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258206  apoxia: I wonder how long the lid was closed.

258209  apoxia: That's a strange prosthetic.

258111  Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258208  addend: Thanks. Not likely, though.

258206  Peter Pantsless: I knew computers could get viruses, but fungal infections?

258139  Annoying Vegan : He looks like the boyfriend in Difficult People

258210  Knice: Humor and airports do not mix well.

258214  Knice: I would pay to see this boi-band.

258149  Annoying Vegan : See that patch of sunlight on top of their head? Thats where I wanna kiss this snug.

258216  Knice: I refer to my ass as 'holy bread.'

258217  Knice: Maybe he could be a spy with that detachable eyeball.

258200  Knice: You know what you did, motherfucker.

258206  Knice: That username.

258162  Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Shine Nothing beats pleats!

258162  Peach: I'm definitely sporty spice. I mean sporty ghost... I mean both.

258188  wolfpk: "I associated them with like weird boxcar hobos and dead bodies thanks to movies" That was safety lesson plan B. It seems to have worked.

258218  booger: It's close, how was sleeping on the couch ?

258190  wolfpk: But I don't want to eat cats and dogs!

258191  wolfpk: Bison: Ignore that stupid sign dude!

258206  Scoo: Gross, wash your hands occasionally!

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258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258106 augustus: @SuedeOxford you get em

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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Score:
665
 
 Mr Bleak: You are not going to blame *me* for that one! What the heck have you been eating?
 Drunk Orc: Same here @Yurishiro
 fullofwind: *cat approaching*
 Bluetocracy: "say whaaaaat?"
 Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."
Image 238262   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
801
 
 Mr Bleak: @t48 Would lose hand. You're a Paralympian!
 earl: Daaaaaaaad Dum. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Dum.
 Robespierre: How did you get into my boudoir, hoomin?
 t48: Would boop nose. I'm a risk taker.
 TurkeyVulture: Good doggy get swim cuddles?
Image 238261   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
274
 
 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two
 windows96: @Mr. Shine - you try aiming a plasma cannon with that going on!
 taxKilla: Wow, the new MegaMan game is darker than I expected...
 jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.
 Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.
 trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass
 Mr. Shine: How is humping it's elbow helping win this fight?
 Robespierre: @barfolomew ... and there are only about 85 beings in the whole universe.
 barfolomew: Oh, this must be the future where we all have hyper-striated muscles and well-defined buttocks.
 Jesse P: Just another Monday at the office.
 rustedpeace: That's not quite how I remember Bioshock!
Image 238260   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
97
 
 Ulillillia: A delicious cup of Tracy Marrow.
Image 238259   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
429
 
 Mr Bleak: Is this some weird S&M thing dogs are into?
Image 238258   03-19-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
533
 
 tib gubb: join us, alice
 well duh: Easter isn't on 4/20 this year.
 Not A Bot: Handshake th-acorn mule... I'm bad at these.
 Ulillillia: We get it
 sparename: Wishing you a Mellow Easter from the Cool Chilled Buns
Image 238257   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
300
 
 dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....
 totaljihad: Whats an electricity hurt?
 Peter Pantsless: "Electricity hurts?" Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simps-*BZZZRRT*
 a robot: *jacks on*
 barfolomew: Or, to put it without jargon: zappy zappy is owie.
 kazzy94: @glenalec that's suuuuuper clever!
 mrdiron: You always hurt the one you love, so electricity loves you.
 HairyNips: It is 50 hurts around here, I heard!
Image 238256   03-19-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
554
 
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie For me, every day is a 56K modem!
 Zukero: The inventors of the GIF file format. Bless them.
 topcity: I miss chat rooms
 Bluetocracy: Which one is the any button?
 Hokie333: @Hokie333 GRADIENTS. GRADIENTS EVERYWHERE
 Hokie333: 90's video games and computer graphics all have that whiff of "Wow, we've got so many colors available now. Like, hundreds of them. MUST USE ALL OF THEM."
 Ulillillia: Internet, eh?
 jazzjunkie: For me, every day is cyber Monday!
 barfolomew: Ow, my nostalgia!
Image 238255   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)
 Hokie333: @barfolomew I went for the cheapest thing at the gas station closest to my college dorm: Schlitz. Guy at the counter looked at my ID, "Yeah. Happy birthday, I guess..."
 Robespierre: @barfolomew One Fuzzy Navel, comin' up!
 Teh Simpson: Two hundred and eleventy one!
 a robot: @barfolomew Yeah pretty sure the first booze I purchased legally was Irish Cream. Not even Baileys but something cheaper and shittier. Kids are dumb.
 barfolomew: Congratulations! Also good for you for not celebrating with terrible alcohol. I legally purchased peach schnapps. Ick.
 trelyate: she looks good for 211.
Image 238254   03-19-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
497
 
 isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Edward Gorey
 barfolomew: I! I... am intrigued.
Image 238253   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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