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272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

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 wordjones: Anatomically correct.
 carpwoman: @Annoying Vegan - No. They're rubber toys.
 Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Peeps Premium
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew No.
 robocop: @barfolomew but then where will the chocolate filling eek from?
 barfolomew: Can I get my pastry without a butthole please?
 Annoying Vegan : Are these actually cakes?
Image 239116   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 tea: Three stages of blewp
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo
 Knice: Are these actually cakes?
 dobbiesdoogs: aniborkphs
Image 239115   03-24-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
 amputator: I ain't Newton this, bitcheeeess
 itskando: I didn't say half the shit people said I did. -Einstein
 WTF: I'm not familiar with milliseconds squared. But then again, I'm guessing the image's creator isn't familiar with who is in the picture either.
 Coolguy: Ok ok, Im done.
 Coolguy: @Coolguy Well its all relative, really.
 Coolguy: @Coolguy thats a velocity n00b. Get your constants straight.
 Coolguy: More like 300000000 meters per second
 DrNinjaman: That's Galileo's line.
Image 239114   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 burritos: And gave him a more flattering beard
 a robot: Sure, but what's really weird is how the actor who played the young version of him in the movie is named Denzel Whitaker, yet the two are not related.
Image 239113   03-24-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 239112   03-24-18   Uploaded by    androbot
 hajjpodge: CAT.exe is performing within nominal parameters.
 DrNinjaman: Gotta get a picture for the vet.
Image 239111   03-24-18   Uploaded by    younglink
 Warrax: The money I save is totally worth the fact that all my words are spelled wrong.
 kazzy94: Skerpie is my dancer name
 dobbiesdoogs: ermagherd
 au bon pain: Hongbao Super Sherple. The choice of... almost professionals
Image 239110   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 TaintJuice: @a robot - I have no idea either, though if she is the actress who voiced the rodent, then the similarity is certainly intended.
 itskando: I-conic
 a robot: Somehow I know who the cartoon rodent is but not the human
Image 239109   03-24-18   Uploaded by    obama
 Natch: o.O
 deeeeeeeez: Tell me more about this "Wakanda" place you speak of...
 DrNinjaman: Cat is skeptical
 Ulillillia: @DrNinjaman What?
 DrNinjaman: Say what?
Image 239108   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 champeen: Go to the movies mom and dad, we got this.
 Hyphae: @barfolomew now just ditch the kid and you can afford 3 more!
 barfolomew: Newfies. Notoriously good with children. Good choice.
 DrNinjaman: Got yer nose!
Image 239107   03-24-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
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