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244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

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9. VoR
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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.



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Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (1045 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)


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 5. Side Boob: 4921 points
 6. Scoo: 4905 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3779 points
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11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
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14. E. HONDA: 2626 points
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Score:
452
 
 BavidDowie: Heh heh. Plow.
 mexican: Lot of overlap here.
 Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.
 glenalec: Plants have needs too.
 Warrax: Fine crop of cucumbers you have coming in there.
 ping: Flower beds.
 sparename: " # I drove my tractor through your haystack last night, (Ooh ar ooh ar), I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet, (Ooh ar ooh ar) # "
 FabricMan: Grab your hoe!
 skillet: Gotta sew those seeds.
 kazzy94: Could be a therapeutic combo, I guess
Image 238399   03-20-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
395
 
 Felicity: At first I thought they were stormtroopers
 Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.
 Robespierre: Mudmen!
 Yurishiro: Gardening & sex
 VeeKay: Steady now, you'll have someone's eye out with them.
Image 238398   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
653
 
 Captain Marsupial: I bet she's barefoot. Toph rules!
 Captain Marsupial: @VeeKay Toph is always bored. Or pissed off.
 Not A Bot: I only want to fit one earth inside the sun...this one
 VeeKay: World's most bored cosplayer
Image 238397   03-20-18   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
430
 
 Felicity: Rad for tiki
 karmakat: DON'T jump.
 Micro Jackson: Tikipedia entry
 Side Boob: Dr. Bombay's waiting room.
Image 238396   03-20-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
434
 
 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!
 wolfpk: This is taking "short cut" to literally!
 Not A Bot: Be carefuly pulling those pants back up, boyo.
 glenalec: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(
 Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.
 dangerkeith3000: Wang Computer
 BavidDowie: A high-tension cable snapped
 Yurishiro: Ethernyet
 Micro Jackson: Fuck yo ethernet
 ping: Finally gone wireless, I see.
 mexican: This means the sysadmin was fired today.
 ignatz: Is that why the internet was so slow today?
 sparename: Ethernot
Image 238395   03-20-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
826
 
 karmakat: it's tempting but...it's warmer inside.
 Micro Jackson: Resting up for the postal worker visit
Image 238394   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
451
 
 UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.
 a robot: I have a thrift store coffee mug with the Wang logo on it. It's my favorite
 Shay: Wu + Tang = Wang
 Yurishiro: Double comment, double wang
 Yurishiro: Big Wang Bai's corporation
 Hyphae: @sparename I did a report on Dr Wang when I was in middle school! I felt so special when I saw this episode and got the reference!
 sparename: I seem to remember the support team being called "Wang Cares"
Image 238393   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
145
 
 Micro Jackson: That's tite, whitey
 skillet: If you can't be an athlete, at least be an athletic supporter.
 Peter Pantsless: What? It's a strap for a jock. A jockstrap, if you will
Image 238392   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
381
 
 Captain Marsupial: View from Phobos
 Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.
 VoR: The Mars is small. The milky way is far away
 ping: [Space Odyssey intensifies]
 Peter Pantsless: Some serious username/upload synergy here
Image 238391   03-20-18   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
1031
 
 Yurishiro: Where we are going...we won't need doors.
 Mr Bleak: Just how fast we he going when he hit the wall?
 glenalec: So, you thought you could bury your past, did you?
 Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)
 Minnesotan: this... this is a private residence, man
 Felicity: Kowabunga
 kazzy94: Peek a boo!
 Warrax: DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE?!
 jochenau: OH YEAH, Kool-Aid's here!
 Mr. Shine: "Heard you was talkin' sh!t."
 sparename: What an eggshell finish!
 dobbiesdoogs: the invasion was terrifying, but not swift
Image 238390   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
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