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268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
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foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (709 points)


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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1628 points
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 9. Sydney: 1578 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1553 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. frenk: 1527 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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 Passive: How to hail a taxi in Raccoon City
 Ulillillia: Squish squish bish, another one in the basket
 dangerkeith3000: I'm squishing your head!
Image 239520   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
456
 
 Eleftheros: !!! I totally took this picture :D glad to see it cum back around.
 Ulillillia: Not quite the same but an insurance agent named Spinale shared office space with a chiropractor
 San DoDo: I know a Dr. Acula, every time I go see him, he insists I give a blood sample, hmm...
 courtney: @ashton - There is a Dr. Death over here. Insists we pronounce it 'Deeth' though.
 Unstableton: Mostly proteins.
 ashton: My dentist's name is Dr. Chu. True story.
 lolnotrly: Cumsmith sounds like an old-timey euphemism for prostitute, like someone you might see in an Oglaf strip.
Image 239519   03-27-18   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
392
 
 VoR: I jumped. . Lol
 barfolomew: @ignatz looks like a magazine.
 Unicorn: @ignatz but it's a legit question.
 virtualman: @ignatz I would suggest below based on hair direction and the pillow-like purse
 kornisjon: Cool shirt
 VeeKay: @Yurishiro Seen it. Didn't.
 Cami: @Yurishiro I'm struggling with the perspective here, is creepy behind or below?
 Side Boob: She seems nice.
 Social Vegan: When you see it you'll blah blah
Image 239518   03-27-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
441
 
 San DoDo: That was a good album
 Scoo: Feels good, man
Image 239517   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
256
 
 Ulillillia: Now see how each held up in their forties
Image 239516   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
751
 
 PygmyGremlin: @OldKentuckyShark you got me
 Borkf: Lmfao when the bus takes off unexpectedly and he ends up mangled and twisted in the tire
Image 239515   03-27-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
340
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 239514   03-27-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
1137
 
 Science: I... am... VERY... DISAPPOINTED!
 SpaceCow: "Money...is....no.........object."
 karmakat: is there the dark 'blood' coming out on the head too?
 San DoDo: With a kick ass net action!
 Beef Supreme: Jean Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg.
 NoOneImportant: Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
 PenguinBartender: *posts in open defiance of @No Penguins Allowed*
 PenguinBartender: "Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."
Image 239513   03-27-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
259
 
 trelyate: they're running out of ideas for new pokemon
 Robespierre: Shout; bama-lama...
 Christina: Balam must have been the word for jaguar.
 barfolomew: "Iunno, I'm just balam-ma."
 Scoo: I love Ozo coffee
 Dr Awkward: Thanks, Balam-ma.
 PenguinBartender: This Rick and Morty Episode is weird.
 Porm Munties: Oh black Betty, ba-balam
Image 239512   03-27-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
310
 
 FabricMan: "I now pronounce you Weeb and Waifu. You may tentacle-grope the bride."
 Not A Bot: Why not install Coffee Dispenser Cat on your favorite reclining chair ... today!
 karmakat: PLEASE tell me his other half is just away and that how they did it and it's not marrying a PIXEL CHARACTER!
 Not A Bot: What do you mean there's no more coke?
 Robespierre: This "2001" remake looks weird
 fatman: Surely your god will approve.
Image 239511   03-27-18   Uploaded by    dad
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