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257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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Score:
534
 
 fridaynight: At first I read MUSIC - CORN
 Zukero: RAD for NEC keyboard.
 Darmstadtium: This must be a pre-memes keyboard
 Christina: And also a kitteh and doggo button.
 grizzly: We need an aggrogator button.
 Greifer: Hit em both
 Robespierre: In hindsight...
 Nope: And thats how porn music videos were invented
Image 238567   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Pudding
Score:
664
 
 Christina: Does your girlfriend live in a gated community?
 Mr. Butt: @VoR Duh da. duh DAH!
 VoR: Touch me babe. Can't you see that I am not afraid
 funny in the wall: conjugal visit?
Image 238566   03-21-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
325
 
 Side Boob: Really asking a lot of that Segway
 well duh: People like this is one of the many reasons I drink.
 Christina: Gotta keep himself fat.
 funny in the wall: you do you, man
 Robespierre: World's smallest backflow preventer
Image 238565   03-21-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
407
 
 tib gubb: drunk again, on too much medicine...
 well duh: Yuppers, I need this.
 KEKOEKEOEK: As seen in Goop.
 Ulillillia: I love Faygo Rock and Rye
 Not A Bot: here in grand falls nl, this is all a college education will get you.
 XLY: I wanna be a druggist when i grow up
 barfolomew: Uh, yeah, I've got... uh, emphysema. Give me the damn rye.
Image 238564   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
527
 
 jochenau: #' too many cooks '#
 Shay: Trust me, I'm a coat.
 WTF: More like "Scroate"
 barfolomew: No no... you'll summon it again!
 Robespierre: Kill it ... before it multiplies!
Image 238563   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
559
 
 Mr Bleak: @Jabberwikket Please ignore the fact that I can't spell Nigeria. Or royalty.
 Amy Housewine: I've been waiting for them to take me to the internet for years. I'm still just looking at these pictures they put on the screen to keep you occupied while you wait for them to come and collect you.
 Peter Pantsless: No, I bought it to look cool
 Jabberwikket: Church: So just remember, the Internet can be a very scary place if you're not prepared. Grif: How do you recommend they prepare? Church: I don't know. Try going to your local middle school chess club. Hand out crystal meth and guns. That might be good practice. (From RvB Real life vs. the Internet)
 tib gubb: the only people ready for the internet are horrible, horrible nerds
 filthylaw: 1. Rad for the days when ITC Garamond Narrow was the official font of Apple. 2. Rad for correctly capitalising Web and Internet
 Bacon Train: Bottom option should be read (and middle green?) and dialog read by Morpheus.
 Christina: Are you ready for pr0n?
 Fiveninety: nobody was ever ready for the internet but we all selected the first option anyway.. and here we are, trapped inside the glowing rectangles
 grizzly: My body was ready. My soul was not.
 barfolomew: Were we ever so young? So innocent?
 Robespierre: In hindsight...
 fanny: I'm not ready! I'M NOT READY!
 Nope: Weird I read this and a spectral form of myself came and tried to click the 3rd option.
Image 238562   03-21-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
953
 
 BavidDowie: It's the fuzz! Wait...are *WE* the fuzz??
 VeeKay: Snitches get stitches
 trelyate: you're not ready for the internet!
 Christina: "Silence, don't say stoopid."
Image 238561   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
534
 
 Ulillillia: Come on baby tell me what's the bird, bird up!
 Stom Premben: BIRD UP!
 E. HONDA: "I will eat as many birds as possible"
 Jabberwikket: Big famous. Even the TV!
 tib gubb: this is delightful, and a reminder of the real menace
 tina: Does Builder have an old-timey toothache?
 funny in the wall: @grizzly thanks a bunch
 grizzly: @funny in the wall adactivity.tumblr.com/post/73552347250/…
 barfolomew: I can only dream of crime and ruin as it is.
 Robespierre: I, for one, welcome our birb overlords
 dangerkeith3000: Damn right-wing anti-bird propaganda.
 funny in the wall: i love this picture. anyone know the author? i want more
 Christina: Stop birds!
Image 238560   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
453
 
 Side Boob: Google says this is China :P
 Dominus Umbrae: Amsterdamnation.
 fidelcastro: That is the exact style of bike I want. But you can't get them in the West :-(
 tib gubb: the ol' recycle pile
 Nope: This bike share program has a lot of givers and not a lot of takers
 bug: The 3D printer is malfunctioning.
 Christina: An apocalyptic vision of Amsterdam.
Image 238559   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
461
 
 E. HONDA: Send her a picture of what she's missing. I hear women really appreciate that.
 grizzly: @barfolomew be prepared.
 VoR: Who knew it was so pudgy under there
 barfolomew: Second date? That's a little optimistic.
 fumbduck: *2're
Image 238558   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
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