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244175  WTF: Never mix different types of alkaline batteries or this might happened to you!

244171  Dr Awkward: Life (very subtly) imitates art.

244173  Dr Awkward: Yeah, STFU Geoff!

244174  Dr Awkward: I'd alter this to "if she's pointing a gun..."

244105  Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244151  Demon Universe: Okay. *dives headfirst into LiteBrite.*

244152  Demon Universe: No, I want them to be healthy enough to live and unhealthy enough to keep coming back.

244170  Off Topic: Sounds to me like we've got a lot of perverted but bashful angels.

244163  Demon Universe: What did the house say to the dog?

244170  Demon Universe: Hey buddy, I know exactly who else is in the room during intercourse. The angels dont need to see what goes on anyway.

244167  dangerkeith3000: Oompah Loompah oompity dap. We are going to draw you a map!

244170  dangerkeith3000: What does this guy have against donkeys?

244167  raditzu: Autocad, pre alpha.

244106  Korrok: Korrok approves....

244162  Felicity: And then there are the people who say that it works the opposite way

244168  charlemagne: steady lads, stay in formation

244165  Felicity: There was this one wrestler in WCW that would descend from the rafters playing a piano

244170  charlemagne: baby take off your dress, yes yes yes, you can leave your hat on

244170  Yam: I like donkeys

244171  Shay: Twister?

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243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244105 Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

243956 Felicity: @Demon Universe That must be the difference between DTF and Single AF

244030 Felicity: @mrwiffler @Prostata We should all just walk around with a thick layer of Purell on all our appendages

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244150 WannaBee: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

243993 cahuatijo: Death costs more than the phone - even a cheap-o cremation will be more expensive than the damn phone.



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Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1192 points)
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Scoo uploaded 243795 (1083 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1066 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (1009 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)
Mern Trulbo uploaded 243831 (979 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (968 points)
a robot uploaded 243879 (937 points)


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10. Warrax: 2193 points
11. dingding: 2173 points
12. durian: 2106 points
13. E. HONDA: 2096 points
14. saluted: 2059 points
15. Scoo: 2040 points
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 Mr Bleak: One of the four funnels on Titanic was a fake: it wouldn't have smoked. I call photoshopped.
 Yurishiro: Niceberg
 Captain Marsupial: Ice, ice, baby
Image 238820   03-23-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
345
 
 savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'
 some guy : Free hugs.
Image 238819   03-23-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
314
 
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless There used to be a street called "Chuck Norris" - but it had to be renamed as nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris
 Ulillillia: Fuck Norris
 Teechur: It's gonna take some serious pawnography, but I think it could work.
 Yurishiro: @Peter Pantsless you are not wrong
 some guy : "King me"
 Scoo: Check Norris?
 Peter Pantsless: More like Chuckmate, am I right?
Image 238818   03-23-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
138
 
 Mr. Shine: Fun fact: North Korea once sent "ambassadors" into this room with machine guns strapped under their suit coats, in obvious violation of the negotiation agreement. Rather than cal them out, and give them a pretense for argument, US and South Korean staff just cranked the thermostat up to 100, and watched the thugs sit there and try not to pass out, because they couldn't take their coats off.
 Yurishiro: Have you ever considered that Beauty of North Korea could be abbreviated to BONK?
 addend: "Why don't you have a seat right over here..."
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 238817   03-23-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
334
 
 LKoroton: RAD but SAD
 Ulillillia: Random lowercase
 Yurishiro: That's a huge cracker and doesn't even seem broken, why did you write on it?!
 Mexico: I can finally use the gallons of nacho cheese in my trunk!
Image 238816   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
583
 
 SpaceCow: "I love it when a plan comes together."
 Yurishiro: @Jabberwikket I laughed.
 Jabberwikket: [Kazoo sounds intensify]
Image 238815   03-23-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
150
 
 Yurishiro: We get it you vapp
 Kaviri: The Technical Boy
 Peter Pantsless: I don't get it
Image 238814   03-23-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
342
 
 well duh: @sparename back when I was a welder, I made the mistake of wearing frayed (near the crochital area, of course) jeans to work EXACTLY ONCE. Much for the same reason.
 OldKentuckyShark: "Listen to this fart"
 savvoy: #justyogathings
 sparename: @well duh Don't do it when your jeans are frayed - the fire, the burning, beating out the flames and hurting your balls. Happened to a friend..
 well duh: Needs a third hand to hold the lighter.
 Yurishiro: No, please!! I am unarmed!
 Captain Marsupial: Oh, when a dog does it, you all say, "look at the cute pupper."
 apoxia: Parp!
 addend: "Mom?"
 Off Topic: *Fart Noise*
 Knice: Glamour Shots tying to keep up.
Image 238813   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
800
 
 Captain Marsupial: Oh, when a dog does it, you all day, "look at the cute pupper."
 a robot: I found your lost cloud!
 Knice: Glamour Shots actually keeping up.
Image 238812   03-23-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
311
 
 Yurishiro: @Peter Pantsless Hurry please a shit ton of data is stored there and millions of people are super pissed.
 Captain Marsupial: I've looked at that poster from both sides now...
 Peter Pantsless: Hurry please. My head is in there
Image 238811   03-23-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
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