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244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

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1. Yurishiro
2. lecj07
3. glenalec
4. Felicity
5. dangerkeith3000
6. WannaBee
7. tib gubb
8. Side Boob
9. VoR
10. Scoo



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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.



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Side Boob uploaded 244300 (1158 points)
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hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (1057 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 243998 (1045 points)
Bumbo Lungys uploaded 244274 (1012 points)
WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)


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 5. Side Boob: 4921 points
 6. Scoo: 4905 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3779 points
 8. a robot: 3113 points
 9. Mr. Butt: 2953 points
10. foreversmug: 2932 points
11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
12. dingding: 2761 points
13. Warrax: 2750 points
14. E. HONDA: 2626 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 2368 points
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Score:
591
 
 Scoo: Never talk to me or my Porg again
 wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.
 dobbiesdoogs: porgkf
Image 238115   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
365
 
 Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.
Image 238114   03-18-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
400
 
 lecj07: Had a black lab who would hide like this when it was bath time. He never figured out how we found the big black dog on the white couch.
Image 238113   03-18-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
550
 
 wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)
 Mr. Shine: Ask is just viruses now.
 Whatever: Probably because it took all Day to log on in the dial up era
 Ulillillia: Just checked, and Lycos is still a thing :o
Image 238112   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
197
 
 Yurishiro: LERSENCE PLERT
 Felicity: Sperdberms
 BavidDowie: @Ulillillia But the children hang a Louie
 Ulillillia: @BavidDowie o/ There's a star place both ahead and right, I don't know how they do it but I think it'd blow our minds o/
 BavidDowie: How is the star place both ahead and right?
 Ulillillia: Wersh Me
 FabricMan: It's a Serbrarerb Ferister!
Image 238111   03-18-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
331
 
 Not A Bot: Maybe turn it into an image macro and she'll date you.
 Ulillillia: Ho ho no
 carpwoman: Oh, wait....
 Ulillillia: Ho ho no
 carpwoman: Oh, wait....
 carpwoman: I would totally do this.
 dobbiesdoogs: rudolph the red-nipped reindeer
Image 238110   03-18-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
179
 
 Whatever: The Loch Ness mallster?
Image 238109   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
635
 
 Robespierre: Victoria and her new offspring - the gender of which has yet to be revealed
 Nope: Ah yes, the great pee bear
Image 238108   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
311
 
 well duh: "Try our 40pc TimBits with a gallon of double double"
 Ulillillia: Does Tim know you have his bits?
 Christina: Where is the guy with a gallon of tea?
Image 238107   03-18-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
390
 
 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.
 SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.
 Yurishiro: Why I'm not surprised
 Scoo: @TurkeyVulture What're you going to do with the remaining half-gallon?
 Whatever: Light highbrow dining at Maralogo I suppose
 ThoughtlessGentleman: di beetus.
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Nerd Fast Food Sauce Riot is my punk band
 a robot: @TurkeyVulture Good idea, then you have a handy gallon jug to hold all your pee!
 Ulillillia: McDTriage
 TurkeyVulture: Divide 128 ounces of tea into 8 8 ounce glasses, and each person gets 5 nuggets . . . But who are we kidding? I would drink all the tea before getting back on the interstate.
 barfolomew: Plus a quart of that Rick and Morty sauce.
 Nope: Aka Try heart disease!
Image 238106   03-18-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
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