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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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 Science: @glenalec: I'm guessing the combo of the thick beard and headphone wires jammed it up, or he was quick enough to let go of the trigger before it tore his face off. Either way, this dude was damn lucky.
 Frum Temps: @DrNinjaman - I thought they had broken off at first, but I think someone has had to cut him loose!
 DrNinjaman: Needs beard conditioner to strengthen those hairs
 addend: Z Top.
 carpwoman: Dumb ass. You're lucky all you lost was some hair.
 Mr. Shine: @sparename I have that saying embroidered on a pillow!
 I Hate The Beatles: He is rather lucky. Could have ended up needing skin-grafts on his chin!
 sparename: Don't put your beard where you wouldn't put your dick
 wolfpk: Why Amish don't use power tools.
 Nope: It'll buff out
 Warrax: You look about 60% better than you did yesterday. Did you change your hair or something?
 dobbiesdoogs: pretty sure the label in the picture has a warning about that somewhere
Image 239410   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Robespierre: @Science Yes, that is possible, but he certainly looks like he's suffering from Bro Syndrome ... or more like everyone around him is.
 Science: Of course, she could be the monster in this relationship. Just sayin'.
 Side Boob: Oh yes, your wife gets your phone as well.
 trelyate: I wonder who got the kids...
 Beef Supreme: Uncontested divorce $179. Uncontested douchebag divorce $579. Keying of douchebag's car by crying ex wife: free.
 nuke em: I think that might be part of the problem that got you there.
 Robespierre: Pardon me, but do you mind if I wipe my arse with your face?
 Yam: Classy.
Image 239409   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
 itskando: Beauty of North America
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Shackled to that purple lyfe, yo.
 Robespierre: I wonder what that says about those who are carrying red and ochre rankings these days, @Dr Awkward. And what does this image say about us purples, hmmmmm?
 Dr Awkward: "XP needed for yellow ranking: 0" ???
Image 239408   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 itskando: @tib gubb Come on meow, it's a Supurr Fameowcom
 trelyate: Earthbound: the one time where Thoughts and Prayers actually accomplished something.
 tib gubb: fa-meow-com
 Shay: That cat and its owner will be scarred for life when they reach the last boss, Giygas.
 WotGives: @Purrthbound
 Ulillillia: Catslvania
Image 239407   03-26-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 cthulhu: Mark Hamill didn't think of the character Luke as very bright.
Image 239406   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 Ulillillia: Chevy sound system has big fricken woofers
 Dr. Bathroom: This borkday brought to you by Chevy. The choice of big fricken woofers everywhere.
 Scoo: Your dog is obese
 Robespierre: Live, larf, and loaf
Image 239405   03-26-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
 Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme It's possible Mexico might pay for that!
 Robespierre: Poor Mexico - bordering on total madness
 Beef Supreme: The current border fence is to sort of keep people out. The upcoming wall will likely be to keep people in.
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North America
Image 239404   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 UnknownSample: Some rando: "You'd look better if you smiled." Me:
 Dr Awkward: This posture is called the "Flehmen Response" (roughly translated it means "testing"), and it appears to help horses trap pheromone scents in the vomeronasal organs (VNOs) so they can be analyzed more closely. ... Mares also will flehmen, although not as frequently; the smell of birthing fluids on a newborn foal triggers the response.
 Jonananathan: EEEEE
 Robespierre: "Floss me, hoomin"
Image 239403   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Weather
 Stumpwiz: @carpwoman, Old Navy saying, "Better dead than look bad."
 carpwoman: @Stumpwiz - Either way, he's a little low.
 Stumpwiz: @carpwoman, Cessna 172RG and R182 have retractable gear, but they also have a wing strut.
 carpwoman: @Stumpwiz - so it has retractable gear?
 Stumpwiz: @carpwoman, what kind of a/c? Cessna 172RG and R182 have a strut; this one doesn't.
 carpwoman: Wait. That plane has fixed landing gear. I call photoshop.
 grizzly: Wreckless
Image 239402   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Donut: "One for Isle of Dogs, please."
 kazzy94: I want my money back, that film wasn't in full color!
 dobbiesdoogs: it's rated r, so you need to be at least 2 and a half years old
Image 239401   03-26-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
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