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253689  WannaBee: If it's Episode 1, 2, or 3 I understand.

253665  Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.

253689  Sandor: Doesn't know what to do with lightsaber

253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

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253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

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 Science: @glenalec: I'm guessing the combo of the thick beard and headphone wires jammed it up, or he was quick enough to let go of the trigger before it tore his face off. Either way, this dude was damn lucky.
 Frum Temps: @DrNinjaman - I thought they had broken off at first, but I think someone has had to cut him loose!
 DrNinjaman: Needs beard conditioner to strengthen those hairs
 addend: Z Top.
 carpwoman: Dumb ass. You're lucky all you lost was some hair.
 Mr. Shine: @sparename I have that saying embroidered on a pillow!
 I Hate The Beatles: He is rather lucky. Could have ended up needing skin-grafts on his chin!
 sparename: Don't put your beard where you wouldn't put your dick
 wolfpk: Why Amish don't use power tools.
 Nope: It'll buff out
 Warrax: You look about 60% better than you did yesterday. Did you change your hair or something?
 dobbiesdoogs: pretty sure the label in the picture has a warning about that somewhere
Image 239410   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Robespierre: @Science Yes, that is possible, but he certainly looks like he's suffering from Bro Syndrome ... or more like everyone around him is.
 Science: Of course, she could be the monster in this relationship. Just sayin'.
 Side Boob: Oh yes, your wife gets your phone as well.
 trelyate: I wonder who got the kids...
 Beef Supreme: Uncontested divorce $179. Uncontested douchebag divorce $579. Keying of douchebag's car by crying ex wife: free.
 nuke em: I think that might be part of the problem that got you there.
 Robespierre: Pardon me, but do you mind if I wipe my arse with your face?
 Yam: Classy.
Image 239409   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 itskando: Beauty of North America
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Shackled to that purple lyfe, yo.
 Robespierre: I wonder what that says about those who are carrying red and ochre rankings these days, @Dr Awkward. And what does this image say about us purples, hmmmmm?
 Dr Awkward: "XP needed for yellow ranking: 0" ???
Image 239408   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 itskando: @tib gubb Come on meow, it's a Supurr Fameowcom
 trelyate: Earthbound: the one time where Thoughts and Prayers actually accomplished something.
 tib gubb: fa-meow-com
 Shay: That cat and its owner will be scarred for life when they reach the last boss, Giygas.
 WotGives: @Purrthbound
 Ulillillia: Catslvania
Image 239407   03-26-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 cthulhu: Mark Hamill didn't think of the character Luke as very bright.
Image 239406   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 Ulillillia: Chevy sound system has big fricken woofers
 Dr. Bathroom: This borkday brought to you by Chevy. The choice of big fricken woofers everywhere.
 Scoo: Your dog is obese
 Robespierre: Live, larf, and loaf
Image 239405   03-26-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
 Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme It's possible Mexico might pay for that!
 Robespierre: Poor Mexico - bordering on total madness
 Beef Supreme: The current border fence is to sort of keep people out. The upcoming wall will likely be to keep people in.
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North America
Image 239404   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 UnknownSample: Some rando: "You'd look better if you smiled." Me:
 Dr Awkward: This posture is called the "Flehmen Response" (roughly translated it means "testing"), and it appears to help horses trap pheromone scents in the vomeronasal organs (VNOs) so they can be analyzed more closely. ... Mares also will flehmen, although not as frequently; the smell of birthing fluids on a newborn foal triggers the response.
 Jonananathan: EEEEE
 Robespierre: "Floss me, hoomin"
Image 239403   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Weather
 Stumpwiz: @carpwoman, Old Navy saying, "Better dead than look bad."
 carpwoman: @Stumpwiz - Either way, he's a little low.
 Stumpwiz: @carpwoman, Cessna 172RG and R182 have retractable gear, but they also have a wing strut.
 carpwoman: @Stumpwiz - so it has retractable gear?
 Stumpwiz: @carpwoman, what kind of a/c? Cessna 172RG and R182 have a strut; this one doesn't.
 carpwoman: Wait. That plane has fixed landing gear. I call photoshop.
 grizzly: Wreckless
Image 239402   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Donut: "One for Isle of Dogs, please."
 kazzy94: I want my money back, that film wasn't in full color!
 dobbiesdoogs: it's rated r, so you need to be at least 2 and a half years old
Image 239401   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
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