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268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

268110  FormerLurker: Thismakesmefeelfunny

267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

267930  Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268114  AdaMan: Trap set

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. Dr Awkward
8. wolfpk
9. WTF
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Nope uploaded 267631 (1014 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (912 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (902 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4802 points
 2. MrBoffo: 4357 points
 3. fanny: 4232 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3513 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
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 Skinr: For anyone wondering, this is a screencap from 'The Killing of Satan'.
 Robespierre: Greetings from ... THE TROMA ZONE
 skatermario: USE SUNSCREEN!
Image 238762   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
596
 
 illBilliam: Dear Greg: Stop coming by our house. We don't like Bailey's. We don't find your downstairs mixup interesting.
 Pizza: Be nice to Greg. You might need him one day.
 Minnesotan: yeah, greg
 Urn BooUrn: Dude, Greg. I know it sucks, but those people are assholes. Don't worry about it.
Image 238761   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
408
 
 Not A Bot: Wow, granolarrhea... sounds pebble-sharp and runny all at once.
 Mad Collager: @Jabberwikket Coming soon!
 Mad Collager: @Hyphae Yeah, but this has appeal.
 Jabberwikket: Now do a pic where you make an elephant's tusks look like bana.nas
 Hyphae: I still think it looked better on the elephant
Image 238760   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
666
 
 Mr Bleak: The buttocks Gotham deserves, but not the ones it needs right now.
 addend: "To the Batcave!"
 Spazstatic: @Urn BooUrn yeah, but his performance was a little flat.
 mexican: @glenalec *This time
 Urn BooUrn: Glad to see that Batman is game and willing to meet her needs.
 carpwoman: Yuck.
 Hyphae: I don't mean to deflate your pride in your own sense of humor, but...
 prius: At least she looks like a willing participant!
Image 238759   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
314
 
 Kaviri: They call me pot, des pot.
 Robespierre: Any pot in a collision...
Image 238758   03-22-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
459
 
 aeroaero: @Beef Supreme The rebound guy
 Hyphae: @Shay also claim to be faster than your competition, and randomly popup and give 'helpful' search answers whenever she asks her personal assistant where she left that document she was working on
 Beef Supreme: That's the temporary browser one uses to install Firefox.
 Shay: If she says no, you could always stalk her and keep telling her you're free and available like Windows 10 in your tray box.
 Robespierre: Aimin' low there, Kev
Image 238757   03-22-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
574
 
 UnknownSample: @Yurishiro who's got the keys to the jeep? Vrooom.
 sundragon: Beep beep!
 Robespierre: Bahlschportz Deutschland YA YA YA
 Spazstatic: High level username/upload synergy going on here.
 kazzy94: Soon.
Image 238756   03-22-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
171
 
 carpwoman: @fanny - Me, too.
 fanny: I WISH it was that easy to wash off the american germs
 Ignatius: @carpwoman @Ulillillia - 'Weenie in a bottle' - by Weird Al Yankovich
 carpwoman: Instructions unclear - Penis now stuck in ceiling fan.
 Ulillillia: I used it as lubricant, now in emergency ward
 Wort Mumpus: @Christina - I distinctly recall in infants school thinking the whole "boys vs girls" thing was stupid as they obviously got together eventually or there wouldn't be babies (I didn't have a clear idea of the how of that, but I knew it took a mum and a dad).
 Christina: Use germ-XY for boy-cooties.
 nightmarez: I use germ XX for girl-cooties.
Image 238755   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Image 238754 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by I Hate The Beatles. Your image was bad, I Hate The Beatles.
Score:
976
 
 Side Boob: WTF R U DOIN'?
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 Robespierre: Splish-splash, I was watchin' a bath...
 Christina: A kitten is always nice.
Image 238753   03-22-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
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