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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz

The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 Beef Supreme: In the event of a lockdown, he can transform and active shooter into a Jackson Pollock.
 Ronick: The art of war
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Mrs. Teechur agrees!
 Teechur: @Yurishiro My reenacting equipment is WWII, but this is how I should suit up to go to skool anymore.
 Kaviri: *Fine* Arts Teacher, thank you very much.
 dangerkeith3000: More like FART teacher, amirite?
 Robespierre: @Teechur: "Watch my import - I'm going in"
 Derp Herpigan: Is that his name or his profession?
 Bitcoin Burglar: Thou art @Teechur
Image 238712   03-22-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 Darmstadtium: For Science!
 Mentos Pormer: Drawing that takes a lot of nerve!
Image 238711   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 238710   03-22-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Did you mean ... FLASH GORTON?
 tib gubb: in the end, you will bring me fresh fish, FLASH GORDON
 sumo: [dramatic sound effect]
 Robespierre: Thundercats are GO
Image 238709   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 tib gubb: so... stupid
 Not A Bot: certainly don't need any more lube
 Kaviri: Trust me, I'm a doctor. A doctor of PAIN!
 kazzy94: I knew it!
 PenguinBartender: "Also: you have fibromyalgia. And cancer. In everything."
 Robespierre: OK, don't cry for me, then.
 Thyming: Nani?
Image 238708   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
 Munkybut: I have never done this
 Beef Supreme: Nope, I'm singing along to the music until the car is in neutral and the parking brake is pulled.
 Ulillillia: One time a school bus driver in my town was dealing with noisy kids and he shouted "Shut up, I can't see!"
 PenguinBartender: @Mad Collager Your rational response is RUINING the meme! *shakes fist*
 Mad Collager: Actually, the reason for turning down the volume is for better mental, not optical focus. If I'm stressed about being late, and having problems finding the place, the radio goes off, as it's just one more thing to pay attention to when too much is already competing for my attention. So there.
Image 238707   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
 alborland: Texting his boss: cant come to work yet--cat in lap--so soft
 a robot: CATS ARE NICE
 Christina: This cat is milk-white.
Image 238706   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 FireBreathingMarmot: Large scale lazy.
 carpwoman: Cats are cats no matter their size.
 PenguinBartender: No. No don't --It's a trap.
 Christina: Ladies resting.
 Semaphore: @Derp Herpigan ok but you didn't have to make a post to tell us that.
 Derp Herpigan: Sometimes this phone of mine sucks with preventing double posting.
 Derp Herpigan: Just lion around.
Image 238705   03-22-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper
 Christina: @Spazstatic In my city, it would last more in your arm, for anything more expensive would be robbed.
 VeeKay: Youse gets what youse pays for
 Ulillillia: @Ulillillia Which are on eBay UK for some reason
 Ulillillia: White House computers
 Spazstatic: Cheap quality, not price. I'm sure my $15 Casio would outlast any of these.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Okay, yours is better. Sorry!
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro That watch costs a bullion pounds!
 Yam: @Yurishiro I get it!
 Christina: Cheap for whom?
 potato: That watch costs a tourbillon pounds!
Image 238704   03-22-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
 Fiveninety: if you need help building one, let me know -- i'll definitely help. i feel almost compelled to help you stay off the internet
 Fiveninety: you should try a Faraday cage instead because you are still clearly connected to the internet
 a robot: Looks a bit peculiar, seems a little crazy.
 Christina: It seems to be connected to the internet anyway.
 Thyming: I wear an aluminium hat to keep the voices in. Yes, in.
 Hyphae: NSA: *preheats oven to 375F*
 CrookedCop: The national scrabble association was perplexed by this.
Image 238703   03-22-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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