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258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

258435  AlexDeLarge: Cook pizza before putting in box

258408  Mad Collager: A Modest License Plate

258417  Mad Collager: @AlexDeLarge Very nice!

258422  Mad Collager: This woman has @Knice cornrows.

257365  Mr Bleak: @Whatever Please let me know which airline you use ... I wish to avoid it.

258426  grizzly: @jochenau it was DIC (deek)

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258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.



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 VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.
 Warrax: Good advice from someone without hands.
 funny in the wall: don't eat bird-touched food
 dangerkeith3000: Always a good decision.
Image 238402   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Score:
995
 
 BavidDowie: Little Boy Blue
 Cheesecake: I'm in the mooooood for snuggling with you.
Image 238401   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
1386
 
 tib gubb: one really ironic thing is that eugenics was embraced by the democrats, and the 'classic evil' nazi party. it's something worth discussing, i think /seriousSpaceship
 cenecia: Give toddlers guns.
 kazzy94: Republican Jesus looks like my Oklahoman cousin...
 Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.
 Side Boob: Raptor Jesus is fine too
 Side Boob: Rasta Jesus or GTFO
 Crim Tender: World War Jesus Dentist is better
 VeeKay: Sell the temple to the merchants/
Image 238400   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
452
 
 BavidDowie: Heh heh. Plow.
 mexican: Lot of overlap here.
 Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.
 discodisco: Plants have needs too.
 Warrax: Fine crop of cucumbers you have coming in there.
 ping: Flower beds.
 sparename: " # I drove my tractor through your haystack last night, (Ooh ar ooh ar), I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet, (Ooh ar ooh ar) # "
 FabricMan: Grab your hoe!
 skillet: Gotta sew those seeds.
 kazzy94: Could be a therapeutic combo, I guess
Image 238399   03-20-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
395
 
 Wolfy21: At first I thought they were stormtroopers
 Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.
 Robespierre: Mudmen!
 tears as lube: Gardening & sex
 VeeKay: Steady now, you'll have someone's eye out with them.
Image 238398   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
653
 
 Captain Marsupial: I bet she's barefoot. Toph rules!
 Captain Marsupial: @VeeKay Toph is always bored. Or pissed off.
 Not A Bot: I only want to fit one earth inside the sun...this one
 VeeKay: World's most bored cosplayer
Image 238397   03-20-18   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
430
 
 shadebane: Rad for tiki
 karmakat: DON'T jump.
 Micro Jackson: Tikipedia entry
 Side Boob: Dr. Bombay's waiting room.
Image 238396   03-20-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
434
 
 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!
 wolfpk: This is taking "short cut" to literally!
 Not A Bot: Be carefuly pulling those pants back up, boyo.
 wwwdotcom: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(
 Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.
 dangerkeith3000: Wang Computer
 BavidDowie: A high-tension cable snapped
 stunt nuts: Ethernyet
 Micro Jackson: Fuck yo ethernet
 ping: Finally gone wireless, I see.
 mexican: This means the sysadmin was fired today.
 ignatz: Is that why the internet was so slow today?
 sparename: Ethernot
Image 238395   03-20-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
849
 
 karmakat: it's tempting but...it's warmer inside.
 Micro Jackson: Resting up for the postal worker visit
Image 238394   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
451
 
 UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.
 a robot: I have a thrift store coffee mug with the Wang logo on it. It's my favorite
 Shay: Wu + Tang = Wang
 Stom Premben: Double comment, double wang
 rachel: Big Wang Bai's corporation
 Hyphae: @sparename I did a report on Dr Wang when I was in middle school! I felt so special when I saw this episode and got the reference!
 sparename: I seem to remember the support team being called "Wang Cares"
Image 238393   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
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