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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives



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Score:
548
 
 Ulillillia: Hey they updated that old guy meme
Image 238460   03-20-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
659
 
 Shorts Leng: @Ulillillia Ha! You called it! :-)
 queezy farm: Don't worry. Guys don't think about other girls - they are too busy trying to forget the one they are with now! :-P
 BavidDowie: See, monogamy isn't that bad!
 White Rice: It was meh at first, but I wasnt ready for that closer. Solid surprise, no longer the same man I was before reading it.
 Ulillillia: @Felicity will not be pleased about that hyphen as em-dash.
 Urn BooUrn: This is dumb, but I appreciate the citation of Heraclitus rather than a better recognized name like Plato or Confucius.
Image 238459   03-20-18   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
552
 
 a sedated moose: @Yam that's not becoming a thing.
 weed poop: I like graphed-butts and I cannot mis-measure.
 Yam: A soft ripe cheese
 Mr. Whiskers: But wheres he ingrown hair?
 jeffrey: Unless it's goatse
 Nope: Pfft maybe yours.
Image 238458   03-20-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
179
 
 jochenau: ...is this from adult kindergarten or something?
 Hyphae: ...um, or you also like... U-user name/upload combos?
 Hyphae: ..also you both like model rockets?
Image 238457   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
845
 
 Urn BooUrn: Good boy!
Image 238456   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
300
 
 Mr. Shine: @Nothing I'd watch that.
 Urn BooUrn: I am Sam Fisher. I am the splinter cell.
 Nothing: American Ninja Warrior, Kids Edition
 nathan: Spider kid, spider kid. Did whatever a spider did!
Image 238455   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
803
 
 Unicorn: Now do Hot House!
 Mr Bleak: And that's not even his final form.
 hajjpodge: I'd like a slice of them.
 Kaviri: I mean, you didn't have to give the tomato men penises. I would still get the joke.
 BavidDowie: Big Boy are pretty good. We used to grow JetStar, don't know if those are still around.
 XLY: Me me big boy
 tib gubb: stupid sexy tomatoes
 sparename: Hip, Hip, PUREE!
 Butcherboy: Try and ketchup @fanny
 fanny: this upload is too saucy for me!
 Mr. Shine: Bush Goliath all the way. That used to be my dancin' name.
Image 238454   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
410
 
 Kaviri: I only drink out of mason jars, but I'm practical about it.
 tib gubb: @a robot don't you judge me!
 a robot: You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do!
 tib gubb: bro, do you even irresponsible?
 Urn BooUrn: poor sicky.
Image 238453   03-20-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
454
 
 Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear: dick stuck in brass knuckles.
 McMuff: So what do girls do here?
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 Mr. Whiskers: Something something if youre brave enough
 sparename: This spurs me on
 grizzly: Instructions unclear. I lost all fingers and a penis.
 AstoriaBum: @Nope Or wipe?
 Mr. Shine: "Challenge accepted, etc, etc."
 petepuma: But I have 10 fingers
 Nope: But then how do I eat with my hands?
 arctic fox: You don't know what I'm into!
Image 238452   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: I figured at that age your friends would be too mature to draw on you when you fall asleep... guess not.
 Kaviri: Yeah, he's probably using that pocket to secretly record video on the street.
 Ulillillia: He got his
Image 238451   03-20-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
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