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244485  OldKentuckyShark: Sesame Street: Life in the Hood. Today's episode brought to you by the number 40 and the letter G.

244475  Christina: Some wear them better.

244476  Christina: Catdrone.

244472  OldKentuckyShark: Go home, Doug

244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

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4. Felicity
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9. VoR
10. Scoo



The top ten most commented-on images today:

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244227 bug: I guess shooting them in the barrel was still a little too difficult.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 244135 (1254 points)
Side Boob uploaded 244300 (1158 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1153 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1132 points)
hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (1045 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)


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 6. Scoo: 4905 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3810 points
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 9. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
10. foreversmug: 2932 points
11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
12. dingding: 2784 points
13. Warrax: 2750 points
14. E. HONDA: 2626 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 2368 points
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Score:
452
 
 UnknownSample: Damn.. if we only knew who this was.
 Dick Inspector: Health insurance?
 Ulillillia: @Greifer But he can't raise them very high
 WTF: I watched him saying "No." for the ACA repeal vote on continuous loop for about a day just to see the look on all the other senator's faces.
 Greifer: two hands ?!
 Nope: Cancer?
Image 238438   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
351
 
 Not A Bot: Why are you crying? Is it because your grandfather wants to eat the table?
 Teechur: @Teechur vvv Or perhaps this is how much he "stole" (nerdly snort-laughing)
 Teechur: The yoke of tuition debt.....
 FabricMan: @Nope When you include interest, that's midrange at best
 Nope: Thats an expensive neck thingy
Image 238437   03-20-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
328
 
 Yurishiro: The left bae is topless.
 Zukero: Why the hover hand?
 Shay: You're a hairy mess, Harry.
 sparename: Over The Shoulder Dandruff-Holder
 charlemagne: we're so glad we found each other
Image 238436   03-20-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
900
 
 SpaceCow: "Y iff Difff iff emm-ty"
 Not A Bot: Candy is built from half-candy reactions
 Christina: "Where's my food?"
Image 238435   03-20-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
401
 
 Felicity: He reminds me of Truthhorses Brad Cowan
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec Snap! I also made my wife keep one present in the fridge - fully wrapped - for two weeks before Christmas so "it didn't go off". Contents? The lobster equivalent of "Billy the Wide Mouth Bass"
 glenalec: @Side Boob - I used to wrap gifts to look like something entirely different. Then one year without warning I wrapped them to look obviously like what they actually were.
 Side Boob: They'll never guess!
 Shay: SHITTER'S FULL!
 Christina: It's a surprise gift.
 WTF: Randy Quaid's still got it!
Image 238434   03-20-18   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
541
 
 Side Boob: Hiphopapotamus takes a break
 wolfpk: Hay buddy, got a light!
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sleepalotamus
 ignatz: Hoppoplopamus
Image 238433   03-20-18   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
Score:
1169
 
 Side Boob: Before and after telling him "you are beautiful"
 Not A Bot: Where's your God now "athiest"?
 ignatz: I am Boop
Image 238432   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
293
 
 BavidDowie: OW!!!
 Slerzy: No lungs or heart...yet there is a conch shell. Is that how mermaids breathe?
 sparename: Eviscerating By Numbers
 charlemagne: where's the funny bone? the wrenched ankle? the charley horse?
 ignatz: Remind me not to invite Richard Rogers to dinner again..
 Warrax: Damn dude that conch fucked you up.
 Nope: hehe shaft
 glenalec: That's gotta hurt!
 Peter Pantsless: Well there's your problem
Image 238431   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
550
 
 sparename: Hey, it's just like a Growbag but called Something Else
 bug: That's... actually pretty efficient.
Image 238430   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
771
 
 Mr Bleak: Alright! Who farted?
 Beef Supreme: Divine
 wolfpk: Panda dog!
 glenalec: Dogo says: Do your laundry!
Image 238429   03-20-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
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