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258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses



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 dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.
 Teechur: Where was this going on? #238281
 Cheesecake: @jochenau - at that age, the responsibility of paying attention is the students', as is the consequences of not doing so. It isn't primary school anymore!
 jochenau: One of the many reasons giant lecture classes are bad.
 Mexico: I'm coming up on a year of graduating college, and it still amazes me that I was able to do homework for other classes during my classes because they didn't bother to keep tabs. Plus, the professors posted the notes online, so...
 Mr. Shine: I took a macroeconomics course so boring, the guys sitting behind me started a band. They would drum on soda bottles and Skoal cans with pencils.
 Clim Tinties: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.
Image 238282   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
580
 
 Side Boob: Just eat the fucking orange.
 mexican: Mesmerizing.
 Skinr: @Christina "No, you won't appreciate it on as many levels as I do."
 georgerino: Apphole
 Christina: Now, let me eat it.
Image 238281   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
699
 
 Dominus Umbrae: @Not A Bot me also
 Not A Bot: Scar! brother, help me!
 Christina: Furry.
Image 238280   03-19-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
517
 
 tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios
 well duh: BLAMMO!
 Robespierre: "Sickos"? Not bloody likely.
 Mr. Shine: There was an old-time (90's) virus called the PyroVirus that could cause older CRT monitors to overheat and supposedly break the tube itself.
 Dr Awkward: Smithereens is a great word.
 Christina: Especially if your computer is a Samsung phone.
Image 238279   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
487
 
 itskando: Woooo!
 Apple IIe: @carpwoman - I suspect it is just JPEG doing its low-contrast best.
 Robespierre: Smells like women ... and BREAKFAST
 Spazstatic: Looks like Tetris.
 Shay: Looks like a man.
 effzeeceekay: Looks like christmas.
 carpwoman: Looks like a photoshop.
 Christina: Looks like a brothel.
Image 238278   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
427
 
 Side Boob: The Mega Guillotine: Angry gets shit done!
 Rhombo Dimple: @Christina - I thought it was their health-care system. (Ouch!)
 Christina: Guillotines are for French. The American way is a fire squad.
 Minnesotan: ok ok so like this but we have like a circular saw that just slides along the top like bzzt bzzt bzzt and takes each head off?
Image 238277   03-19-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
490
 
 Side Boob: There is no Dana...
 Scoo: Dude, so many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be totally toasted in the depths of that prime Sloar that day, I can tell you, bro!
Image 238276   03-19-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
352
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Scoo: We used to call this "percussive maintenance"
 Warrax: Just whack the person asking for hard copies.
Image 238275   03-19-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
642
 
 Robespierre: @taxKilla Durn tootin'
 taxKilla: Dali with Alice Cooper?
 Shay: Best press conference ever.
 Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?
Image 238274   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
95
 
 wooden boy: @Shay Lolllll
 Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?
 Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!
Image 238273   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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