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244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Score:
300
 
 dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....
 Felicity: Whats an electricity hurt?
 Peter Pantsless: "Electricity hurts?" Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simps-*BZZZRRT*
 a robot: *jacks on*
 barfolomew: Or, to put it without jargon: zappy zappy is owie.
 kazzy94: @glenalec that's suuuuuper clever!
 mrdiron: You always hurt the one you love, so electricity loves you.
 glenalec: It is 50 hurts around here, I heard!
Image 238256   03-19-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
554
 
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie For me, every day is a 56K modem!
 Zukero: The inventors of the GIF file format. Bless them.
 Felicity: I miss chat rooms
 Bluetocracy: Which one is the any button?
 Hokie333: @Hokie333 GRADIENTS. GRADIENTS EVERYWHERE
 Hokie333: 90's video games and computer graphics all have that whiff of "Wow, we've got so many colors available now. Like, hundreds of them. MUST USE ALL OF THEM."
 Ulillillia: Internet, eh?
 jazzjunkie: For me, every day is cyber Monday!
 barfolomew: Ow, my nostalgia!
Image 238255   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)
 Hokie333: @barfolomew I went for the cheapest thing at the gas station closest to my college dorm: Schlitz. Guy at the counter looked at my ID, "Yeah. Happy birthday, I guess..."
 Robespierre: @barfolomew One Fuzzy Navel, comin' up!
 glenalec: Two hundred and eleventy one!
 a robot: @barfolomew Yeah pretty sure the first booze I purchased legally was Irish Cream. Not even Baileys but something cheaper and shittier. Kids are dumb.
 barfolomew: Congratulations! Also good for you for not celebrating with terrible alcohol. I legally purchased peach schnapps. Ick.
 trelyate: she looks good for 211.
Image 238254   03-19-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
497
 
 isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Edward Gorey
 barfolomew: I! I... am intrigued.
Image 238253   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
431
 
 Side Boob: The height of 70s tech: strap wings on the most explody car ever made.
 Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.
 SuedeOxford: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listofinventorskilledbytheirowninventions
 barfolomew: The famous flying pinto!
Image 238252   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
515
 
 Robespierre: Zionistic?
Image 238251   03-19-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
540
 
 Mad Collager: @barfolomew Looks like the one on the left is ready to play Pok-a-woman, too.
 barfolomew: I did a reverse image search, and they're playing Pokemon Go. That's really clever.
 mexican: One of the more decent ones I've seen.
 barfolomew: Gotta fanart em all!
Image 238250   03-19-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
640
 
 Jabberwikket: Bwahahah! This is so fukken terrible. [Clicks Rad]
 glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)
 mexican: @glenalec True, but I haven't heard much about it in years, until not too long ago. Now I am hearing it everywhere and it is supremely annoying.
 Not A Bot: Where's Snoopy when you need him?
 glenalec: @mexican - the pineapple on pizza debate pre-dates the internet!
 San DoDo: You monster
 mexican: Y'all are getting way too invested in this debate. This is worse than the bacon thing. Also it hasn't been long enough for this to be considered a real classic in any meaningful way, get me?
 Off Topic: I don't lean toward either side of the pineapple pizza debate but I think I need to draw the line at pineapple potato chips.
 glenalec: Rad for feelings of disgust this evoked in me!
Image 238249   03-19-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
990
 
 VoR: Is .. is he on the "farm"
 Robespierre: Say adios when the sun sets on the sage...
Image 238248   03-19-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
606
 
 Bluetocracy: how much did you have to pay to get this picture? A buck.
 Yam: Did you see that cocky guy with the cute chick?
 Mr. Shine: Let's all go to the lobbbbyyyyy!
Image 238247   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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