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258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

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258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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Score:
452
 
 UnknownSample: Damn.. if we only knew who this was.
 Dick Inspector: Health insurance?
 Ulillillia: @Greifer But he can't raise them very high
 WTF: I watched him saying "No." for the ACA repeal vote on continuous loop for about a day just to see the look on all the other senator's faces.
 Greifer: two hands ?!
 Nope: Cancer?
Image 238438   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
351
 
 Not A Bot: Why are you crying? Is it because your grandfather wants to eat the table?
 Teechur: @Teechur vvv Or perhaps this is how much he "stole" (nerdly snort-laughing)
 Teechur: The yoke of tuition debt.....
 FabricMan: @Nope When you include interest, that's midrange at best
 Nope: Thats an expensive neck thingy
Image 238437   03-20-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
328
 
 Emoji: The left bae is topless.
 Zukero: Why the hover hand?
 Shay: You're a hairy mess, Harry.
 sparename: Over The Shoulder Dandruff-Holder
 charlemagne: we're so glad we found each other
Image 238436   03-20-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
900
 
 SpaceCow: "Y iff Difff iff emm-ty"
 Not A Bot: Candy is built from half-candy reactions
 Christina: "Where's my food?"
Image 238435   03-20-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
401
 
 Mustyrats: He reminds me of Truthhorses Brad Cowan
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec Snap! I also made my wife keep one present in the fridge - fully wrapped - for two weeks before Christmas so "it didn't go off". Contents? The lobster equivalent of "Billy the Wide Mouth Bass"
 Troll: @Side Boob - I used to wrap gifts to look like something entirely different. Then one year without warning I wrapped them to look obviously like what they actually were.
 Side Boob: They'll never guess!
 Shay: SHITTER'S FULL!
 Christina: It's a surprise gift.
 WTF: Randy Quaid's still got it!
Image 238434   03-20-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
541
 
 Side Boob: Hiphopapotamus takes a break
 wolfpk: Hay buddy, got a light!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sleepalotamus
 ignatz: Hoppoplopamus
Image 238433   03-20-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
Score:
1169
 
 Side Boob: Before and after telling him "you are beautiful"
 Not A Bot: Where's your God now "athiest"?
 ignatz: I am Boop
Image 238432   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
293
 
 BavidDowie: OW!!!
 Slerzy: No lungs or heart...yet there is a conch shell. Is that how mermaids breathe?
 sparename: Eviscerating By Numbers
 charlemagne: where's the funny bone? the wrenched ankle? the charley horse?
 ignatz: Remind me not to invite Richard Rogers to dinner again..
 Warrax: Damn dude that conch fucked you up.
 Nope: hehe shaft
 tehghost: That's gotta hurt!
 Peter Pantsless: Well there's your problem
Image 238431   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
574
 
 sparename: Hey, it's just like a Growbag but called Something Else
 bug: That's... actually pretty efficient.
Image 238430   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
771
 
 Mr Bleak: Alright! Who farted?
 Beef Supreme: Divine
 wolfpk: Panda dog!
 edvard: Dogo says: Do your laundry!
Image 238429   03-20-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
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