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258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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Score:
335
 
 tib gubb: somebody needs a snickers
 well duh: ..."you're cool, fuck you, I'M OUT."
 SpaceCow: I see your mom also puts little notes in your lunches.
 Dr Awkward: "We know drama"
 Beef Supreme: On this episode of Survivor, the contestants decided to exercise their right to a redress of grievances.
 bug: Nice variety in the suggestion box today.
 Ulillillia: If you really want to
 Warrax: A little late for a Valentines post.
Image 238212   03-19-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
948
 
 ping: @mexican Credit where credit is due. Camouflage pattern here: pixabay.com/en/camouflage-tarn-military-texture-1541188/
 tib gubb: active camogator
 Jabberwikket: Magic eye Mascot !
 mexican: Good pattern, breaks up the outline nicely.
 Greifer: can't see shit captn
 Amy Housewine: "Woah-oh-oh oh camouflage, things ain't always quite the way they seem"
 ping: @Peter Pantsless I'm going for minimalism. ;)
 Peter Pantsless: Just a couple of circles? Not your best work, @ping (jk, radvote)
 Wort Mumpus: Aggro-Flage
 sorghum: Camo-Gator
Image 238211   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
300
 
 hanky: lmaoooooooo
 a robot: Whoopsie!
 mexican: Your truck's fucked, sorry.
 Robespierre: Now that's what I call taking structural rust to a whole new level!
 Ihminen: ah! there's your problem!
 Whatever: Autobots, transform... uuuurrrk!
 Zukero: Shouldn't have brought it to #238181
 ping: That's a lot of coke.
Image 238210   03-19-18   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
789
 
 WTF: @Robespierre It's just contradiction!
 Robespierre: @Psymon @WTF No, you didn't. You came here for an argument.
 Mad Collager: @Psymon Unless your name is Sybil.
 funny in the wall: I usually lose those, so well done
 Greifer: twist, the score is : shower 5 him 0
 WTF: @Psymon Who said I'm in the shower by myself?
 Psymon: It's not an argument if you're only talking to yourself
Image 238209   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
200
 
 goldman sachs: Home of the shiny green suit
 dangerkeith3000: Hemming ninja onesies since 1957
 Whatever: Samurai Jacks retirement gig
 NashtasticVoyage: Kangaroo Jack hides like Skywalker, ashamed. Jerry O'Connell tracks him down to ask for help.
 Dr Awkward: Hong Kong Tailor Jack is my Laundromat name
Image 238208   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
558
 
 Nope: Thanks Jared, you tore down my habitat but this couch is pretty sweet.
Image 238207   03-19-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
469
 
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Image 238206   03-19-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
636
 
 tib gubb: don't forget about the whole gastrointestinal tract thing
 dangerkeith3000: IDK, I think the lines were adequately drawn.
 Ulillillia: butt thorn
Image 238205   03-19-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
348
 
 Whatever: At last, something more insidious than a spork
 antipatterns: I see you've played knifey spoony before.
 BavidDowie: peanutbutter jelly time
 Bill Rye: *uses spoon, cuts hand*
 Teechur: Don't fork with this.
 durian: Spife
Image 238204   03-19-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
656
 
 melted plastic: @Robespierre CUDDLES!
 Robespierre: Drink water? Check. Get sunlight? Check. Now what?
Image 238203   03-19-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
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