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267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

268189  Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original

268200  KingTrebek: This changed my mind about putting bumper stickers on my car.

268212  MrBoffo: ....annnnnnnnd ... we're back.

268166  White Rice: CO2 extinguishers, while good at cooling things, aren't the cheapest to buy/recharge, and there are multiple quick options to chill whatever it is you need to chill without disturbing everyone within a 150' radius.

268210  Shay: The glory of hand drawn animation vs. digital.

268203  Mad Collager: @Side Boob ...and wood-burning tools and chemistry sets.

268207  Mad Collager: Is this one of those newfangled dream-catchers with the invisible nets?

268170  Eleftheros: @a robot just when I thought this meme had nothing new to offer. Thanks :)

268207  a robot: The circle is letting you know what you should be looking at

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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Score:
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 Munkybut: I have never done this
 Beef Supreme: Nope, I'm singing along to the music until the car is in neutral and the parking brake is pulled.
 Ulillillia: One time a school bus driver in my town was dealing with noisy kids and he shouted "Shut up, I can't see!"
 PenguinBartender: @Mad Collager Your rational response is RUINING the meme! *shakes fist*
 Mad Collager: Actually, the reason for turning down the volume is for better mental, not optical focus. If I'm stressed about being late, and having problems finding the place, the radio goes off, as it's just one more thing to pay attention to when too much is already competing for my attention. So there.
Image 238707   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
650
 
 alborland: Texting his boss: cant come to work yet--cat in lap--so soft
 a robot: CATS ARE NICE
 Christina: This cat is milk-white.
Image 238706   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
692
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Large scale lazy.
 carpwoman: Cats are cats no matter their size.
 PenguinBartender: No. No don't --It's a trap.
 Christina: Ladies resting.
 Semaphore: @Derp Herpigan ok but you didn't have to make a post to tell us that.
 Derp Herpigan: Sometimes this phone of mine sucks with preventing double posting.
 Derp Herpigan: Just lion around.
Image 238705   03-22-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
Score:
337
 
 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper
 Christina: @Spazstatic In my city, it would last more in your arm, for anything more expensive would be robbed.
 VeeKay: Youse gets what youse pays for
 Ulillillia: @Ulillillia Which are on eBay UK for some reason
 Ulillillia: White House computers
 Spazstatic: Cheap quality, not price. I'm sure my $15 Casio would outlast any of these.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Okay, yours is better. Sorry!
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro That watch costs a bullion pounds!
 Yam: @Yurishiro I get it!
 Christina: Cheap for whom?
 potato: That watch costs a tourbillon pounds!
Image 238704   03-22-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
178
 
 Fiveninety: if you need help building one, let me know -- i'll definitely help. i feel almost compelled to help you stay off the internet
 Fiveninety: you should try a Faraday cage instead because you are still clearly connected to the internet
 a robot: Looks a bit peculiar, seems a little crazy.
 Christina: It seems to be connected to the internet anyway.
 Thyming: I wear an aluminium hat to keep the voices in. Yes, in.
 Hyphae: NSA: *preheats oven to 375F*
 CrookedCop: The national scrabble association was perplexed by this.
Image 238703   03-22-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
284
 
 tib gubb: the 80's were pretty wild
 flying sheep: # Simpsons Christmas Boogie #
 Zukero: Maggie's favorite instrument.
 Christina: Accurate packaging.
 lecj07: So, I'm assuming the Uzi counts as percussion, since brass or woodwind would result in a memorable, if horrific performance?
Image 238702   03-22-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
417
 
 Kaviri: Love, the recently unemployed.
 barfolomew: I strongly suspect this person will not be missed.
 Spazstatic: Goodbye John.
 WTF: The TP alone would get me to stay. That's good quality to have the marker ink readable and not bleed. They truly care about their employees.
 wolfpk: So you quit Charmin
 Prumbo: Plot twist. The company designs toilets and is doing very well.
Image 238701   03-22-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
327
 
 Bro Bro: You'll have a whale of a time! (Dress code: Low cut pants and a thong bikini).
 sparename: I found my copy of "The Godwhale"!
 a robot: Slightly less efficient than the Cat-Bus
 Warrax: It whale get you where you're going.
 when so: They had this in 2000? Whale I'll be!
Image 238700   03-22-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
989
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro Cat's aren't big on stand-up either. ;)
 RogueLeader: @Mr Bleak There is no such thing as a german 'sense of humor'
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro That would explain the famed German sense of humour.
 Darmstadtium: @Robespierre That must be an awesome place
 trelyate: *purrs in German*
 Robespierre: My whole neighborhood is crawling with such beasts.
 meh: Newsflash! Germany is run and populated only by cats.
 Ulillillia: Katzen sind nett.
 Christina: May be your only German friend.
 Peter Pantsless: cats are nice
Image 238699   03-22-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
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 Teechur: @Zukero Perhaps a 540?
 Zukero: @Zukero Sorry... I've been GIMPing a bit too much these days.
 Zukero: @Teechur @Christina It may be a 180 rotation too.
 Teechur: @Christina *downside up
 Side Boob: I can see Australia from here!
 Christina: It's upside down.
Image 238698   03-22-18   Uploaded by    steve
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