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273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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 Uncle Phil: At least my job isn't to answer questions like "Can you use this for hair"
 minimum max: All users of Debian (and derivatives) have an apt.
 burritos: @Christina - I have a low-DPI monitor, so can sometimes make them out.
 petepuma: let me get my reading glasses
 bug: @Christina -Question: Has anyone used this downstairs? Asking for a friend. Answer: My wife and I have an apt. So I've never tried it downstairs, but I doubt the room matters as long as you have sufficient lighting.
 Christina: Is this a joke ants? The red rectangle is no help.
 Ulillillia: "Have you used this in the back door?" "No, my building just has a front entrance"
Image 238383   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
421
 
 elronhubard: (sorry, link lost the 'linkiness' again..)
 donhomero: @antipatterns @ping et al If you haven't heard these already check out the Reith Lectures by Vilayanur Ramachandran on the BBC (esp the one about synesthesia) https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00ghvckes
 carlin: @ping Yeah, even if this particular word is an exception because of it's place in the "internet imagination," I'm probably wrong in general. I didn't really consider it from this angle, but I do know of some evolutionary biology research concerning the visual perception of beauty that sounds similar to what you're saying. Also I suspect you've read Chomsky? I would love to this "bouba/kiki" experiment but for "moist"
 ping: @antipatterns I don't see why some words shouldn't be disliked for a sound independent of meaning. After all, many people like the sound of the words 'willow' and 'elbow' and the phrase 'cellar door' without any reference to their meanings. Then there's the 'bouba/kiki' experiment that attempts to see if people consistently assign words to shape depending on the sound of the word. I think there are lots of effects going on here and that the sound of the word is part of that mix.
 Vladimir Puta: @petepuma @ping Yeah I know it happens, but why? Is it social, or is there something in these syllables together that creates something icky? I can't think of too many other examples of a word being disliked for it's sound? Idk, it's even hard to describe.
 ping: @petepuma @dangerkeith3000 I can think of no better word than moist to describe the interior of a perfectly baked chocolate cake.
 Mumbles: I knew a woman once who hated the word jism
 dangerkeith3000: My ex-wife really disliked this word. And a bunch of my girlfriends. I don't know any guys who thought anything of it other than it's a word. Often used to describe cake.
 petepuma: @antipatterns i guess i'm deranged. this word conjures nothing good for me
 ping: @antipatterns I know a couple of people who have a visceral reaction to hearing this word. I'd say they hate it.
 Mr. Pepper: This is basically just a social phenomena. No one actually "hates" words, unless they are a deranged poster.
 Ulillillia: Soft and Wet
 WTF: ...and Delicious
 DrinkMixMan: I like it. It makes me think of fresh bread and sex.
 DrinkMixMan: It's just a word
 Christina: I'm OK with this word.
Image 238382   03-20-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
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 Oh Don Piano: Pet rock grew hair and ears!
 Christina: Furball!
 Side Boob: I don't even know what it is, but it's cute and fuzzy
Image 238381   03-20-18   Uploaded by    lavender
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 Hyphae: Or, you know, just maintain a healthy friendship with her, and now worry about it. I've been broken up with her for 3 years, and I still piggyback on her mom's Netflix, no problemo
Image 238380   03-20-18   Uploaded by    skittles
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 lecj07: "How could you do this to me? You said we were going to the park!"
 Side Boob: Such a brave little pup.
Image 238379   03-20-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
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 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 Whatever: With a penetrating gaze, she admitted she lacked hard evidence to make such a lumpy case stand up...
 Zukero: @Hyphae Well done.
 Hyphae: @Zukero 2012 looked at your comment in disgust and said, "Oh God, I thought I gave that back to 2001, YEARS ago"
 Ulillillia: Who chopped that penguin in half
 Zukero: 2012 called. It wants its joke back. And this comment too.
 Rembo Rompus: roflmao jk
Image 238378   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
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 funny in the wall: @antipatterns the strange bedfellows podcast; we're on soundcloud. it's very much in its infancy in that most of the episodes are plagued with technical issues and we haven't recorded anything new in months...
 mexican: @dangerkeith3000 Rude.
 dangerkeith3000: Sure you are. And Fox news is 'fair and balanced'.
 bigbison: @funny in the wall Can you share the name of the podcast without self-doxxing? Always down to support Aggronauts creative endeavors.
 funny in the wall: awesome way to get detained by one of those ICE gastropods. a jamaican dude who turned out to be a citizen was "detained" for seven years. this shit's no joke, i frankly worry that a socialist podcast i sometimes record with my friends will land me in an ICE jail; sure i'm a citizen but I don't carry the certificate on my person and my name is foreign
 Whatever: Shirt made in China of course
 Ulillillia: 18? Giggity!
Image 238377   03-20-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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 mrwiffler: I'm reading that exact book at the moment.
 ping: @Christina Hence the quote.
 Christina: That's George R. R. Martin's book.
Image 238376   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
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 Christina: We can see more stars on the sky in North Korea.
 Whatever: Got it, to avoid light pollution go to North Korea
 Off Topic: This is just because they have a mandatory bed time.
 Fiveninety: dark reality of North Korea
 Ulillillia: At least the night sky is beauty of North Korea.
 funny in the wall: i mean... so they don't waste as much energy. i'm sure they would if they could but it's still a good thing
 Peter Pantsless: Beauty of...the Sea of Japan! Damn, that is one fiiiiine-lookin' sea
Image 238375   03-20-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
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 Hyphae: @Yurishiro don't act coy, you know how
 athiest: "How did my penis get between the cushions?!"
Image 238374   03-20-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
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