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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?



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Score:
398
 
 Mad Collager: @GoGo Robotto Murray's Ground Hog and Sausage ...God came out of the ground, then saw his shadow and went back down again.
 WTF: @GoGo Robotto Wendy's
 barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto I would guess Planned Parenthood.
 Snow Plow: Can someone tell me from which company this is?
Image 239030   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
1463
 
 ashton: So thats who Sally was talking to
 Nope: This hole was made for meeeeeeeeee
 Mad Collager: This drawing is on-point.
 grizzly: Literally said "oh, that's fuckin' rad."
Image 239029   03-24-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
509
 
 Donut: Sonic, you silly idiot. You got Amy, Sally, Rouge, Sticks, Mina, Bunnie and Blaze to make you feel happy. Stop kidding yourself!
 copunter: vvv (drops all rings from fatigue)
 copunter: (overexerted dash to comment) gotta blow fast
 Mad Collager: Sonic engaging in auto-fellatio is impressive enough. For bonus points, let's see Supersonic auto-fellatio. (Shouldn't the word be spelled phallatio?)
 barfolomew: This is a joke, but that sounds about right for Rhode Island.
Image 239028   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
731
 
 Annoying Vegan : *fumbles through purse for five milkbones*
 fumbduck: This is awesome.
Image 239027   03-24-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
526
 
 barfolomew: @WTF @BavidDowie I have no idea what that is, but I'm surprised you of all aggronauts don't recognize this.
 champeen: @BavidDowie - thanks, I was trying to remember where that was from!
 BavidDowie: Goodbye, Moonmen
 bug: Where does one find a skull bedazzler?
 WTF: When you wake up after partying all night.
Image 239026   03-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
1017
 
 Christina: Dogengers.
 Spray Tan: Captain Americorgi.
 Mad Collager: She wears and eye patch because she attempted to dress the cat as Black Widow.
 White Rice: Project C on Halloween?
 Bluetocracy: That's right, this is one super team you need to keep on a short leash.
 Annoying Vegan : YAAAAAAS
 ironmaiden: The hulk should've been a bigger dog like a lab.
 Soy Peso: Thorgi
Image 239025   03-24-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
678
 
 WotGives: @whcvgre78 Khajit has clewrly been dipping into the product
 whcvgre78: khajit has wares if you have the coin
Image 239024   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
532
 
 Scoo: "How to murder someone", "how to hide a body", "perfecting alibis", "successful yet morally bankrupt lawyers"
 Beef Supreme: He doesn't use private browsing on a neighbor's wifi?
Image 239023   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
575
 
 Lemon Rage: Fresh fruit? Ewwwww! No thanks, old lady.
 illBilliam: Snow White in the middle of a "I can't even"
 Fursona: EEEK
 Scoo: She seems nice
 snipdawg: When the acid hits
 fanny: eesh
 WTF: Talk to the hand little man.
 fumbduck: Derp white
 sparename: Meeting the eighth dwarf "Odorous"
Image 239022   03-24-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
401
 
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew I watched that. I've seen worse.
 Mad Collager: The tire was wearing sneakers a minute ago.
 Borb Prembus: Tyred out.
 Teechur: You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.....
 barfolomew: Is that from that tire movie?
Image 239021   03-24-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
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