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258708  Teechur: Which one for people who are married to their careers? How about one for people who habitually make bad decisions?

258474  Science: Slapping me gently with his song...

258719  Robespierre: Time to call a Death Cab for Cutie

258722  Robespierre: Flooshy floosher

258713  Teechur: A Barefoot Hokey Runt

258735  artfulcodger: Sorry, I only wear Dvorak shoes...so much better for your insoles.

258735  twisty: Standard issue for CONTROL agents. Sorry about that, chief.

258735  Bernie 2016: This explains many of Trumps twitter posts.

258735  Vault Dweller: Later the letters will be rearranged to spell "KANYE" across one of the rows and the shoe will sell for $2200

258627  Robespierre: Hey - @dangerkeith3000 is really Bob Barker! Who'da thunk it?

258520  Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258725  charlemagne: this is a satire about the lack of affordable healthcare. you can tell it is a satire because it has animals in it

258734  wolfskin: That is not a cat. It is a living neck warmer.

258570  Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.

258590  Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258722  Laree: Username/upload combo.

258696  Mr. Butt: Okay.

258648  Science: Yearbooks are a waste of money

258661  Science: @lecj07: That's not sweat...

258715  WannaBee: At my last job I was a baker at a chain grocery store. One day I got a call from a customer asking about cream pies. At first they were normal questions like how much and what flavors. Then they started asking me if I'd ever had a cream pie. I hung up.

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2. Robespierre
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10. Knice



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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258704 WTF: "I really don't care, do u?"

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)



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fink uploaded 258513 (762 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (750 points)
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11. potato: 1467 points
12. mackdaddy: 1450 points
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 WannaBee: These 3-D puzzles are amazing!
 Mr. Shine: I think it's a cat? I haven't finished it, though.
Image 239433   03-26-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
502
 
 Mr Bleak: Gorillas in the Milk.
 Ihminen: @fanny wow that was a hostile response lol
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Scoo: Was moo-ty that killed the beast
 grizzly: Chocolate Dicks out.
 Shay: @antipatterns Ghost In The Shell anime did it better with white chocolate.
 Donut: That's totally not free trade chocolate, is it?
 fanny: @Ihminen will this do? #239430
 antipatterns: Play this in reverse and you get westworld robots
 Ihminen: left out the pic where the chocolate gorilla gives the terminator 2 thumbs up before completely melting away
Image 239432   03-26-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
445
 
 Dr Awkward: "Move out of the way you damn camel jockey!"
 Ulillillia: It is Hump Day, my dudes.
 Himesama: Viva Mexico
Image 239431   03-26-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
369
 
 fanny: return #239432
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i approve this message. i think its for everyone.
 Side Boob: NO U!
Image 239430   03-26-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
632
 
 Mr Bleak: ... needs a blockchain reference ...
 BavidDowie: Somone summoned LemonDemon!
 Hyphae: Is this neil Cicierega? It is awesome if @Not A Bot posted Neil Cicierega
 Mr. Shine: I'm listening . . .
 WTF: Hes HAXxORd teh computar machine.!!1!!1
 Donut: You are using words you cannot even begin to understand, nerdy man.
 Side Boob: I'm still trying to eat my way to low BMI.
 Warrax: You can really work your core while leaning out of a computer monitor I guess.
Image 239429   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
706
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love my uncle and miss him.
 Mr. Shine: *sign melts, slowly*
 sparename: Limited Slip Differentials can help you start your journey. When I was a student at UMIST in the very long agos, the lights on the Barnes Wallis Building spelt out NES LIS BUILD. When I left, three years later it was just the LIS B
 Peter Pantsless: Or horrible. Make sure you have a sitter, folks
Image 239428   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
268
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 239427   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
256
 
 Greifer: i'd eat that
 antipatterns: Two dog pics, then bark. Why am I surprised?
Image 239426   03-26-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
570
 
 Side Boob: Let sleeping dogs lie.
Image 239425   03-26-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
697
 
 Shay: Crap, I think the jig is up...
 barfolomew: Isle of Dogs (2018)
Image 239424   03-26-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
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