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273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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 psyops: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.
 CrookedCop: @cenecia - It's so after you've worn them you can re-pack them and sell them to perverts on the internet, of course!
 cenecia: I've always wondered why they do this for socks and underwear. There's gotta be a reason right?
 Mad Collager: @Yam Here's to much interesting utter vileness!
 Lemonator: @Yam [narrows eyes] Touche...
 Yam: @Yurishiro if it wasnt utterly vile, it wouldnt be interesting.
 someguynameded: @Yam Jesus Christ though man, too much detail!
 Yam: Related/gross: My job has been so hectic lately I had to start wearing that cornstarch antichafe stuff. Now I have to stop wearing it because its made my buttcrack smell like a ripe soft cheese (which upon typing, is s good euphemism for a butt)
 petepuma: if they're not fresh i don't want them
 elahabdh: Use it again for sandwiches .. oooh so so soft.
 a sedated moose: I hate it when my britches go bad before I even get to eat them.
Image 238354   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
541
 
 sparename: When your machine suddenly turns off - your motherboard has overheated 'cos the vent-holes are full of dog hair.. Tho I was surprised that my Daughter's Chromebook doesn't have any holes.. my old laptop warms the room
 Peter Pantsless: We've posted plenty of pictures of dogs on the Internet, so now we're posting pictures of the Internet on dogs
 The Bees: @Christina I'm a real [good] boy.
 Christina: "I am not a table."
Image 238353   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
531
 
 spacedawg: That's what e.coli said
 manlyman: Fight me, you long-ass bitch!
 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are
 addend: "We"?! Hey, one at a time.
 mexican: Same.
 dangerkeith3000: @Beef Supreme Everyone knows Uranus has the best fudge
 HermwoodLitmajor: My good sir, if that was true I think I would have noticed.
 Prostata: Dinosaurs? In uranus? (It's more likely than you think!)
 sparename: Party Cornhole
 Astanapan: It's probably not as big as advertised.
 Not Sam: eight miles per head! I'm all in!
 Beef Supreme: They have a fudge factory in Uranus, Missouri.
 Scoo: Rawr!
 Side Boob: That explains the bleeding.
Image 238352   03-20-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
736
 
 Mr Bleak: @VoR Our first was called "Microwave the cat in orange sauce" for just that reason.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Aisle three, beside the fragile ornaments.
 Whatever: Actually Im looking for Lord Deathpaws, Destroyer of Dreams and Vandalizer of Underwear Drawers.
 Not A Bot: Beef Twister YAY!!!
 Dr Awkward: @petepuma This is the type of name I change their name TO. I once had a chicken named professor Scrambles...
 petepuma: this is why you rename them after you adopt them
 Joetato: Oh man, the thought of the vet having to call this..lol
 Ihminen: what about ol' professor jiggly #180488
 Side Boob: I'll take all three
 Christina: A good trio.
Image 238351   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
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 addend: # What if God was one of us / Just a slob like one of us / Just a stranger on the bus #
 dangerkeith3000: Are you there god? It's me, Margaret.
 waaaaaat: Majestic af
 cakefizzle: He might be ded
Image 238350   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
382
 
 Yam: Good ol Virginia JJ
 Science: It slipped through because it was too wet.
 a robot: Maybe J.J. works at the V.A.
 ratwa: Abrams
 Mad Collager: Well, technically, other stuff slips through that one.
 Ulillillia: Ecks dee
Image 238349   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
368
 
 ping: "I'd like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers." -- Bob Monkhouse (and probably lots more people)
Image 238348   03-20-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
321
 
 Mad Collager: Screw up one more time, and it's curtains for you!
 Mr. Shine: "Wait, I don't have any kids . . . . ."
Image 238347   03-20-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
533
 
 Mike Michael: Big fun in Uranus!
 Not A Bot: Prepare a drawing of the friendly spaceship wearing a plastic raincoat and pointing to the image counter, with the macro text "500,000 get"
 dangerkeith3000: VA J J
 Dr Awkward: "Are you saying my ass looks long?" :(
 Murm Gungus: Y Y
 potato: Uh nope.
Image 238346   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
313
 
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 dobbiesdoogs: looking at this chart, our finances were doing great until i bought the computer
 Whatever: How else were you supposed to run Lotus 123 ?
 mexican: @petepuma I can't touch-type either, not perfectly. Sorry, not everyone is as good as you are with stuff.
 petepuma: why isn't he looking at the screen? does he not know how to type?
 Handyman: @Yurishiro I'll wait for the green edition. I assume Apple I was grey.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Now with a single-core processor!
 barfolomew: Woman: oh, if only they'd make a computer that would help me do the dishes!
 watwatwat: You can see it on the wall back there.
Image 238345   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
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