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272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill



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Score:
454
 
 Yam: I wish I had a chest freezer
 funny in the wall: @Ulillillia heh, i fixed my typo before I saw your comment
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall I wonder how I did that
 funny in the wall: you've wandered into the dahmer aisle
 Jak: Dahmer could've used the middle one
 barfolomew: How about just the heads?
Image 239534   03-27-18   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
246
 
 Ulillillia: E. We get it
 Micro Jackson: E - all of the above
 deeeeeeeez: After reviewing his purchase list, the most likely culprit is hygrogenated corn oil...
 funny in the wall: @barfolomew right? i feel like it would stop being funny real quick.
 barfolomew: Dude. The nursing student totally knows you're high.
 barfolomew: Negative. Said student would be scared and paranoid given the circumstances.
 berlin: That boy stoned as a muddafugga
Image 239533   03-27-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
24
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop making murderers famous. Seriously.
 namename: The glans haircut
 dangerkeith3000: Someone didn't look at what he could do -- and paid with their life.
 Not A Bot: Watch the language, Phineas
 Ulillillia: Doooon't
 Teechur: StoooAAART!
 Robespierre: He needs a pedicure - get me some Channel Locks
Image 239532   03-27-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
294
 
 Shay: Hello Uncle Leo.
 bug: Be sure to check out our family freezer selections.
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 SpaceCow: King Sooper and the Prime Minister of Frozen Foods, 1942.
Image 239531   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
421
 
 originaluser: Remember to neuter it
 Micro Jackson: He loves you, maaaaaan
 Cerberus: Until they give you treats. Then it will all be worth it
Image 239530   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
589
 
 lecj07: *meows the bridal march*
 Micro Jackson: The cat is half in the bag
 SpaceCow: Super Cat. Defender of naps, treats, and sunbeams.
Image 239529   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
487
 
 RiderFan: Shoebill. Made cute on Kemono Friends. bit.ly/…
 dangerkeith3000: NSFW
 Micro Jackson: Huh. No teeth
 mexican: Terrorbird.
 PenguinBartender: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 Ihminen: "Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid." but I am afraid shut up
Image 239528   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
523
 
 Ulillillia: Melmacian takeout
 sparename: @Felicity Exactly, so getting McD's drive-thru is possibly thus a Chinese Takeaway (even if the fries are cold)
 twenty4: @sparename IOW there could be Chinese takeaways of non-Chinese food?
 sparename: @Micro Jackson On a vaguely relevant theme, my Dad was convinced that a "Chinese Takeaway" actually refers to the concept of selling hot food, ready to eat - the food not necessarily being of a chinese style or recipe??
 Micro Jackson: Is a Chinese takeout joke appropriate?
 Jabberwikket: Wolf in sheep's clothing cosplay, honorable mention
 Robespierre: It was looove at first sniff...
 SpaceCow: I don't care what your label says, that's a less traditional chicken.
 PenguinBartender: Return reason: chicken scratched me with its long, sharp claws when I tried testing tenderness with a fork.
Image 239527   03-27-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
674
 
 charlemagne: I want to feel every last breath
 Jabberwikket: Dis mine
Image 239526   03-27-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
880
 
 Micro Jackson: Wait! Someone else was using my computer!
 charlemagne: no... no... you died in the fire twenty years ago
 Mad Collager: Tom Hanks' dog?
 SpaceCow: From photos of dogs in haunted houses.
 eumoria: Thinking bout dose BEANS
 TurkeyVulture: Gu gu Gu gu ghosts?!?
 barfolomew: That looks like a scissor cut, so I'm assuming this is a rescue dog. Hope they're happy today.
Image 239525   03-27-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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