Leo.
 bug: Be sure to check out our family freezer selections.
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 SpaceCow: King Sooper and the Prime Minister of Frozen Foods, 1942.
Image 239531   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
421
 
 originaluser: Remember to neuter it
 Micro Jackson: He loves you, maaaaaan
 Cerberus: Until they give you treats. Then it will all be worth it
Image 239530   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
589
 
 lecj07: *meows the bridal march*
 Micro Jackson: The cat is half in the bag
 SpaceCow: Super Cat. Defender of naps, treats, and sunbeams.
Image 239529   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
487
 
 RiderFan: Shoebill. Made cute on Kemono Friends. bit.ly/…
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 Micro Jackson: Huh. No teeth
 mexican: Terrorbird.
 PenguinBartender: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 Ihminen: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid." but I am afraid shut up
Image 239528   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
523
 
 Ulillillia: Melmacian takeout
 sparename: @Felicity Exactly, so getting McD's drive-thru is possibly thus a Chinese Takeaway (even if the fries are cold)
 twenty4: @sparename IOW there could be Chinese takeaways of non-Chinese food?
 sparename: @Micro Jackson On a vaguely relevant theme, my Dad was convinced that a "Chinese Takeaway" actually refers to the concept of selling hot food, ready to eat - the food not necessarily being of a chinese style or recipe??
 Micro Jackson: Is a Chinese takeout joke appropriate?
 Jabberwikket: Wolf in sheep's clothing cosplay, honorable mention
 Robespierre: It was looove at first sniff...
 SpaceCow: I don't care what your label says, that's a less traditional chicken.
 PenguinBartender: Return reason: chicken scratched me with its long, sharp claws when I tried testing tenderness with a fork.
Image 239527   03-27-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
674
 
 charlemagne: I want to feel every last breath
 Jabberwikket: Dis mine
Image 239526   03-27-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
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