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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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Score:
1159
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 hajjpodge: It's dangerous to go alone!
 RiderFan: Subwoofer equipped.
 Shay: That Bernard ain't so great once they get a load of her.
Image 239059   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
233
 
 DrNinjaman: What the hell is a graphing calculator going to do?
 E. HONDA: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stow that dictaphone"
 Ulillillia: Whew, I can still use my smartphone
 Shay: Those bastards took away my Game Boy!
 grizzly: Good thing I left my early 90s gag tech at home.
Image 239058   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
525
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i like the idea of a superhero that flies around just yelling at people to stop fucking around
 DrNinjaman: Invest in index funds!
 Greifer: wanker
 Stumpwiz: To add to what @Shay has said, "You're not my supervisor!"
 Annoying Vegan : Careful, now
 wolfpk: Gallant as an adult. If course now I want to see Goofus standing with them on the tracks saying "the ladt one to jump is the loser!"
 Shay: Screw you Captain, you're not my dad or mom.
 Scoo: The most Canadian of heroes
Image 239057   03-24-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
204
 
 Robespierre: Somebody's laughing...
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium You could sell it for about $5 these days
 Shay: Bad'ed considering I hated the movie. Felt like the whole movie was an excuse for Jonah Hill to screw hookers and take virtually every drug known to mankind.
 Darmstadtium: Just imagine if you had 0.00052 of a Bitcoin...
Image 239056   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
413
 
 Not A Bot: SPACE FOR LEASE is my favorite store!
Image 239055   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
304
 
 Wooden Spoon: Meteorologists convention
 antipatterns: Bullseyes
 Shay: They'll host any kind of tournament in Vegas.
 Mr. Shine: They shop at Target?
Image 239054   03-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
651
 
 Robespierre: No hat? Disappointing.
 Greifer: is it saturday my dudes?
 Shay: There's always room for another rad gator at the Friendly Spaceship.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: smart gator got a yota.
 Ulillillia: Vacatio-Gator
 Robespierre: The reincarnation of Spuds
Image 239053   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
316
 
 jem: I have an irrational fear my fingers will break off in those things!
 Minnesotan: I tried to get into bowling once and long story short being good at bowling involves putting a significant amount of spin on as heavy a ball as you can manage, it's like a race to bottom for wrist-destruction. My wrists are made of tissue paper so I pretty quickly noped out.
 antipatterns: Dutch Style. Very hard to learn.
 Mr. Shine: Long story short, Doc, we need a bicycle pump and some Vaseline, and promise not to laugh.
 grizzly: I could throw that overhand.
Image 239052   03-24-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
723
 
 Robespierre: Will someone puh-leeeze turn on the a/c? We feel like we're melting.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine haha i'm going to tell her that's what they are called :)
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Hippopoochimus!
 discodisco: Meet the Wrinkle family.
 White Rice: @fanny an astute comment. They know their puppers.
 fanny: those are hippopotamus dogs (comment from my 4 year old)
 Teechur: That couch fits them like a glove. Can't say the same about their skin.
 grizzly: Sharpiessssss
Image 239051   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
833
 
 Robespierre: Sleek sucker, ain't it?
 Nope: Cats love temperature differentials.
 Darmstadtium: It is for will alone I set my Cat in motion...
 sparename: So come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab...
 a sedated moose: Shai-hulud.
Image 239050   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
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