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258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

257365  Mr Bleak: @Whatever Please let me know which airline you use ... I wish to avoid it.

258426  grizzly: @jochenau it was DIC (deek)

258412  Yam: You know, I enjoy oral sex as much as the next guy

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258179 Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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Score:
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 bug: Trash panda.
 FabricMan: This is the panda version of those photos with guys posing gangsta with a bunch of cash
 Himesama: Me on my cheat day
 karmakat: is that a party?
 Christina: "Yay! I'm endangered!"
 TurkeyVulture: Somebody's had too much panda beer.
Image 238407   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
684
 
 Mr Bleak: Oi, Shrek! Donkey's pissed again!
 lecj07: "Dammit Frank, quit making an ass of yourself."
 BavidDowie: Hit the road, Jack
 Minnesotan: come to donkeytown in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking
 Not A Bot: It"s 35314 all over again
 TurkeyVulture: Get your ass out of my lane!
Image 238406   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
672
 
 Largehand: GUUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 sparename: This ocean is full of plastic
 karmakat: talk about a swarm.
 Christina: OMFG! Sharks!
Image 238405   03-20-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
1092
 
 bug: Can I get this in a bumper sticker pls?
 kazzy94: I told you, we're an anarcho syndicalist commune!
 ping: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of govern... wait a minute... might be better than what we have now.
 jazzjunkie: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! If I went 'round saying I was emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Image 238404   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
277
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 TBH, it's the "Mr Spock eyebrows" that make it for me.
 dangerkeith3000: @Slerzy She kind of did it to herself. It was her choice to do her hair god awful like that, otherwise there'd be nothing to make fun of.
 Slerzy: Oh yay, let's make fun of her looks. BAD.
 Shay: Divine's daughter/son?
 sparename: A growed-up Rugrat?
 VoR: Borg queen.
 Robespierre: It's weird what some women believe men find attractive. It's even weirder what some men find attractive in women (example: the "Gent - Home Of the D-Cup" pulper).
 Ulillillia: We come from France
 Sadbot: Macklemore in the front, 80s workout video in the back
 dangerkeith3000: Kinda looks like John Travolta from Battlefield Earth.
Image 238403   03-20-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
362
 
 VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.
 Warrax: Good advice from someone without hands.
 funny in the wall: don't eat bird-touched food
 dangerkeith3000: Always a good decision.
Image 238402   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
995
 
 BavidDowie: Little Boy Blue
 Cheesecake: I'm in the mooooood for snuggling with you.
Image 238401   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
1386
 
 tib gubb: one really ironic thing is that eugenics was embraced by the democrats, and the 'classic evil' nazi party. it's something worth discussing, i think /seriousSpaceship
 cenecia: Give toddlers guns.
 kazzy94: Republican Jesus looks like my Oklahoman cousin...
 Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.
 Side Boob: Raptor Jesus is fine too
 Side Boob: Rasta Jesus or GTFO
 Crim Tender: World War Jesus Dentist is better
 VeeKay: Sell the temple to the merchants/
Image 238400   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
452
 
 BavidDowie: Heh heh. Plow.
 mexican: Lot of overlap here.
 Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.
 discodisco: Plants have needs too.
 Warrax: Fine crop of cucumbers you have coming in there.
 ping: Flower beds.
 sparename: " # I drove my tractor through your haystack last night, (Ooh ar ooh ar), I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet, (Ooh ar ooh ar) # "
 FabricMan: Grab your hoe!
 skillet: Gotta sew those seeds.
 kazzy94: Could be a therapeutic combo, I guess
Image 238399   03-20-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
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 Wolfy21: At first I thought they were stormtroopers
 Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.
 Robespierre: Mudmen!
 tears as lube: Gardening & sex
 VeeKay: Steady now, you'll have someone's eye out with them.
Image 238398   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
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