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257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. a robot
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Knice
9. Whatever
10. Spazstatic



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1453 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (1108 points)
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AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (876 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (876 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (868 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (834 points)
god666 uploaded 257730 (824 points)
watwatwat uploaded 257616 (818 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (802 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Laree: 5979 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3108 points
 4. Shay: 2844 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2743 points
 6. Scoo: 2348 points
 7. burritos: 2344 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 2071 points
 9. Mr. Shine: 1905 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. WannaBee: 1830 points
12. watwatwat: 1742 points
13. NotHuman: 1720 points
14. tess: 1694 points
15. rip odb: 1691 points
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Score:
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 Skinr: For anyone wondering, this is a screencap from 'The Killing of Satan'.
 Robespierre: Greetings from ... THE TROMA ZONE
 skatermario: USE SUNSCREEN!
Image 238762   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
596
 
 illBilliam: Dear Greg: Stop coming by our house. We don't like Bailey's. We don't find your downstairs mixup interesting.
 Pizza: Be nice to Greg. You might need him one day.
 Minnesotan: yeah, greg
 Urn BooUrn: Dude, Greg. I know it sucks, but those people are assholes. Don't worry about it.
Image 238761   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
408
 
 Not A Bot: Wow, granolarrhea... sounds pebble-sharp and runny all at once.
 Mad Collager: @Jabberwikket Coming soon!
 Mad Collager: @Hyphae Yeah, but this has appeal.
 Jabberwikket: Now do a pic where you make an elephant's tusks look like bana.nas
 Hyphae: I still think it looked better on the elephant
Image 238760   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
666
 
 Mr Bleak: The buttocks Gotham deserves, but not the ones it needs right now.
 addend: "To the Batcave!"
 Spazstatic: @Urn BooUrn yeah, but his performance was a little flat.
 mexican: @glenalec *This time
 Urn BooUrn: Glad to see that Batman is game and willing to meet her needs.
 carpwoman: Yuck.
 Hyphae: I don't mean to deflate your pride in your own sense of humor, but...
 prius: At least she looks like a willing participant!
Image 238759   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
314
 
 Kaviri: They call me pot, des pot.
 Robespierre: Any pot in a collision...
Image 238758   03-22-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
459
 
 aeroaero: @Beef Supreme The rebound guy
 Hyphae: @Shay also claim to be faster than your competition, and randomly popup and give 'helpful' search answers whenever she asks her personal assistant where she left that document she was working on
 Beef Supreme: That's the temporary browser one uses to install Firefox.
 Shay: If she says no, you could always stalk her and keep telling her you're free and available like Windows 10 in your tray box.
 Robespierre: Aimin' low there, Kev
Image 238757   03-22-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
574
 
 UnknownSample: @Yurishiro who's got the keys to the jeep? Vrooom.
 sundragon: Beep beep!
 Robespierre: Bahlschportz Deutschland YA YA YA
 Spazstatic: High level username/upload synergy going on here.
 kazzy94: Soon.
Image 238756   03-22-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
171
 
 carpwoman: @fanny - Me, too.
 fanny: I WISH it was that easy to wash off the american germs
 Ignatius: @carpwoman @Ulillillia - 'Weenie in a bottle' - by Weird Al Yankovich
 carpwoman: Instructions unclear - Penis now stuck in ceiling fan.
 Ulillillia: I used it as lubricant, now in emergency ward
 Wort Mumpus: @Christina - I distinctly recall in infants school thinking the whole "boys vs girls" thing was stupid as they obviously got together eventually or there wouldn't be babies (I didn't have a clear idea of the how of that, but I knew it took a mum and a dad).
 Christina: Use germ-XY for boy-cooties.
 nightmarez: I use germ XX for girl-cooties.
Image 238755   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Image 238754 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by I Hate The Beatles. You have brought shame on us, I Hate The Beatles.
Score:
976
 
 Side Boob: WTF R U DOIN'?
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 Robespierre: Splish-splash, I was watchin' a bath...
 Christina: A kitten is always nice.
Image 238753   03-22-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
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