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257851  dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday benjamin button

257851  Mr. Butt: 1.00

257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

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2. Robespierre
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4. VeeKay
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10. Amy Housewine

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2843 points
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 9. Mr. Shine: 1971 points
10. NotHuman: 1898 points
11. Side Boob: 1888 points
12. WannaBee: 1830 points
13. watwatwat: 1773 points
14. rip odb: 1691 points
15. elahabdh: 1613 points
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 XLY: That narnia is shite
 Robespierre: Eternal question answered
 Prostata: I KNEW IT!
 sparename: Centrifugal Sock Sorter
 Mr Bleak: The Eater of Socks has been defeated! Now, if you could find my Mr Men sock, and the Uhura one, and the ....
 wolfpk: You really should clean your lint trap more often.
 flushpuppy: You've discovered a portal to an alternative dimension!
Image 238488   03-21-18   Uploaded by    eevee
 Peter Pantsless: "It was the craziest thing! We were all having a good time drawing, minding our own business, and then a bunch of bulls smashed through the wall and we all had to run for our lives!"
 Mr. Shine: *RIP kid who drew Kimmy in a leotard using a ThighMaster*
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 238487   03-21-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 XLY: ahahha... google!! Best guess for this image: loneliest man in the world
 jazzjunkie: And while I am growing older, you are busy growing older too...
 Kaviri: Falling Down
Image 238486   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Robespierre: Just break 'em off instead
 Mr Bleak: Does a Stadium (the technical name for a "rounded rectangle") have corners to cut? And if it does, would Apple sue?
Image 238485   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
 Fiveninety: useful information for when i know someone i don't like is in the elevator..
 Jabberwikket: I can only guess that somebody wanted a strobe light
Image 238484   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Image 238483 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waynelord. You have brought shame on us, waynelord.
 Mr. Shine: This burrito is illegal in California.
 tib gubb: *sadly waves a small flag* yay, capitalism.
 Peter Pantsless: So I can't buy it? Dang!
 addend: Aim, eat, wait..., run, fire.
Image 238482   03-21-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine I'll bet they are all 100% correct too.
 Mr. Shine: This woman looks like she has a lot of opinions. Like, a LOT.
 tib gubb: wow, never would have caught that without the caption
 Kaviri: 8008135
 BavidDowie: Quash the rebellion
 mrwiffler: The caption is for people who cant read....hang on.
 Ulillillia: I don't like this new Explainer.
 carlin: I love the shirt. Wonder about the need for the caption.
Image 238481   03-21-18   Uploaded by    professional
 Alpha Trion: It flew in a straight line, but there was gravitational lensing
 addend: Stop worrying, go outside, and fill your lungs with that fresh air.
 Astanapan: It also had to fly around the building. Chemtrail jets and the moon are really small.
 Fiveninety: omg you've proved it.. i don't know what it is you've proved, but you've proved it.. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!
 tib gubb: because it's flying at a relativistic velocity. duh.
 sodamachine: Ilunanati confirmed!
Image 238480   03-21-18   Uploaded by    maura
 alborland: [eats pizza while crying]"I hate her when she straps on and hits my head."
 funny in the wall: so instead, i threw up od a burnt bread circle
 Demon Universe: The pizza is either cold (because she left it for him) or shes a liar (because if its still warm, she could have stayed just a few more minutes to celebrate).
 lecj07: Did she write that? Or did some poor pizzeria worker have to write that out?
 Ulillillia: I'm fine with just the pizza.
 BavidDowie: @glenalec jajaja
 nerdhulk: Where is her gift? Oops! #238477
 BavidDowie: Better hope his regular wife doesn't see this
Image 238479   03-21-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
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