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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
665
 
 Mr Bleak: You are not going to blame *me* for that one! What the heck have you been eating?
 Drunk Orc: Same here @Yurishiro
 fullofwind: *cat approaching*
 Bluetocracy: "say whaaaaat?"
 Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."
Image 238262   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
801
 
 Mr Bleak: @t48 Would lose hand. You're a Paralympian!
 earl: Daaaaaaaad Dum. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Dum.
 Robespierre: How did you get into my boudoir, hoomin?
 t48: Would boop nose. I'm a risk taker.
 TurkeyVulture: Good doggy get swim cuddles?
Image 238261   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
274
 
 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two
 windows96: @Mr. Shine - you try aiming a plasma cannon with that going on!
 taxKilla: Wow, the new MegaMan game is darker than I expected...
 jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.
 Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.
 trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass
 Mr. Shine: How is humping it's elbow helping win this fight?
 Robespierre: @barfolomew ... and there are only about 85 beings in the whole universe.
 barfolomew: Oh, this must be the future where we all have hyper-striated muscles and well-defined buttocks.
 Jesse P: Just another Monday at the office.
 rustedpeace: That's not quite how I remember Bioshock!
Image 238260   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
97
 
 Ulillillia: A delicious cup of Tracy Marrow.
Image 238259   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
429
 
 Mr Bleak: Is this some weird S&M thing dogs are into?
Image 238258   03-19-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
533
 
 tib gubb: join us, alice
 well duh: Easter isn't on 4/20 this year.
 Not A Bot: Handshake th-acorn mule... I'm bad at these.
 Ulillillia: We get it
 sparename: Wishing you a Mellow Easter from the Cool Chilled Buns
Image 238257   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
300
 
 dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....
 totaljihad: Whats an electricity hurt?
 Peter Pantsless: "Electricity hurts?" Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simps-*BZZZRRT*
 a robot: *jacks on*
 barfolomew: Or, to put it without jargon: zappy zappy is owie.
 kazzy94: @glenalec that's suuuuuper clever!
 mrdiron: You always hurt the one you love, so electricity loves you.
 HairyNips: It is 50 hurts around here, I heard!
Image 238256   03-19-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
554
 
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie For me, every day is a 56K modem!
 Zukero: The inventors of the GIF file format. Bless them.
 topcity: I miss chat rooms
 Bluetocracy: Which one is the any button?
 Hokie333: @Hokie333 GRADIENTS. GRADIENTS EVERYWHERE
 Hokie333: 90's video games and computer graphics all have that whiff of "Wow, we've got so many colors available now. Like, hundreds of them. MUST USE ALL OF THEM."
 Ulillillia: Internet, eh?
 jazzjunkie: For me, every day is cyber Monday!
 barfolomew: Ow, my nostalgia!
Image 238255   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)
 Hokie333: @barfolomew I went for the cheapest thing at the gas station closest to my college dorm: Schlitz. Guy at the counter looked at my ID, "Yeah. Happy birthday, I guess..."
 Robespierre: @barfolomew One Fuzzy Navel, comin' up!
 Teh Simpson: Two hundred and eleventy one!
 a robot: @barfolomew Yeah pretty sure the first booze I purchased legally was Irish Cream. Not even Baileys but something cheaper and shittier. Kids are dumb.
 barfolomew: Congratulations! Also good for you for not celebrating with terrible alcohol. I legally purchased peach schnapps. Ick.
 trelyate: she looks good for 211.
Image 238254   03-19-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
497
 
 isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Edward Gorey
 barfolomew: I! I... am intrigued.
Image 238253   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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