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258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here



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Score:
548
 
 Ulillillia: Hey they updated that old guy meme
Image 238460   03-20-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
659
 
 Shorts Leng: @Ulillillia Ha! You called it! :-)
 queezy farm: Don't worry. Guys don't think about other girls - they are too busy trying to forget the one they are with now! :-P
 BavidDowie: See, monogamy isn't that bad!
 White Rice: It was meh at first, but I wasnt ready for that closer. Solid surprise, no longer the same man I was before reading it.
 Ulillillia: @Felicity will not be pleased about that hyphen as em-dash.
 Urn BooUrn: This is dumb, but I appreciate the citation of Heraclitus rather than a better recognized name like Plato or Confucius.
Image 238459   03-20-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
552
 
 a sedated moose: @Yam that's not becoming a thing.
 weed poop: I like graphed-butts and I cannot mis-measure.
 Yam: A soft ripe cheese
 Mr. Whiskers: But wheres he ingrown hair?
 ignatz: Unless it's goatse
 Nope: Pfft maybe yours.
Image 238458   03-20-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
179
 
 jochenau: ...is this from adult kindergarten or something?
 Hyphae: ...um, or you also like... U-user name/upload combos?
 Hyphae: ..also you both like model rockets?
Image 238457   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
845
 
 Urn BooUrn: Good boy!
Image 238456   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
300
 
 Mr. Shine: @Nothing I'd watch that.
 Urn BooUrn: I am Sam Fisher. I am the splinter cell.
 Nothing: American Ninja Warrior, Kids Edition
 nathan: Spider kid, spider kid. Did whatever a spider did!
Image 238455   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
803
 
 Unicorn: Now do Hot House!
 Mr Bleak: And that's not even his final form.
 hajjpodge: I'd like a slice of them.
 Kaviri: I mean, you didn't have to give the tomato men penises. I would still get the joke.
 BavidDowie: Big Boy are pretty good. We used to grow JetStar, don't know if those are still around.
 XLY: Me me big boy
 tib gubb: stupid sexy tomatoes
 sparename: Hip, Hip, PUREE!
 Butcherboy: Try and ketchup @fanny
 fanny: this upload is too saucy for me!
 Mr. Shine: Bush Goliath all the way. That used to be my dancin' name.
Image 238454   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
410
 
 Kaviri: I only drink out of mason jars, but I'm practical about it.
 tib gubb: @a robot don't you judge me!
 a robot: You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do!
 tib gubb: bro, do you even irresponsible?
 Urn BooUrn: poor sicky.
Image 238453   03-20-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
454
 
 Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear: dick stuck in brass knuckles.
 McMuff: So what do girls do here?
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 Mr. Whiskers: Something something if youre brave enough
 sparename: This spurs me on
 grizzly: Instructions unclear. I lost all fingers and a penis.
 AstoriaBum: @Nope Or wipe?
 Mr. Shine: "Challenge accepted, etc, etc."
 petepuma: But I have 10 fingers
 Nope: But then how do I eat with my hands?
 arctic fox: You don't know what I'm into!
Image 238452   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: I figured at that age your friends would be too mature to draw on you when you fall asleep... guess not.
 Kaviri: Yeah, he's probably using that pocket to secretly record video on the street.
 Ulillillia: He got his
Image 238451   03-20-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
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