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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Score:
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 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 hajjpodge: It's dangerous to go alone!
 RiderFan: Subwoofer equipped.
 Shay: That Bernard ain't so great once they get a load of her.
Image 239059   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
233
 
 DrNinjaman: What the hell is a graphing calculator going to do?
 E. HONDA: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stow that dictaphone"
 Ulillillia: Whew, I can still use my smartphone
 Shay: Those bastards took away my Game Boy!
 grizzly: Good thing I left my early 90s gag tech at home.
Image 239058   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
525
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i like the idea of a superhero that flies around just yelling at people to stop fucking around
 DrNinjaman: Invest in index funds!
 Greifer: wanker
 Stumpwiz: To add to what @Shay has said, "You're not my supervisor!"
 Annoying Vegan : Careful, now
 wolfpk: Gallant as an adult. If course now I want to see Goofus standing with them on the tracks saying "the ladt one to jump is the loser!"
 Shay: Screw you Captain, you're not my dad or mom.
 Scoo: The most Canadian of heroes
Image 239057   03-24-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
204
 
 Robespierre: Somebody's laughing...
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium You could sell it for about $5 these days
 Shay: Bad'ed considering I hated the movie. Felt like the whole movie was an excuse for Jonah Hill to screw hookers and take virtually every drug known to mankind.
 Darmstadtium: Just imagine if you had 0.00052 of a Bitcoin...
Image 239056   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
413
 
 Not A Bot: SPACE FOR LEASE is my favorite store!
Image 239055   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
304
 
 Wooden Spoon: Meteorologists convention
 antipatterns: Bullseyes
 Shay: They'll host any kind of tournament in Vegas.
 Mr. Shine: They shop at Target?
Image 239054   03-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
651
 
 Robespierre: No hat? Disappointing.
 Greifer: is it saturday my dudes?
 Shay: There's always room for another rad gator at the Friendly Spaceship.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: smart gator got a yota.
 Ulillillia: Vacatio-Gator
 Robespierre: The reincarnation of Spuds
Image 239053   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
316
 
 jem: I have an irrational fear my fingers will break off in those things!
 Minnesotan: I tried to get into bowling once and long story short being good at bowling involves putting a significant amount of spin on as heavy a ball as you can manage, it's like a race to bottom for wrist-destruction. My wrists are made of tissue paper so I pretty quickly noped out.
 antipatterns: Dutch Style. Very hard to learn.
 Mr. Shine: Long story short, Doc, we need a bicycle pump and some Vaseline, and promise not to laugh.
 grizzly: I could throw that overhand.
Image 239052   03-24-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
723
 
 Robespierre: Will someone puh-leeeze turn on the a/c? We feel like we're melting.
 fanny: @Amy Housewine haha i'm going to tell her that's what they are called :)
 Amy Housewine: @fanny Hippopoochimus!
 discodisco: Meet the Wrinkle family.
 White Rice: @fanny an astute comment. They know their puppers.
 fanny: those are hippopotamus dogs (comment from my 4 year old)
 Teechur: That couch fits them like a glove. Can't say the same about their skin.
 grizzly: Sharpiessssss
Image 239051   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
861
 
 Robespierre: Sleek sucker, ain't it?
 Nope: Cats love temperature differentials.
 Darmstadtium: It is for will alone I set my Cat in motion...
 sparename: So come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab...
 a sedated moose: Shai-hulud.
Image 239050   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
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