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258422  San DoDo: Knice

258405  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258406  VeeKay: Obviously has toxoplasmosis.

258407  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258409  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258421  VeeKay: toxoplasmosis vector

258395  VeeKay: Sometimes I think that 70% of youse mother fuckers have toxoplasmosis.

258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here



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 Captain Marsupial: That is one erred up merry go round
 Mr Bleak: This ... should end well ... for somebody.
 Captain Marsupial: That is one erred up merry go round
 addend: Oh, my!
Image 238498   03-21-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
423
 
 Mad Collager: Hitler's signature moustache actually was shortened to allow a good seal on his gas mask in WWI worldwarwings.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/…
 Not A Bot: not this time, now where did I put those seashells...
 duckybox: Achtung!
 Captain Marsupial: You know he wishes he were holding a little toothbrush.
Image 238497   03-21-18   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
473
 
 a robot: You know that's just going to go right through you!
 Mr. Shine: I think it's a little too late for Ovaltine, Jerry.
 InfiniteZero: *hums*
 jazzjunkie: The hair regrowth formula proved to be effective, but came with a few side effects.
Image 238496   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
357
 
 kate2point0: Can confirm, I've also seen this van in Chicago
Image 238495   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
714
 
 grizzly: @grizzly or early, I guess.
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine late bloomer.
 Mr. Shine: My son was born two months premature with as birth weight just over two pounds. He lived in an incubator for a month. He was so small that to bring him home, we had to go to a craft store and buy the clothes they make for dolls and Teddy bears to dress him in. Today, he's 12 and stands six feet tall.
 Mr Bleak: Couldn't leave little dude hangin'.
Image 238494   03-21-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
765
 
 Back Door Dan: *SNIIIFFFFFFF*
 SCheeseman: Smowl
Image 238493   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
564
 
 Christina: "Borkf, borkf, borkf!"
 jayjay: ...and so it turned out he hadnt thrown the ball! Ha! Hilarious!
 Not A Bot: This religion is weird.
 karmakat: GET A ROOM!
Image 238492   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
324
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Zukero: I've seen this in the walking dead already. It doesn't end well.
 Side Boob: Wonder what they wished for.
 addend: "FREEEEDOM!"
 Teechur: That's not how you do chiropractic.
 wolfpk: Guys, I am not Stretch Armstrong!!!!
Image 238491   03-21-18   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
684
 
 nathan: Threeeeeeeeeeee... little maids from school are we...
 petepuma: Gruffindor
 tib gubb: the only college fraternity i want to be a part of
Image 238490   03-21-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
320
 
 Bacon Train: and feelin strong!
 sparename: Smashed window with note "Just Checking"...
 Teechur: I would smash the window just to install a radio for this poor sap. AM, with an 8-track.
 TaintJuice: I had a radio just like that in my first car.
Image 238489   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
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