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258405  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258406  VeeKay: Obviously has toxoplasmosis.

258407  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258409  VeeKay: Toxoplasmosis vector.

258421  VeeKay: toxoplasmosis vector

258395  VeeKay: Sometimes I think that 70% of youse mother fuckers have toxoplasmosis.

258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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 shadebane: Rad for tiki
 karmakat: DON'T jump.
 Micro Jackson: Tikipedia entry
 Side Boob: Dr. Bombay's waiting room.
Image 238396   03-20-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
434
 
 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!
 wolfpk: This is taking "short cut" to literally!
 Not A Bot: Be carefuly pulling those pants back up, boyo.
 wwwdotcom: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(
 Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.
 dangerkeith3000: Wang Computer
 BavidDowie: A high-tension cable snapped
 stunt nuts: Ethernyet
 Micro Jackson: Fuck yo ethernet
 ping: Finally gone wireless, I see.
 mexican: This means the sysadmin was fired today.
 ignatz: Is that why the internet was so slow today?
 sparename: Ethernot
Image 238395   03-20-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
849
 
 karmakat: it's tempting but...it's warmer inside.
 Micro Jackson: Resting up for the postal worker visit
Image 238394   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
451
 
 UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.
 a robot: I have a thrift store coffee mug with the Wang logo on it. It's my favorite
 Shay: Wu + Tang = Wang
 Stom Premben: Double comment, double wang
 rachel: Big Wang Bai's corporation
 Hyphae: @sparename I did a report on Dr Wang when I was in middle school! I felt so special when I saw this episode and got the reference!
 sparename: I seem to remember the support team being called "Wang Cares"
Image 238393   03-20-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
145
 
 Micro Jackson: That's tite, whitey
 skillet: If you can't be an athlete, at least be an athletic supporter.
 Peter Pantsless: What? It's a strap for a jock. A jockstrap, if you will
Image 238392   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
381
 
 Captain Marsupial: View from Phobos
 Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.
 VoR: The Mars is small. The milky way is far away
 ping: [Space Odyssey intensifies]
 Peter Pantsless: Some serious username/upload synergy here
Image 238391   03-20-18   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
1031
 
 anonimos: Where we are going...we won't need doors.
 Mr Bleak: Just how fast we he going when he hit the wall?
 Oober: So, you thought you could bury your past, did you?
 Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)
 Minnesotan: this... this is a private residence, man
 uncannie: Kowabunga
 kazzy94: Peek a boo!
 Warrax: DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE?!
 jochenau: OH YEAH, Kool-Aid's here!
 Mr. Shine: "Heard you was talkin' sh!t."
 sparename: What an eggshell finish!
 dobbiesdoogs: the invasion was terrifying, but not swift
Image 238390   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Christina
Score:
137
 
 Ulillillia: So I'm guessing the message is that walking is good exercise for your heart, but this looks like the heart is saying it will take forever to walk there so don't do it
Image 238389   03-20-18   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: @a robot That picture is ok. And my work is strict on that kind of stuff. It helps the ones you see aren't human penises and look nothing like one.
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 I would but it seems a bit NSFW (but awesome/hilarious): tinyurl.com/…
 Annoying Vegan : @Christina Oops!
 Micro Jackson: But there are a lot of dicks inside
 dangerkeith3000: How about instead of this note, we have a picture of the actual penis museum?! I'd upload it but this website somehow deletes all my uploads over and over again since around last October so I can't post anything.
 WTF: Instructions unclear, flashed penis to office staff.
 Warrax: @Nope Not Greg's penis, but the whole Greg.
 Nope: @dobbiesdoogs Except Greg
 dobbiesdoogs: i mean, there are a few penises here, but none of them are museum-worthy
 Christina: People are still get confused: #237228.
Image 238388   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
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 ping: Internet memes have taught me that huskies are constantly waiting to see if you will react to a punchline.
Image 238387   03-20-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
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