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273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
452
 
 UnknownSample: Damn.. if we only knew who this was.
 Dick Inspector: Health insurance?
 Ulillillia: @Greifer But he can't raise them very high
 WTF: I watched him saying "No." for the ACA repeal vote on continuous loop for about a day just to see the look on all the other senator's faces.
 Greifer: two hands ?!
 Nope: Cancer?
Image 238438   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
351
 
 Not A Bot: Why are you crying? Is it because your grandfather wants to eat the table?
 Teechur: @Teechur vvv Or perhaps this is how much he "stole" (nerdly snort-laughing)
 Teechur: The yoke of tuition debt.....
 FabricMan: @Nope When you include interest, that's midrange at best
 Nope: Thats an expensive neck thingy
Image 238437   03-20-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
328
 
 Emoji: The left bae is topless.
 Zukero: Why the hover hand?
 Shay: You're a hairy mess, Harry.
 sparename: Over The Shoulder Dandruff-Holder
 charlemagne: we're so glad we found each other
Image 238436   03-20-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
900
 
 SpaceCow: "Y iff Difff iff emm-ty"
 Not A Bot: Candy is built from half-candy reactions
 Christina: "Where's my food?"
Image 238435   03-20-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
401
 
 Mustyrats: He reminds me of Truthhorses Brad Cowan
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec Snap! I also made my wife keep one present in the fridge - fully wrapped - for two weeks before Christmas so "it didn't go off". Contents? The lobster equivalent of "Billy the Wide Mouth Bass"
 Troll: @Side Boob - I used to wrap gifts to look like something entirely different. Then one year without warning I wrapped them to look obviously like what they actually were.
 Side Boob: They'll never guess!
 Shay: SHITTER'S FULL!
 Christina: It's a surprise gift.
 WTF: Randy Quaid's still got it!
Image 238434   03-20-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
541
 
 Side Boob: Hiphopapotamus takes a break
 wolfpk: Hay buddy, got a light!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sleepalotamus
 midgetcastle: Hoppoplopamus
Image 238433   03-20-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
Score:
1169
 
 Side Boob: Before and after telling him "you are beautiful"
 Not A Bot: Where's your God now "athiest"?
 Mr Mumble: I am Boop
Image 238432   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
293
 
 BavidDowie: OW!!!
 Slerzy: No lungs or heart...yet there is a conch shell. Is that how mermaids breathe?
 sparename: Eviscerating By Numbers
 charlemagne: where's the funny bone? the wrenched ankle? the charley horse?
 eurotrash: Remind me not to invite Richard Rogers to dinner again..
 Warrax: Damn dude that conch fucked you up.
 Nope: hehe shaft
 tehghost: That's gotta hurt!
 Peter Pantsless: Well there's your problem
Image 238431   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
574
 
 sparename: Hey, it's just like a Growbag but called Something Else
 bug: That's... actually pretty efficient.
Image 238430   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
771
 
 Mr Bleak: Alright! Who farted?
 Beef Supreme: Divine
 wolfpk: Panda dog!
 edvard: Dogo says: Do your laundry!
Image 238429   03-20-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
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