Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



244175  WTF: Never mix different types of alkaline batteries or this might happened to you!

244171  Dr Awkward: Life (very subtly) imitates art.

244173  Dr Awkward: Yeah, STFU Geoff!

244174  Dr Awkward: I'd alter this to "if she's pointing a gun..."

244105  Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244151  Demon Universe: Okay. *dives headfirst into LiteBrite.*

244152  Demon Universe: No, I want them to be healthy enough to live and unhealthy enough to keep coming back.

244170  Off Topic: Sounds to me like we've got a lot of perverted but bashful angels.

244163  Demon Universe: What did the house say to the dog?

244170  Demon Universe: Hey buddy, I know exactly who else is in the room during intercourse. The angels dont need to see what goes on anyway.

244167  dangerkeith3000: Oompah Loompah oompity dap. We are going to draw you a map!

244170  dangerkeith3000: What does this guy have against donkeys?

244167  raditzu: Autocad, pre alpha.

244106  Korrok: Korrok approves....

244162  Felicity: And then there are the people who say that it works the opposite way

244168  charlemagne: steady lads, stay in formation

244165  Felicity: There was this one wrestler in WCW that would descend from the rafters playing a piano

244170  charlemagne: baby take off your dress, yes yes yes, you can leave your hat on

244170  Yam: I like donkeys

244171  Shay: Twister?

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Yurishiro
2. dangerkeith3000
3. lecj07
4. some guy
5. Felicity
6. glenalec
7. WannaBee
8. Shay
9. Side Boob
10. sparename



The top ten most commented-on images today:

243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244105 Demon Universe: @WannaBee Yeah, same. Ive been playing through the games again, so its at the top of my mind.

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

243956 Felicity: @Demon Universe That must be the difference between DTF and Single AF

244030 Felicity: @mrwiffler @Prostata We should all just walk around with a thick layer of Purell on all our appendages

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244150 WannaBee: @Butcherboy Hammer Time!

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

243993 cahuatijo: Death costs more than the phone - even a cheap-o cremation will be more expensive than the damn phone.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Morpen Lungus uploaded 243989 (1355 points)
ping uploaded 244012 (1246 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 243818 (1244 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244006 (1207 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 243860 (1201 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 244016 (1192 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243990 (1125 points)
Scoo uploaded 243795 (1083 points)
ashton uploaded 243947 (1082 points)
Prombom uploaded 244018 (1066 points)
camellia uploaded 243833 (1009 points)
WannaBee uploaded 243851 (983 points)
Mern Trulbo uploaded 243831 (979 points)
Pikachu uploaded 243842 (968 points)
a robot uploaded 243879 (937 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 20519 points
 2. WannaBee: 13542 points
 3. Side Boob: 7701 points
 4. Yurishiro: 7060 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 4629 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3213 points
 7. pewdiepie: 2506 points
 8. a robot: 2420 points
 9. Mexico: 2353 points
10. Warrax: 2193 points
11. dingding: 2173 points
12. durian: 2106 points
13. E. HONDA: 2096 points
14. saluted: 2059 points
15. Scoo: 2040 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: heh.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 579
Registered users online in past hour: 1980

Average image score (last 24 hours): 430

Total number of comments: 1301896
Total number of images: 244152



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 118062
XP needed for green ranking: 41127
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
665
 
 Mr Bleak: You are not going to blame *me* for that one! What the heck have you been eating?
 Drunk Orc: Same here @Yurishiro
 Yurishiro: *cat approaching*
 Bluetocracy: "say whaaaaat?"
 Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."
Image 238262   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
801
 
 Mr Bleak: @t48 Would lose hand. You're a Paralympian!
 glenalec: Daaaaaaaad Dum. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Dum.
 Robespierre: How did you get into my boudoir, hoomin?
 t48: Would boop nose. I'm a risk taker.
 TurkeyVulture: Good doggy get swim cuddles?
Image 238261   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
274
 
 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two
 glenalec: @Mr. Shine - you try aiming a plasma cannon with that going on!
 taxKilla: Wow, the new MegaMan game is darker than I expected...
 jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.
 Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.
 trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass
 Mr. Shine: How is humping it's elbow helping win this fight?
 Robespierre: @barfolomew ... and there are only about 85 beings in the whole universe.
 barfolomew: Oh, this must be the future where we all have hyper-striated muscles and well-defined buttocks.
 Jesse P: Just another Monday at the office.
 glenalec: That's not quite how I remember Bioshock!
Image 238260   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
97
 
 Ulillillia: A delicious cup of Tracy Marrow.
Image 238259   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
429
 
 Mr Bleak: Is this some weird S&M thing dogs are into?
Image 238258   03-19-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
505
 
 tib gubb: join us, alice
 well duh: Easter isn't on 4/20 this year.
 Not A Bot: Handshake th-acorn mule... I'm bad at these.
 Ulillillia: We get it
 sparename: Wishing you a Mellow Easter from the Cool Chilled Buns
Image 238257   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
300
 
 dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....
 Felicity: Whats an electricity hurt?
 Peter Pantsless: "Electricity hurts?" Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simps-*BZZZRRT*
 a robot: *jacks on*
 barfolomew: Or, to put it without jargon: zappy zappy is owie.
 kazzy94: @glenalec that's suuuuuper clever!
 mrdiron: You always hurt the one you love, so electricity loves you.
 glenalec: It is 50 hurts around here, I heard!
Image 238256   03-19-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
554
 
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie For me, every day is a 56K modem!
 Zukero: The inventors of the GIF file format. Bless them.
 Felicity: I miss chat rooms
 Bluetocracy: Which one is the any button?
 Hokie333: @Hokie333 GRADIENTS. GRADIENTS EVERYWHERE
 Hokie333: 90's video games and computer graphics all have that whiff of "Wow, we've got so many colors available now. Like, hundreds of them. MUST USE ALL OF THEM."
 Ulillillia: Internet, eh?
 jazzjunkie: For me, every day is cyber Monday!
 barfolomew: Ow, my nostalgia!
Image 238255   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)
 Hokie333: @barfolomew I went for the cheapest thing at the gas station closest to my college dorm: Schlitz. Guy at the counter looked at my ID, "Yeah. Happy birthday, I guess..."
 Robespierre: @barfolomew One Fuzzy Navel, comin' up!
 glenalec: Two hundred and eleventy one!
 a robot: @barfolomew Yeah pretty sure the first booze I purchased legally was Irish Cream. Not even Baileys but something cheaper and shittier. Kids are dumb.
 barfolomew: Congratulations! Also good for you for not celebrating with terrible alcohol. I legally purchased peach schnapps. Ick.
 trelyate: she looks good for 211.
Image 238254   03-19-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
497
 
 isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Edward Gorey
 barfolomew: I! I... am intrigued.
Image 238253   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Page 1 ... 587 588 589 590 591 592 593 ... 24415 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.