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268212  Felicity: No, I have to agree with Ross on this one

268215  Felicity: Mom's fusilli

268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

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Score:
573
 
 SurfNTurf: yes @Ihminen
 RiderFan: The Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri live action movie already seems more faithful to the violence of the manga than the anime...
 demonius: There was a Jerry Pournelle novel like this
 Micro Jackson: I think I saw this in a Star Trek episode
 bug: When your time machine breaks, but you just roll with it.
 Winterneuro: History of the World, Part I?
 Shay: To hell with it, let's just do a WWII film instead.
 barfolomew: @TurkeyVulture I have to admit, this is pretty anachronistic.
 Smorlacks: These 'what if' reenactments are getting out of hand.
 wolfpk: Looks like "The Legends of Tomorrow" have screwed up the time line again!
 TurkeyVulture: SCA is throwing a wider net.
 Skaalar: @Ihminen I was gonna go Civilization, but yours fits better.
 Ihminen: "Legionnaries readying an ambush on unsuspecting NCR troopers with some help from legion supporter wastelanders" -2281, Nevada
Image 238527   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
402
 
 Shay: da wae
 Mr. Shine: This is nice. We'll take two.
 Shorts Leng: ok copy paste but who's the evil one?! [creepy violin]
Image 238526   03-21-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
521
 
 SpaceCow: Hold me cow.
 Mad Collager: Livin' high on the cow. Hmmm, not such a good ring to that one.
 funny in the wall: one of them bovine jonis no doubt
 Teechur: Hey! There's work to be done! Get off your ass...uh...cow!
 dorian: Cow do you sleep at night?
 sparename: At least he isn't getting shouted at for checking the lottery numbers while his girlfriend is in labour with his first child - happened to a friend..
 Peter Pantsless: It takes a lot of effort to tip a cow. I'd be tired too
 Ulillillia: Cow yoga
Image 238525   03-21-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
1061
 
 Christina: "LET US IN!"
 karmakat: THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE! COME PLAY!
Image 238524   03-21-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
179
 
 Mad Collager: Harold! You moustache is crooked, and it's a French thing anyway!
 Robespierre: Something something "that sceptered isle"
 barfolomew: What? WHAT?
 BavidDowie: Here Is Harold, King of England
 deeeeeeeez: Tosseth thine holy hand grenade...
 Messed Up Dog: Left dudes: "Kiiing!? He's doing it again!!" Right dude: "I know guys settle down sorry I know I'm blocking the writings I didn't mean to!"
Image 238523   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
294
 
 Micro Jackson: Inorganic vodka is largely potassium
 Ronick: Long range Molotov cocktail
 Christina: But is it vegan?
 lecj07: @Dr Awkward I've had this crap. Distilled from sugar cane and pure ocean water switcherinoed through lava rock or something. Tasted like very bland rum.
 mexican: @Dr Awkward You say that like it somehow makes it not disgusting swill that would be better off used as insecticide. Or accelerant.
 Dr Awkward: @mexican DISTILLED rotten potato water, thankyouverymuch
 sparename: @Hyphae I know but I was thinking along the lines of "organically produced food or as we used to call it, food"
 mexican: Newsflash to idiots: Slapping the 'organic' label on your rotten potato-water and putting it into a potion flask will not increase your profits.
 windows96: But is it gluten free?
 Hyphae: @sparename methanol is organic, too
 sparename: As opposed to the cheap, knock-off booze that was a problem in the UK - no barcode on the bottle meant very inorganically produced vodka - probably methanol
Image 238522   03-21-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
369
 
 tib gubb: just a normal day in siberia
 Christina: Jabberwocky.
 Robespierre: @Warrax You use Unter too, I see
 Warrax: My ride is here.
Image 238521   03-21-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
600
 
 Micro Jackson: I never know what to wear to these things
 Shay: @Dr Awkward A bloody orgy in the Forest of Corgi *rips from tearable pun flier*
 Robespierre: Vernal things going down here
 dangerkeith3000: Time for the sacrifice to Satan!
 a robot: I don't know what's happening here but it's really cute and that's what's important
 Dr Awkward: "Yay!! Blood orgy!!"
 beckybecky: Just another day in forest city.
Image 238520   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
556
 
 tib gubb: let us never go back
 Christina: You need magic to install anything in this shit OS.
 9inchfails: that screen is so low...
 Ulillillia: Get it
Image 238519   03-21-18   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
602
 
 Pingu IRL: Lady Au Pair and the Murderous Moppets
 Wolfy21: They prefer to be called 'glowing-eyed toothy monstrosities'
 wolfpk: It should have been called "Snow White and the Seven Critters."
 mexican: I'd watch the hell out of this.
Image 238518   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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