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258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

258199  Annoying Vegan : Eeee! The widdol toofs! :D

258198  Peach: That golden looks just like my Ginger, eye goobers and all.

258207  wolfpk: Wonder Woman is expanding her transportation.

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258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 DrNinjaman: Make America Gape Again

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041



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 Mr Bleak: @VoR Our first was called "Microwave the cat in orange sauce" for just that reason.
 Mr Bleak: @Whatever Aisle three, beside the fragile ornaments.
 Whatever: Actually Im looking for Lord Deathpaws, Destroyer of Dreams and Vandalizer of Underwear Drawers.
 Not A Bot: Beef Twister YAY!!!
 Dr Awkward: @petepuma This is the type of name I change their name TO. I once had a chicken named professor Scrambles...
 petepuma: this is why you rename them after you adopt them
 VoR: Oh man, the thought of the vet having to call this..lol
 Ihminen: what about ol' professor jiggly #180488
 Side Boob: I'll take all three
 Christina: A good trio.
Image 238351   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
392
 
 addend: # What if God was one of us / Just a slob like one of us / Just a stranger on the bus #
 dangerkeith3000: Are you there god? It's me, Margaret.
 waaaaaat: Majestic af
 VoR: He might be ded
Image 238350   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
382
 
 Yam: Good ol Virginia JJ
 Science: It slipped through because it was too wet.
 a robot: Maybe J.J. works at the V.A.
 ratwa: Abrams
 Mad Collager: Well, technically, other stuff slips through that one.
 Ulillillia: Ecks dee
Image 238349   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
368
 
 ping: "I'd like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers." -- Bob Monkhouse (and probably lots more people)
Image 238348   03-20-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
321
 
 Mad Collager: Screw up one more time, and it's curtains for you!
 Mr. Shine: "Wait, I don't have any kids . . . . ."
Image 238347   03-20-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
533
 
 Mike Michael: Big fun in Uranus!
 Not A Bot: Prepare a drawing of the friendly spaceship wearing a plastic raincoat and pointing to the image counter, with the macro text "500,000 get"
 dangerkeith3000: VA J J
 Dr Awkward: "Are you saying my ass looks long?" :(
 Murm Gungus: Y Y
 VoR: Uh nope.
Image 238346   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
313
 
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 dobbiesdoogs: looking at this chart, our finances were doing great until i bought the computer
 Whatever: How else were you supposed to run Lotus 123 ?
 mexican: @petepuma I can't touch-type either, not perfectly. Sorry, not everyone is as good as you are with stuff.
 petepuma: why isn't he looking at the screen? does he not know how to type?
 VoR: @Yurishiro I'll wait for the green edition. I assume Apple I was grey.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Now with a single-core processor!
 barfolomew: Woman: oh, if only they'd make a computer that would help me do the dishes!
 watwatwat: You can see it on the wall back there.
Image 238345   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
356
 
 mexican: @a sedated moose Neither does the cat.
 a sedated moose: I don't understand this.
 why the long face: Ladies and gentlemen, the cat stripes
Image 238344   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
612
 
 grizzly: Cheer up, pup!
Image 238343   03-20-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
564
 
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