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268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

268110  FormerLurker: Thismakesmefeelfunny

267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

267930  Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268114  AdaMan: Trap set

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
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Score:
1031
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Hesitant about letting the dog operate the mower.Maybe I should just give him the $20 and mow myself while he's at 7-Eleven buying comic books and candy.
 boozer: The goodest boy.
 grizzly: Over-retriever
 Astanapan: This is what happens when you don't take, only throw.
 neutron: Stop dressing your dog up like a spider
 Mad Collager: Grinch's dog Max returns, and he's Maaaaad.
 sparename: "Screw your stick-family"
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh, he has wood
 Side Boob: I wasn't sure which one you threw, so I brought them all
Image 239535   03-27-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
454
 
 Yam: I wish I had a chest freezer
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia heh, i fixed my typo before I saw your comment
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall I wonder how I did that
 funny in the wall: you've wandered into the dahmer aisle
 Jak: Dahmer could've used the middle one
 barfolomew: How about just the heads?
Image 239534   03-27-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
246
 
 Ulillillia: E. We get it
 Micro Jackson: E - all of the above
 deeeeeeeez: After reviewing his purchase list, the most likely culprit is hygrogenated corn oil...
 funny in the wall: @barfolomew right? i feel like it would stop being funny real quick.
 barfolomew: Dude. The nursing student totally knows you're high.
 barfolomew: Negative. Said student would be scared and paranoid given the circumstances.
 berlin: That boy stoned as a muddafugga
Image 239533   03-27-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
24
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop making murderers famous. Seriously.
 namename: The glans haircut
 dangerkeith3000: Someone didn't look at what he could do -- and paid with their life.
 Not A Bot: Watch the language, Phineas
 Ulillillia: Doooon't
 Teechur: StoooAAART!
 Robespierre: He needs a pedicure - get me some Channel Locks
Image 239532   03-27-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
294
 
 Shay: Hello Uncle Leo.
 bug: Be sure to check out our family freezer selections.
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 SpaceCow: King Sooper and the Prime Minister of Frozen Foods, 1942.
Image 239531   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
421
 
 originaluser: Remember to neuter it
 Micro Jackson: He loves you, maaaaaan
 Cerberus: Until they give you treats. Then it will all be worth it
Image 239530   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
589
 
 lecj07: *meows the bridal march*
 Micro Jackson: The cat is half in the bag
 SpaceCow: Super Cat. Defender of naps, treats, and sunbeams.
Image 239529   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
487
 
 RiderFan: Shoebill. Made cute on Kemono Friends. bit.ly/…
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 Micro Jackson: Huh. No teeth
 mexican: Terrorbird.
 PenguinBartender: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 Ihminen: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid." but I am afraid shut up
Image 239528   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
523
 
 Ulillillia: Melmacian takeout
 sparename: @Felicity Exactly, so getting McD's drive-thru is possibly thus a Chinese Takeaway (even if the fries are cold)
 twenty4: @sparename IOW there could be Chinese takeaways of non-Chinese food?
 sparename: @Micro Jackson On a vaguely relevant theme, my Dad was convinced that a "Chinese Takeaway" actually refers to the concept of selling hot food, ready to eat - the food not necessarily being of a chinese style or recipe??
 Micro Jackson: Is a Chinese takeout joke appropriate?
 Jabberwikket: Wolf in sheep's clothing cosplay, honorable mention
 Robespierre: It was looove at first sniff...
 SpaceCow: I don't care what your label says, that's a less traditional chicken.
 PenguinBartender: Return reason: chicken scratched me with its long, sharp claws when I tried testing tenderness with a fork.
Image 239527   03-27-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
674
 
 charlemagne: I want to feel every last breath
 Jabberwikket: Dis mine
Image 239526   03-27-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
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