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268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

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268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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 Mr Bleak: One of the four funnels on Titanic was a fake: it wouldn't have smoked. I call photoshopped.
 Smorlacks: Niceberg
 Captain Marsupial: Ice, ice, baby
Image 238820   03-23-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
345
 
 savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'
 vape station: Free hugs.
Image 238819   03-23-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
314
 
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless There used to be a street called "Chuck Norris" - but it had to be renamed as nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris
 Ulillillia: Fuck Norris
 Teechur: It's gonna take some serious pawnography, but I think it could work.
 Borp Mento: @Peter Pantsless you are not wrong
 kswat: "King me"
 Scoo: Check Norris?
 Peter Pantsless: More like Chuckmate, am I right?
Image 238818   03-23-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
138
 
 Mr. Shine: Fun fact: North Korea once sent "ambassadors" into this room with machine guns strapped under their suit coats, in obvious violation of the negotiation agreement. Rather than cal them out, and give them a pretense for argument, US and South Korean staff just cranked the thermostat up to 100, and watched the thugs sit there and try not to pass out, because they couldn't take their coats off.
 daver: Have you ever considered that Beauty of North Korea could be abbreviated to BONK?
 addend: "Why don't you have a seat right over here..."
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 238817   03-23-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
334
 
 LKoroton: RAD but SAD
 Ulillillia: Random lowercase
 myrealname: That's a huge cracker and doesn't even seem broken, why did you write on it?!
 Mexico: I can finally use the gallons of nacho cheese in my trunk!
Image 238816   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
583
 
 SpaceCow: "I love it when a plan comes together."
 totaljihad: @Jabberwikket I laughed.
 Jabberwikket: [Kazoo sounds intensify]
Image 238815   03-23-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
150
 
 PlzPlzMe: We get it you vapp
 Kaviri: The Technical Boy
 Peter Pantsless: I don't get it
Image 238814   03-23-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
342
 
 well duh: @sparename back when I was a welder, I made the mistake of wearing frayed (near the crochital area, of course) jeans to work EXACTLY ONCE. Much for the same reason.
 effzeeceekay: "Listen to this fart"
 savvoy: #justyogathings
 sparename: @well duh Don't do it when your jeans are frayed - the fire, the burning, beating out the flames and hurting your balls. Happened to a friend..
 well duh: Needs a third hand to hold the lighter.
 Joetato: No, please!! I am unarmed!
 Captain Marsupial: Oh, when a dog does it, you all say, "look at the cute pupper."
 apoxia: Parp!
 addend: "Mom?"
 Off Topic: *Fart Noise*
 Knice: Glamour Shots tying to keep up.
Image 238813   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
826
 
 Captain Marsupial: Oh, when a dog does it, you all day, "look at the cute pupper."
 a robot: I found your lost cloud!
 Knice: Glamour Shots actually keeping up.
Image 238812   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
311
 
 Gentleman: @Peter Pantsless Hurry please a shit ton of data is stored there and millions of people are super pissed.
 Captain Marsupial: I've looked at that poster from both sides now...
 Peter Pantsless: Hurry please. My head is in there
Image 238811   03-23-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
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