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268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

268696  ignell: Just need a laundry basket to sit in.

268730  SunWukong: What time is the ass kicking?

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2. a robot
3. tib gubb
4. Not A Bot
5. Knice
6. Side Boob
7. Shay
8. Dr Awkward
9. Annoying Vegan
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

bad tony uploaded 268318 (1073 points)
wordjones uploaded 268273 (1005 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (871 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (848 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (775 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (768 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 5025 points
 2. Side Boob: 3745 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3289 points
 4. MrBoffo: 2409 points
 5. Murm Gungus: 2162 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1606 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 9. Zaxxoff: 1557 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. beyardo: 1366 points
15. poetrysucks: 1352 points
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Score:
489
 
 FabricMan: I remember a Nike commercial featuring Ken Griffey Jr that went like this
 Side Boob: One man CAN make a difference. Unfortunately, Chuck was not that man.
 Captain Marsupial: Rad for Charles Burns!
 Captain Marsupial: Line drive, baby!
 Kaviri: Foolish coolish.
 lavender: If you're going to die nomatter what. Die well.
Image 238800   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
709
 
 Captain Marsupial: High school undercover is murder.
 addend: "Clever girl."
 dobbiesdoogs: @glenalec it was a gruesome murder
 BFHoodrich: The last thing he saw ever.
Image 238799   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
428
 
 raditzu: Rest'n'piss
Image 238798   03-22-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
612
 
 Spazstatic: What! I drink from there, Mr. Skeleton!
 Emoji: Pentagonal mouth
 Flarmie: LONG LIVE THE KING
Image 238797   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
271
 
 Kaviri: For removing that pesky dermis.
 Ulillillia: @wolfpk He's the "tool" in "Bath body tools"
 wolfpk: Chuck Norris's loofahs
Image 238796   03-22-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
999
 
 rip odb: @a robot Dont worry; its a good image
 Kaviri: A caucus of delegates.
 Sparkle Bucket: THOSE EARS
 Jabberwikket: A coven of kittens ?
 Knice: @a robot I needed this right now.
 a robot: @a robot I know this is my own upload. I realize it's a bit boring. I was a bit depressed at work and looking at cute kittens and this was the result
 a robot: *runs, crashes through wall* ITTY BITTY KITTY COMMITTEE
Image 238795   03-22-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
537
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 238794   03-22-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
787
 
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot The portal to my heart! (Insert a dozen heart emoticons)
 a robot: What portal is this?
Image 238793   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
514
 
 Eleftheros: @Ulillillia *squealing that gradually crescendoes into a ceaseless scream*
 Captain Marsupial: Remembering Homer shooting Marge in the face with the make-up shotgun. "It's set to grizzly bear!"
 Kaviri: @Ulillillia my man
 addend: Make-up residue... from your teeth?!
 Spazstatic: MOISTURISE ME!
 Ulillillia: In the Court of the Crimson King
 pawsies: It makes an impression.
Image 238792   03-22-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
631
 
 Kaviri: Please leave; this next part requires a bit of privacy.
 withak: Mo, I ot mothin im my mouf.
Image 238791   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
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