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258178  apoxia: I was born in 1982 and this is how I have always used a cellphone. I just don't get the thumbs thing.

258186  apoxia: Do trees dislike having things nailed to them?

258189  apoxia: New Zealand ignored, yet again.

258202  bug: Opened whole bag of catnip, then got the munchies. Still too stoned to move.

258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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Score:
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 Hungy Dingus: I imagine F doing a boob honking sound
 Kaviri: To make a "W", face the audience do the worm.
 night shift: Alpha-Sutra solo edition
 Shay: Unless you're truly a contortionist, G is impossible.
 fanny: return #238771
 prospector: G looks like C
 fanny: Life looked a lot more fun without J and U
 wolfpk: 24 peasant died to make this!
 ignatz: M for Manspreading
Image 238766   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
661
 
 brutal: @mexican - this type of bird is intelligent enough to know what a reflection is, so it probably knows when you are taking the Mick!
 a robot: @mexican Birb knows he's prettier
 mexican: He doesn't seem to be particularly impressed if you ask me.
 Ulillillia: Bananatiel
Image 238765   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
541
 
 logan: @ignatz roly loly
 when so: So this is longboarding
 ignatz: Nice deck
Image 238764   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
338
 
 Ulillillia: Fra-gee-lay
 rockkstar: Seymore?
Image 238763   03-22-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
480
 
 Skinr: For anyone wondering, this is a screencap from 'The Killing of Satan'.
 Robespierre: Greetings from ... THE TROMA ZONE
 skatermario: USE SUNSCREEN!
Image 238762   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
596
 
 illBilliam: Dear Greg: Stop coming by our house. We don't like Bailey's. We don't find your downstairs mixup interesting.
 Pizza: Be nice to Greg. You might need him one day.
 Minnesotan: yeah, greg
 Urn BooUrn: Dude, Greg. I know it sucks, but those people are assholes. Don't worry about it.
Image 238761   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
408
 
 Not A Bot: Wow, granolarrhea... sounds pebble-sharp and runny all at once.
 Mad Collager: @Jabberwikket Coming soon!
 Mad Collager: @Hyphae Yeah, but this has appeal.
 Jabberwikket: Now do a pic where you make an elephant's tusks look like bana.nas
 Hyphae: I still think it looked better on the elephant
Image 238760   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
666
 
 Mr Bleak: The buttocks Gotham deserves, but not the ones it needs right now.
 addend: "To the Batcave!"
 Spazstatic: @Urn BooUrn yeah, but his performance was a little flat.
 mexican: @glenalec *This time
 Urn BooUrn: Glad to see that Batman is game and willing to meet her needs.
 carpwoman: Yuck.
 Hyphae: I don't mean to deflate your pride in your own sense of humor, but...
 prius: At least she looks like a willing participant!
Image 238759   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
314
 
 Kaviri: They call me pot, des pot.
 Robespierre: Any pot in a collision...
Image 238758   03-22-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
459
 
 aeroaero: @Beef Supreme The rebound guy
 Hyphae: @Shay also claim to be faster than your competition, and randomly popup and give 'helpful' search answers whenever she asks her personal assistant where she left that document she was working on
 Beef Supreme: That's the temporary browser one uses to install Firefox.
 Shay: If she says no, you could always stalk her and keep telling her you're free and available like Windows 10 in your tray box.
 Robespierre: Aimin' low there, Kev
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