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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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Score:
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 addend: # What if God was one of us / Just a slob like one of us / Just a stranger on the bus #
 dangerkeith3000: Are you there god? It's me, Margaret.
 waaaaaat: Majestic af
 VoR: He might be ded
Image 238350   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
382
 
 Yam: Good ol Virginia JJ
 Science: It slipped through because it was too wet.
 a robot: Maybe J.J. works at the V.A.
 ratwa: Abrams
 Mad Collager: Well, technically, other stuff slips through that one.
 Ulillillia: Ecks dee
Image 238349   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
368
 
 ping: "I'd like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers." -- Bob Monkhouse (and probably lots more people)
Image 238348   03-20-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
321
 
 Mad Collager: Screw up one more time, and it's curtains for you!
 Mr. Shine: "Wait, I don't have any kids . . . . ."
Image 238347   03-20-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
533
 
 Mike Michael: Big fun in Uranus!
 Not A Bot: Prepare a drawing of the friendly spaceship wearing a plastic raincoat and pointing to the image counter, with the macro text "500,000 get"
 dangerkeith3000: VA J J
 Dr Awkward: "Are you saying my ass looks long?" :(
 Murm Gungus: Y Y
 VoR: Uh nope.
Image 238346   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
313
 
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 Sadpygmy: That screen is cracked
 dobbiesdoogs: looking at this chart, our finances were doing great until i bought the computer
 Whatever: How else were you supposed to run Lotus 123 ?
 mexican: @petepuma I can't touch-type either, not perfectly. Sorry, not everyone is as good as you are with stuff.
 petepuma: why isn't he looking at the screen? does he not know how to type?
 VoR: @Yurishiro I'll wait for the green edition. I assume Apple I was grey.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro Now with a single-core processor!
 barfolomew: Woman: oh, if only they'd make a computer that would help me do the dishes!
 watwatwat: You can see it on the wall back there.
Image 238345   03-20-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
356
 
 mexican: @a sedated moose Neither does the cat.
 a sedated moose: I don't understand this.
 why the long face: Ladies and gentlemen, the cat stripes
Image 238344   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
612
 
 grizzly: Cheer up, pup!
Image 238343   03-20-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
564
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 238342   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
624
 
 Youll Cowards: @charlemagne Me too!
 hapi papi: we dance around the gravestones // and we drag the chains around // we clatter 'n clank 'n we chatter 'n skank // and when we get down it's into the ground
 Mad Collager: We're dying to get there!
 charlemagne: goth scout troupe 73 is looking for you
 Beef Supreme: Not right now. I have another three to four decades to live out of spite.
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload combo!
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro So are they!
 xylophone: Damn I'm late.
Image 238341   03-20-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
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