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258044  Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258087  raditzu: (f)art*

258070  charlemagne: your mother sniffs crotch in hell

258079  charlemagne: @Dr Awkward I haved lived amongst white people most my life, I have never seen this phenomena

258097  Not A Bot: driving to Pallet Town

258089  Solemn: Steve's new job as an acupuncturist didn't go well.

258092  copunter: yes we krang

258086  Annoying Vegan : This works on me every time.

257077  mammal883: @mammal883 turns out that it is the correct shift pattern

258091  Prostata: I have a copy of that printing of "Princess of Mars" using the left pic as cover.

258086  mammal883: that's a terrible way to lace work boots

258076  Mr. Shine: Chinchillin'

258077  Mr. Shine: More Than Meets The Arteries.

258080  Peach: Just out of frame: one rubber ball, yet to be thrown.

258081  Mr. Shine: My parents are guilty of this. They bought my 13-year-old son a second ice cream cone because "the first one wasn't his favorite." We don't raise him like that. They didn't raise me or my brother like that.

258089  Peach: Who wants a butt rub?

258093  Peach: Looking like a catalog model.

258082  Mr. Shine: *BLEP!*

258085  Mr. Shine: @PenguinBartender It's NEVER over.

258088  Mr. Shine: Such tufts!

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

258009 tib gubb: scare them crap out of them - chicks love that

257855 Mr Bleak: I heard that yo momma was doing some modeling work.

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.



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Score:
589
 
 140bpm: @funny in the wall rad for this
 totaljihad: Laughter is the best medicine or not?
 funny in the wall: don't worry, you were not going to accomplish shit anyway
 Robespierre: Stahp, khar
 Micro Jackson: -Barfs-
 Ulillillia: I'm so sorry for you.
 sparename: When you're trying to fart without shitting yourself...
 Christina: Same.
Image 238551   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Image 238550 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BoiledEggs. Your image was bad, BoiledEggs.
Score:
617
 
 dangerkeith3000: When you shave your junk and she cancels the 2nd date.
 Micro Jackson: That's not the ground.....
 Shay: Did that contaminated water mutate it to a sewer rat?
Image 238549   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
350
 
 Dick Inspector: They did this at my alma mater at the first rain of the season, but with fewer clothes.
 VeeKay: Furiously googling 'diagnostic criteria for ants in the pants'.
 sundragon: Does your boyfriend like to cross-dress?
 FabricMan: Hope he can breathe in that thing
 Robespierre: (bagpipes playing)
 wolfpk: You can tell the guy who has a "decency clause" on his scholarship.
Image 238548   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
486
 
 chelseachels: @barfolomew - I used to be considered a local expert on the matter of pet mice (by which I mean 'Pets and Vets' magazine scraped my very-mid-90's web page on the topic - with permission and accreditation). Paper magazine and I was a little sad when I lost the copy they sent me during an international move. Then a copy turned up in my Doctor's waiting room and they let me have it.
 tib gubb: delicious
 Beef Supreme: "I'm talking about real baby back ribs. Falling off the bone tender!" Man, I miss Sealab 2021.
 barfolomew: @glenalec I was unaware of this! Thank your for teaching me something new today.
 flushpuppy: Sometimes cats are so cute I want to eat them. Not literally because that would hurt the cat, but for example I want to put their ears in my mouth and make nyung nyung nyung noises. For more information see the flesh speech from David Cronenbergs The Fly (1986)
 snipdawg: @barfolomew - some mammals do eat their young, either as a stress response or they are new to parenting and don't realise where the placenta ends and the baby begins. When breeding rodents, a one-off incident is considered unfortunate, but if they do it again, you best not breed that one any more.
 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I heard that baby meat kinda taste like fish of all things. When we get older tho, our meat starts to taste more like pork. So I've been told.
 Shay: Every once in awhile you get a hunkering for California cheeseburgers.
 Ulillillia: I want my baby back baby back baby back...ribs
 Warrax: Just returning it from whence it came, nothing more natural.
 barfolomew: This seems evolutionarily implausible.
 Christina: I've heard that babies taste good, is it true?
 Christina: The ugly truth about every cannibalistic mother.
Image 238547   03-21-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
1158
 
 tib gubb: large kitty
 potato: 10/10 would cuddle and get mauled.
 karmakat: @Christina that's just urban legend.
 Micro Jackson: swipe right
 wolfpk: Why do you want to eat your baby?.... Oh me, not your baby. Ok that clears thing aaaggghhhh
 Christina: @karmakat Yet, so dangerous.
 karmakat: aw, so adorable!
 Ulillillia: He seems nice.
 Christina: I wanna eat your baby, too.
 Robespierre: "I got a tree over dere I wanna drag you up into, hoomin"
 ping: Well hello there cutie.
Image 238546   03-21-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
299
 
 spacedawg: The bald one is Jewish Santa!
 VeeKay: Flavortown city council.
 genius: That looks like Joel Hodgson on the left
 Micro Jackson: Geez, guys!
 Winterneuro: One of these things do not belong.
 funny in the wall: this is a weird animorph
 Ihminen: ah I see Guy Fieri has the elusive purple rank
Image 238545   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
230
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro That automatically comes with the job, I understand.
 tea: You are not wrong.
 BavidDowie: 1 Dope Pope #FrankTheTank
 Mentos Pormer: How are they going to get THAT through the eye of the needle!
 dangerkeith3000: I have no idea what this picture is about.
 bug: Or "Good luck squeezing this through a needle."
 bug: Or a passive aggressive parking note.
 bug: Should have gone with dickbutt.
 Christina: He couldn't do it in his head.
Image 238544   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
318
 
 Chinese Buffet: @Ulillillia well duh!
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Also change green to purple
 Gonzo: @ping You know you have to put mascot in place of that dude right?
Image 238543   03-21-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
385
 
 Colty Brumb: So that's what that "Ease on the Ass" sign was all about!
 tib gubb: it's baffling to me, how ignorant people are to their sewage system
 VeeKay: @FabricMan Use the bushes provided please.
 FabricMan: Vomit?
 dangerkeith3000: What if I gotta go #3?
 Micro Jackson: I don't love The Management
 Fiveninety: i like how they covered all bases here and remembered to put that pee and poo can be flushed.. this is really thorough
 antipatterns: Management sounds like they ain't keeping up their pipes
 Fullhouse: The extra-careful Clark Kent who didn't make it: SUPERMINDFUL
 Ulillillia: Very interesting
 ignatz: Please use the machete provided..
Image 238542   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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