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267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

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267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)
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 9. Mustyrats: 1536 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1436 points
13. Mexico: 1436 points
14. time is wastin: 1418 points
15. teletub: 1408 points
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Score:
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 XLY: That narnia is shite
 Robespierre: Eternal question answered
 Prostata: I KNEW IT!
 sparename: Centrifugal Sock Sorter
 Mr Bleak: The Eater of Socks has been defeated! Now, if you could find my Mr Men sock, and the Uhura one, and the ....
 wolfpk: You really should clean your lint trap more often.
 flushpuppy: You've discovered a portal to an alternative dimension!
Image 238488   03-21-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
430
 
 Peter Pantsless: "It was the craziest thing! We were all having a good time drawing, minding our own business, and then a bunch of bulls smashed through the wall and we all had to run for our lives!"
 Mr. Shine: *RIP kid who drew Kimmy in a leotard using a ThighMaster*
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 238487   03-21-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
423
 
 XLY: ahahha... google!! Best guess for this image: loneliest man in the world
 jazzjunkie: And while I am growing older, you are busy growing older too...
 Kaviri: Falling Down
Image 238486   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
485
 
 Robespierre: Just break 'em off instead
 Mr Bleak: Does a Stadium (the technical name for a "rounded rectangle") have corners to cut? And if it does, would Apple sue?
Image 238485   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
478
 
 Fiveninety: useful information for when i know someone i don't like is in the elevator..
 Jabberwikket: I can only guess that somebody wanted a strobe light
Image 238484   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Image 238483 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waynelord. We'll pray for you, waynelord.
Score:
475
 
 Mr. Shine: This burrito is illegal in California.
 tib gubb: *sadly waves a small flag* yay, capitalism.
 Peter Pantsless: So I can't buy it? Dang!
 addend: Aim, eat, wait..., run, fire.
Image 238482   03-21-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
495
 
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine I'll bet they are all 100% correct too.
 Mr. Shine: This woman looks like she has a lot of opinions. Like, a LOT.
 tib gubb: wow, never would have caught that without the caption
 Kaviri: 8008135
 BavidDowie: Quash the rebellion
 mrwiffler: The caption is for people who cant read....hang on.
 Ulillillia: I don't like this new Explainer.
 carlin: I love the shirt. Wonder about the need for the caption.
Image 238481   03-21-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
570
 
 Alpha Trion: It flew in a straight line, but there was gravitational lensing
 addend: Stop worrying, go outside, and fill your lungs with that fresh air.
 Astanapan: It also had to fly around the building. Chemtrail jets and the moon are really small.
 Fiveninety: omg you've proved it.. i don't know what it is you've proved, but you've proved it.. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!
 tib gubb: because it's flying at a relativistic velocity. duh.
 sodamachine: Ilunanati confirmed!
Image 238480   03-21-18   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
376
 
 alborland: [eats pizza while crying]"I hate her when she straps on and hits my head."
 funny in the wall: so instead, i threw up od a burnt bread circle
 Demon Universe: The pizza is either cold (because she left it for him) or shes a liar (because if its still warm, she could have stayed just a few more minutes to celebrate).
 lecj07: Did she write that? Or did some poor pizzeria worker have to write that out?
 Ulillillia: I'm fine with just the pizza.
 BavidDowie: @glenalec jajaja
 nerdhulk: Where is her gift? Oops! #238477
 BavidDowie: Better hope his regular wife doesn't see this
Image 238479   03-21-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
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