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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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 Mr Bleak: Humpty Trumpty built a Great Wall, Humpty Trumpty had a Great Fall. And all of his Whoresies and all of his Men, couldn't put government together again.
 Handyman: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!
 veryblue: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.
 Whatever: Behold my great and mighty Wall!
 dangerkeith3000: Oh no, Mr. Bill!
 Slerzy: Someone tell secret service the potus is yelling at passing cars again.
 Darmstadtium: Tie should be longer
 Capital: Ye olde trumpkin spice
 Teechur: #238139
 fumbduck: realdonaldtrump
Image 238171   03-19-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
871
 
 Mr Bleak: These are not the droids *I* am looking for.
 tib gubb: surely, this person isn't wasting their life
 Christina: Rebels' car.
 grizzly: Now this is pod racing!
 Dr Awkward: *pew pew pew*
 waffles: shut up and take my house
 Captain Marsupial: I don't care what goes on at those drag races. But you should still let the woke win.
Image 238170   03-19-18   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
654
 
 Christina: Helping your friends is important.
 Dr Awkward: Is that a snitch?
 Borkf: I, for one, welcome our doggo overlords.
Image 238169   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
401
 
 a robot: I prefer #230358
 Teechur: This is that "Service Peacock" someone tried to take on a flight, isn't it?
 logono: Ultimate baggage security.
Image 238168   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
219
 
 Not A Bot: For one eternal moment, I thought that was some new kind of horrifying spider.
 Teechur: That's not how you drink tea, Pac Man!
 Kaviri: You know, I really didn't think anything of this.
Image 238167   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
332
 
 SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.
 Whatever: Nope, Im not that courageous. Ill just go to the Donner Party buffet down the road
 WTF: They call it Fort Courage, because it takes all the courage you can muster to try Ortega's tacos.
 Captain Marsupial: That's-a mighty-a fine-a taco.
Image 238166   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
344
 
 Eleftheros: @Eleftheros @suckit if you want proof, the landlord was this old dude John who looked like he's done lots of peyote.
 jazzjunkie: Masking tape. Use it next time!
 Eleftheros: @suckit I know it's uncouth to comment on your own image, and even weirder that I might ask this, but this looks EXACTLY like my old apartment in SLC, Utah... Any chance?
 Teechur: @glenalec Circa 1997
 time is wastin: Internet Hole.
Image 238165   03-19-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
427
 
 tib gubb: "sorry, we're out of that... it's our policy to give you the deluxe model for the same cost, thugh."
 SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.
 dangerkeith3000: something something Napoleon Dynamite
 Captain Marsupial: Try karate.soccer.
 WaffleIron: #bloodsports (Whooo!)
Image 238164   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
611
 
 Christina: Cats don't need clothes .
 Captain Marsupial: If I say, "I'm a pretty princess," will you let me tear this off?
Image 238163   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
607
 
 tib gubb: "you think it is i who am stuck in the cage. in reality, it is you who are stuck out of the cage."
 Teechur: They keep asking, and I know I'm a Good Boy, but they keep putting me in this cage anyway.
 dangerkeith3000: comin' outta my cage and i'll be doin' just fine...
Image 238162   03-19-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
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