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258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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Score:
427
 
 tib gubb: "sorry, we're out of that... it's our policy to give you the deluxe model for the same cost, thugh."
 SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.
 dangerkeith3000: something something Napoleon Dynamite
 Captain Marsupial: Try karate.soccer.
 WaffleIron: #bloodsports (Whooo!)
Image 238164   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
611
 
 Christina: Cats don't need clothes .
 Captain Marsupial: If I say, "I'm a pretty princess," will you let me tear this off?
Image 238163   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
607
 
 tib gubb: "you think it is i who am stuck in the cage. in reality, it is you who are stuck out of the cage."
 Teechur: They keep asking, and I know I'm a Good Boy, but they keep putting me in this cage anyway.
 dangerkeith3000: comin' outta my cage and i'll be doin' just fine...
Image 238162   03-19-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
928
 
 Annoying Vegan : Urge to kidnap rising
 mexican: @Captain Marsupial You could always spam the uploader with pictures of horrifying shit if you like, change the pace a little.
 Captain Marsupial: Day after day, puppy picture after puppy picture, I'm thinking I'm getting of these. Then wham! Corgi for the win.
Image 238161   03-19-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
271
 
 Beef Supreme: If the water cups are out in the open, they're fair game. This clown is trying to violate the social contract.
 Teechur: I don't like run-on sentences they bother me and how am I going to know if there's a question if there's no question mark
 Captain Marsupial: You know what they do to soda thieves in jail, don't ya?
 dangerkeith3000: I think the cops would be really pissed you called them
 Captain Marsupial: You know what they do to soda thieves in jail, don't ya?
 Knice: Like usual.
Image 238160   03-19-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
263
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Nine months too late
 a robot: Babies are terrifying.
 grizzly: You don't even think to call me "Godson." You come into my house on the day my foreskin is to be cut and you ask me to do murder - for money.
 Teechur: I'm this many minutes old. Stop askin'
 Kaviri: Thug life.
 dangerkeith3000: Inconceivable!
Image 238159   03-19-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
597
 
 tib gubb: lmbo. they're more like us than we realize.
 Kaviri: : - D
 dangerkeith3000: same
 Dr Awkward: Gimme dat pregnancy bread!!!
Image 238158   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
291
 
 tib gubb: ugh. i'm studying statistics, and headlines like this hurt deeply.
 DrinkMixMan: The gun is good. The penis is evil.
 Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Not enough. They need to pass China in population.
 Mr. Shine: "Photo for representation"?!
 Teechur: Maybe because you did it wrong?
 dangerkeith3000: India has enough people. Stop this propaganda.
 Knice: Whose?
Image 238157   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
238
 
 Robespierre: Bituminous coal smoke of North Korea
 Side Boob: Empty City of North Korea
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 238156   03-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
480
 
 Robespierre: Trapped in a world that he never made
 Amy Housewine: Leonard Cohen sang: "There ae cracks in everything/that's how the dogs get in."
Image 238155   03-19-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
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