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258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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Score:
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 Christina: Image above (sense is optional.)
Image 238240   03-19-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
1269
 
 jonz: Named after the greatest female voice actor
 illBilliam: You're my boy, Blu!
 a robot: The tiniest of mlems
 VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.
 Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.
 Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%
Image 238239   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
745
 
 doggggggie: Pirates would bang literally anything.
 Darmstadtium: 50 shades of green?
 mexican: @dangerkeith3000 Uh, no, sorry. It is not better than vore.
 FabricMan: @Sadbot Objection! According to your own evidence, EVERYONE has knocked up Shrek!
 Ulillillia: Frisky, are we?
 dangerkeith3000: Eh. It's better than vore.
 itskando: Timely
 Sadbot: @Side Boob Yes *points to several deviantart pages*
 Side Boob: I assume you can prove these scurrilous accusations?
Image 238238   03-19-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
881
 
 Jabberwikket: Puss is concerned about Shrek
Image 238237   03-19-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
730
 
 Mad Collager: Will have no trouble hacking his way out of the parachute harness.
 VoR: I own this now
Image 238236   03-19-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
156
 
 scribbs: @SpaceCow Wait..you had a Nice Knife that got lost...Nice Knife... @Knice :OOOO
 Prostata: or you might just be bleeding...
 antipatterns: ...or at least a red back
 VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol
 SpaceCow: I've managed to lose or have stolen any nicer knife I've ever purchased. The crap-tacular one I grabbed from a bucket of blades at a truckstop years ago will not disappear.
Image 238235   03-19-18   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
479
 
 fracking: I welcome our new over-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
 Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.
 Side Boob: The Upside Down is leaking again.
Image 238234   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
889
 
 karmakat: I LOVE YOU!
 Robespierre: "I smell MEAT!"
Image 238233   03-19-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
651
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Wales: Green bin for "non recyclable", smaller green bin for food waste (goes to compost) plus an even smaller one for the kitchen, red for metal and recyclable plastics, dark blue for paper and card, light blue for glass. Grey bags can be bought for garden waste. What makes a plastic "recyclable"? Dunno. Hard stuff in there, soft in Green bin with the cat litter. There are rumours that another one is planned, but the committee can't agree on a colour, let alone what the fuck they want us to put in it. Do not annoy the Bin Police.
 Jorp Lulter: @glenalec Good point--I didnt notice the red lid at first. Here in Canada the entire can is green for lawn clippings, grey for garbage, and blue for recycling
 bag o bones: @Felicity - Assuming it is Australia, Red-top is general waste. (Yellow is recycle, green is green-waste).
 totaljihad: @glenalec White lawn clippings
 XLY: it aint easy being green
 itskando: @drtofu beat me to it : j
 drtofu: Oscar!
 SpaceCow: He's been trapped in that can for far too long. Someone get him a drain.
 bigASShobo: Interestingly, if you hear mainland Chinese talking about 'White Rubbish' they are not talking about Westerners, but polystyrene foam waste disposal issues.
 tiffany: White trash. (But cool idea, provided he keeps his bins clean!)
Image 238232   03-19-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
885
 
 Mr Bleak: Harry Potter! You've Got Mail!
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Hootenanny
 Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators
 BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!
 SpaceCow: For when the Potters order from Amazon.
 Robespierre: So, word on the street is that you're hiring employees who gives a hoot
 WTF: The owl traps must be full!
 Ulillillia: Nice hooters
Image 238231   03-19-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
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