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268726  Teechur: Go Fix Your Yugo, Fine Friend.

268729  Teechur: Great way to hold in those pesky earbuds while you're standing in line at the unemployment office.

268732  Teechur: The answer to #3 is because you #5ed too many times in klass.

268736  Teechur: I wonder if the 4th panel ended up in a different universe.

268737  Teechur: Too freaky unto rehab

268730  Felicity: Let's talk about fonts

268738  Felicity: Voted most likely to wiggle his fingers and say "Don't mind if I do!"

268743  Felicity: The Cat with Eugene Levy Eyebrows

268644  fanny: Kotex approves...

268704  fanny: Who's a pretty girl? You are! YOU ARE!!!

268727  KyleisBobDole: This image comes and goes.

268739  fanny: @trelyate holy shit yess!!

268740  fanny: oh come on I'm sure there is a musical pun in "viewer discretion is advised" somewhere

268730  VeeKay: Can you define 'fun' in the context of Cyndi Lauper's 1980's hit 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'?

268741  fanny: fucking hell people NO

268611  fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268737  VeeKay: Even a pile of shit can have an intrinsic beauty.

268738  Kirtov: No ring

268739  trelyate: This comic almost got Drew Carey fired.

268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug



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 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
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15. poetrysucks: 1378 points
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Score:
639
 
 Scoo: Never talk to me or my Porg again
 wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.
 dobbiesdoogs: porgkf
Image 238115   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
365
 
 Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.
Image 238114   03-18-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
428
 
 lecj07: Had a black lab who would hide like this when it was bath time. He never figured out how we found the big black dog on the white couch.
Image 238113   03-18-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
550
 
 wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)
 Mr. Shine: Ask is just viruses now.
 Whatever: Probably because it took all Day to log on in the dial up era
 Ulillillia: Just checked, and Lycos is still a thing :o
Image 238112   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
197
 
 anonimos: LERSENCE PLERT
 toad: Sperdberms
 BavidDowie: @Ulillillia But the children hang a Louie
 Ulillillia: @BavidDowie o/ There's a star place both ahead and right, I don't know how they do it but I think it'd blow our minds o/
 BavidDowie: How is the star place both ahead and right?
 Ulillillia: Wersh Me
 FabricMan: It's a Serbrarerb Ferister!
Image 238111   03-18-18   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
331
 
 Not A Bot: Maybe turn it into an image macro and she'll date you.
 Ulillillia: Ho ho no
 carpwoman: Oh, wait....
 Ulillillia: Ho ho no
 carpwoman: Oh, wait....
 carpwoman: I would totally do this.
 dobbiesdoogs: rudolph the red-nipped reindeer
Image 238110   03-18-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
179
 
 Whatever: The Loch Ness mallster?
Image 238109   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
710
 
 Robespierre: Victoria and her new offspring - the gender of which has yet to be revealed
 Nope: Ah yes, the great pee bear
Image 238108   03-18-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
311
 
 well duh: "Try our 40pc TimBits with a gallon of double double"
 Ulillillia: Does Tim know you have his bits?
 Christina: Where is the guy with a gallon of tea?
Image 238107   03-18-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
390
 
 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.
 SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.
 waynelord: Why I'm not surprised
 Scoo: @TurkeyVulture What're you going to do with the remaining half-gallon?
 Whatever: Light highbrow dining at Maralogo I suppose
 ThoughtlessGentleman: di beetus.
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Nerd Fast Food Sauce Riot is my punk band
 a robot: @TurkeyVulture Good idea, then you have a handy gallon jug to hold all your pee!
 Ulillillia: McDTriage
 TurkeyVulture: Divide 128 ounces of tea into 8 8 ounce glasses, and each person gets 5 nuggets . . . But who are we kidding? I would drink all the tea before getting back on the interstate.
 barfolomew: Plus a quart of that Rick and Morty sauce.
 Nope: Aka Try heart disease!
Image 238106   03-18-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
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