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268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

268110  FormerLurker: Thismakesmefeelfunny

267928  Theimposter: Potato Bone is my dancing name.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
6. Shay
7. Dr Awkward
8. wolfpk
9. WTF
10. Felicity



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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Nope uploaded 267631 (1014 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (912 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (902 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (830 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (806 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (777 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Side Boob: 4802 points
 2. MrBoffo: 4357 points
 3. fanny: 4232 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3513 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
389
 
 Mr Bleak: Anything is a light saber if ...
 dingding: @Dick Inspector COMBO
 Dick Inspector: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...
 Prostata: lol dongs
 drtofu: Fleshlightsaber
 bug: I hope it still makes the fvooom noise when you activate it.
 metallica: R2V2
 Prumbo: Dildoda
 Jennysaurus: Darth Vibrator
 dad: Hand Solo
 VoR: May the force be in you
 WTF: Reusable fuck given.
 Warrax: "Here, go fuck yourself."
 Christina: NSFW.
Image 238410   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
818
 
 Shay: Not only that, but he ate all the toilet paper!!!!
 Christina: OMFG! A shark!
Image 238409   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
326
 
 Wooden Spoon: @funny in the wall: more organs means more human!
 funny in the wall: such plentiful organs
 VoR: That stuff is wrong! Get out of you!
 Scoo: You have a beautiful duodenum
Image 238408   03-20-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
604
 
 bug: Trash panda.
 FabricMan: This is the panda version of those photos with guys posing gangsta with a bunch of cash
 Himesama: Me on my cheat day
 karmakat: is that a party?
 Christina: "Yay! I'm endangered!"
 TurkeyVulture: Somebody's had too much panda beer.
Image 238407   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
684
 
 Mr Bleak: Oi, Shrek! Donkey's pissed again!
 lecj07: "Dammit Frank, quit making an ass of yourself."
 BavidDowie: Hit the road, Jack
 Minnesotan: come to donkeytown in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking
 Not A Bot: It"s 35314 all over again
 TurkeyVulture: Get your ass out of my lane!
Image 238406   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
672
 
 Largehand: GUUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 sparename: This ocean is full of plastic
 karmakat: talk about a swarm.
 Christina: OMFG! Sharks!
Image 238405   03-20-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
1092
 
 bug: Can I get this in a bumper sticker pls?
 kazzy94: I told you, we're an anarcho syndicalist commune!
 ping: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of govern... wait a minute... might be better than what we have now.
 jazzjunkie: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! If I went 'round saying I was emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Image 238404   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
277
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 TBH, it's the "Mr Spock eyebrows" that make it for me.
 dangerkeith3000: @Slerzy She kind of did it to herself. It was her choice to do her hair god awful like that, otherwise there'd be nothing to make fun of.
 Slerzy: Oh yay, let's make fun of her looks. BAD.
 Shay: Divine's daughter/son?
 sparename: A growed-up Rugrat?
 VoR: Borg queen.
 Robespierre: It's weird what some women believe men find attractive. It's even weirder what some men find attractive in women (example: the "Gent - Home Of the D-Cup" pulper).
 Ulillillia: We come from France
 Sadbot: Macklemore in the front, 80s workout video in the back
 dangerkeith3000: Kinda looks like John Travolta from Battlefield Earth.
Image 238403   03-20-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
362
 
 VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.
 Warrax: Good advice from someone without hands.
 funny in the wall: don't eat bird-touched food
 dangerkeith3000: Always a good decision.
Image 238402   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
995
 
 BavidDowie: Little Boy Blue
 Cheesecake: I'm in the mooooood for snuggling with you.
Image 238401   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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