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258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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Score:
299
 
 spacedawg: The bald one is Jewish Santa!
 VeeKay: Flavortown city council.
 genius: That looks like Joel Hodgson on the left
 Micro Jackson: Geez, guys!
 Winterneuro: One of these things do not belong.
 funny in the wall: this is a weird animorph
 Ihminen: ah I see Guy Fieri has the elusive purple rank
Image 238545   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
230
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro That automatically comes with the job, I understand.
 tea: You are not wrong.
 BavidDowie: 1 Dope Pope #FrankTheTank
 Mentos Pormer: How are they going to get THAT through the eye of the needle!
 dangerkeith3000: I have no idea what this picture is about.
 bug: Or "Good luck squeezing this through a needle."
 bug: Or a passive aggressive parking note.
 bug: Should have gone with dickbutt.
 Christina: He couldn't do it in his head.
Image 238544   03-21-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
318
 
 Chinese Buffet: @Ulillillia well duh!
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro Also change green to purple
 Gonzo: @ping You know you have to put mascot in place of that dude right?
Image 238543   03-21-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
385
 
 Colty Brumb: So that's what that "Ease on the Ass" sign was all about!
 tib gubb: it's baffling to me, how ignorant people are to their sewage system
 VeeKay: @FabricMan Use the bushes provided please.
 FabricMan: Vomit?
 dangerkeith3000: What if I gotta go #3?
 Micro Jackson: I don't love The Management
 Fiveninety: i like how they covered all bases here and remembered to put that pee and poo can be flushed.. this is really thorough
 antipatterns: Management sounds like they ain't keeping up their pipes
 Fullhouse: The extra-careful Clark Kent who didn't make it: SUPERMINDFUL
 Ulillillia: Very interesting
 ignatz: Please use the machete provided..
Image 238542   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
157
 
 livelovebarf: As seen in Goop (sad story) :-/
 Mad Collager: It's a shame she's stuck with non-flattering horizontal stripes.
 waffles: Where's the third panel BOO BEES?!
Image 238541   03-21-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
633
 
 fumbduck: It's motherhecking stick birb!
 Christina: Acrobat owl.
 Robespierre: Your aura, Dora - is it real angora?
 ignatz: Grow the rest of the fucking owl..
Image 238540   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
249
 
 Popsicle Dream: Keep it in the freezer
 wolfpk: @bug It shoots first. (Well at least it use to)
 bug: Good for shots.
 Christina: Drink it solo.
 barfolomew: @Not A Bot got Han?
 Not A Bot: got ham?
Image 238539   03-21-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
1072
 
 tib gubb: dunno what this is, but it gets a rad
 fink: @WTF Ja, beiherhund, das oder die flipperwalt gesput
 Slug Wind: @FabricMan I suggest: Es ist Mittwoch, Leute!
 FabricMan: I thought the correct term was "Typen"
 weed poop: MITTe der WOCHe
 Dominus Umbrae: KEEEEEEEEEEERRRLEEEE
 Christina: @WTF Stop this French, we all speak only American here.
 WTF: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
 a sedated moose: Should I badvote this because it's not the right kind of timely?
 Ulillillia: Jajajajaja
 Robespierre: DUUUUUDE!
Image 238538   03-21-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
702
 
 dangerkeith3000: I like it when people get creative when making their porn.
 Side Boob: One of my biggest disappointments growing up was finding out that banks didnt use those bags.
 Christina: Caught in the act!
 Robespierre: Bagged & tagged
 barfolomew: This is one of those SFW porn photomanipulations, right?
Image 238537   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
551
 
 tears as lube: Lister did it better.
 whiplash: @ignatz - A roller-sign slamming down on the foot you are holding the base down with work well too! Lasts for months!
 Darmstadtium: ... Or you could simply wear closed shoes.
 ignatz: a hammer also works but takes a couple days (you may sense the tone of bitter experience here)
Image 238536   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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