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257753  Sadbot: You are like baby, try 20 years ago

257759  piratepom: Ah shit. The entrance to Diagon Alley broke again.

257749  jochenau: Cookies are a problem, but they're not really the main problem in this case...

257751  charlemagne: you want more? but you don't understand stand the concept of birthdays, this is costing me too much

257759  SurfNTurf: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.



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Score:
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 SuedeOxford: Wake up, le sheeple!
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos votes
 Greifer: meeeeoueee
 Ulillillia: L'etat, c'est baa.
 Christina: Looking for new Apple products: #238531.
Image 238556   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
399
 
 Big Beagler: @jochenau @Dick Inspector That's to force you to clean the sink while washing your hands.
 jochenau: @Dick Inspector I love being forced to bang my hands against the rim of the nasty public sink repeatedly while I'm trying to wash my hands, it's wonderfully counterproductive.
 Dick Inspector: This kind of thing drives me crazy. And then een if it's a little longer that it hangs over the basin, there's still next to no room for your hands.
 Robespierre: Measure twice...
 bug: Must be cold water.
 dangerkeith3000: In this case, a more bent one would actually be desirable.
 WTF: It's not the size that matters but the flow of the stream!
 Micro Jackson: I can relate
 Christina: It's not as long as you think.
Image 238555   03-21-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
539
 
 Shay: The greatest crossover of our generation.
 Warrax: Gotta go fat.
 Christina: The fast blue hedgehog jumps over the lazy cat.
Image 238554   03-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
967
 
 tib gubb: shut up and take my rad!
 Annoying Vegan : Oh my Dog! The sweetness!
 Urn BooUrn: I don't think she cares for her hat.
 XLY: dang, that is one heckin cute pupper
 lecj07: Wrong sort of virgin sacrifice.
 Christina: Spring doggo.
Image 238553   03-21-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
556
 
 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson VHS? Goddamnit boy, Betamax was good enough for Pappy, and it's good enough for you!
 tib gubb: and people wonder why hardcore nerds are so cynical
 Beef Supreme: Its Friends episode title could be "The one where Chandler and Rachel shill for Bill".
 Beef Supreme: That came free with a Windows 95 preorder.
 XLY: this porn is weird
 Warrax: And they said computer nerds couldn't get friends.
 Micro Jackson: Do you have this on VHS?
 Christina: If you are Windows, why is your symbol a flag?
 Winterneuro: Theyll be there for you when the rain starts to fall and u need to learn windows
 Ihminen: to say "this is pretty 90's" is an understatement
Image 238552   03-21-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
589
 
 140bpm: @funny in the wall rad for this
 totaljihad: Laughter is the best medicine or not?
 funny in the wall: don't worry, you were not going to accomplish shit anyway
 Robespierre: Stahp, khar
 Micro Jackson: -Barfs-
 Ulillillia: I'm so sorry for you.
 sparename: When you're trying to fart without shitting yourself...
 Christina: Same.
Image 238551   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Image 238550 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BoiledEggs. You have brought shame on us, BoiledEggs.
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: When you shave your junk and she cancels the 2nd date.
 Micro Jackson: That's not the ground.....
 Shay: Did that contaminated water mutate it to a sewer rat?
Image 238549   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
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 Dick Inspector: They did this at my alma mater at the first rain of the season, but with fewer clothes.
 VeeKay: Furiously googling 'diagnostic criteria for ants in the pants'.
 sundragon: Does your boyfriend like to cross-dress?
 FabricMan: Hope he can breathe in that thing
 Robespierre: (bagpipes playing)
 wolfpk: You can tell the guy who has a "decency clause" on his scholarship.
Image 238548   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
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 chelseachels: @barfolomew - I used to be considered a local expert on the matter of pet mice (by which I mean 'Pets and Vets' magazine scraped my very-mid-90's web page on the topic - with permission and accreditation). Paper magazine and I was a little sad when I lost the copy they sent me during an international move. Then a copy turned up in my Doctor's waiting room and they let me have it.
 tib gubb: delicious
 Beef Supreme: "I'm talking about real baby back ribs. Falling off the bone tender!" Man, I miss Sealab 2021.
 barfolomew: @glenalec I was unaware of this! Thank your for teaching me something new today.
 flushpuppy: Sometimes cats are so cute I want to eat them. Not literally because that would hurt the cat, but for example I want to put their ears in my mouth and make nyung nyung nyung noises. For more information see the flesh speech from David Cronenbergs The Fly (1986)
 snipdawg: @barfolomew - some mammals do eat their young, either as a stress response or they are new to parenting and don't realise where the placenta ends and the baby begins. When breeding rodents, a one-off incident is considered unfortunate, but if they do it again, you best not breed that one any more.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I heard that baby meat kinda taste like fish of all things. When we get older tho, our meat starts to taste more like pork. So I've been told.
 Shay: Every once in awhile you get a hunkering for California cheeseburgers.
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...ribs
 Warrax: Just returning it from whence it came, nothing more natural.
 barfolomew: This seems evolutionarily implausible.
 Christina: I've heard that babies taste good, is it true?
 Christina: The ugly truth about every cannibalistic mother.
Image 238547   03-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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