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268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268578 Shay: Knife party!

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
350
 
 Mr. Shine: Poop face!
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Wait! I'm supposed to eat that? Just how precocious do you think I am?
 Mad Collager: Lookin' forward to getting Rosebud for Christmas.
 Ulillillia: "Congratulations, Mrs. Buscemi"
 barfolomew: That awkward moment you meet the person you came out of.
Image 239039   03-24-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
348
 
 thrilhouse: Cheaper than accident cover.
 Captain Marsupial: @fumbduck for a minute I thought this was indeed rotated, like Batman & Robin climbing the wall.
 Whatever: I hate my job...
 Amy Housewine: @fumbduck Also true of #239035
 fumbduck: If you rotate the picture, he's fine.
 alborland: Gallows humor...
Image 239038   03-24-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
490
 
 Mr Bleak: Shortens journeys - it's halfway there before you set off.
 Mr. Shine: Vroom . . . .
 Robespierre: Buzzbomb
 Captain Marsupial: Made from a vw bug
 Mad Collager: Check out my V-24!
 VoR: Needs more lights.
 Ulillillia: Compensating
 WTF: It doubles as a submarine.
Image 239037   03-24-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
705
 
 breadtoaster: @Darmstadtium Pepperonin! :-)
 Darmstadtium: @Felicity Samurai Pizza Cat!
 bookcase: Pizza cat
Image 239036   03-24-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
255
 
 Captain Marsupial: How many smoots is that?
 Teechur: He must be a quantum physicist because he planks constantly.
 AlexDeLarge: I think I'll just...yep, this is a good place.
 Whatever: See, Jared sez if we stack them like this, we can increase our illegal immigrant shipping by 200%
 Captain Marsupial: How many smoots is that?
 WTF: "Bill, I told you to load the bodies head facing forward not side to side."
 grizzly: See. I told you it was 6 feet wide.
Image 239035   03-24-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
458
 
 Mr. Shine: Username, upload comboooooooo!
 Robespierre: Needs a shave
Image 239034   03-24-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
354
 
 carpwoman: Yep.
 NoRagrets: Die....
 livelovebarf: Stop to ask Reddit what I should do. Tiger waits patiently.
 BavidDowie: Of course I don't have a single weapon. I dual-wield.
 queezy farm: Cuddle it
 bad tony: @fanny good call, I'll come running and fight the tiger bare handed for that bowl.
 Butcherboy: Thats probably my favorite Kahn line@bug
 Mad Collager: @fanny Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
 Ulillillia: You post a picture of text from Reddit. What should you do?
 trelyate: catch it by the toe
 fanny: pour it a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
 Annoying Vegan : Construct a box.
 bug: Eat the most delicious strawberry you've ever tasted. ...then die.
Image 239033   03-24-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
280
 
 Donut: ...did it work?
 Amy Housewine: *chokes the chicken
 Festis: #NugLife
 sparename: On my behalf, God has killed many kittens
Image 239032   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
446
 
 deeeeeeeez: Hwatch the treem!
 jochenau: I can't get anything coherent out of Google translate, unfortunately...
 mrwiffler: Alien franchise after Disney buys Fox.
Image 239031   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
398
 
 Mad Collager: @GoGo Robotto Murray's Ground Hog and Sausage ...God came out of the ground, then saw his shadow and went back down again.
 WTF: @GoGo Robotto Wendy's
 barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto I would guess Planned Parenthood.
 Snow Plow: Can someone tell me from which company this is?
Image 239030   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
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